Happy, Texas Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 98 min
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all right with you.
Um, well, so was there
something that you needed?
No. I just wanted to make sure
the decorations were taken care of.
And things look
great here, so, uh...
So I better go check on Wayne.
Uh, Wayne Newton.
Oh.
Music for the dance numbers.
Oh. Okay.
Gotta go.
Okay. Well, I'll see ya.
Bye.
Not how I pictured him at all.
They're crafty that way.
Mm hmm.
I mean, he's cute in a sort of
zestfully clean kind of way.
But I like my men a little dirty
and packin' heat. Hmm, Chappy?
L I best bring
the rest of it up.
All right. I got it. I got it.
All right. Thank you.
I thought they were gay.
They are.
Oh, I don't know much
but I know men.
And he was looking at you
the way a fat man looks at fried food.
Sixty four bottles of beer on the wall
Sixty four bottles of beer
You take one down, pass it around
Sixty four bottles of beer on the wall
No, goddam it. They're keeping us
totally in the dark here.
Yeah, I got my tactical
display here. Mm hmm.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Come on in here.
Come on. Save me a trip.
Hold. Hold.
Let me get a pad of paper here.
Hold on.
Look at that.
What do you think of that?
Okay, give it to me.
Wasn't my idea to escape.
Hold on one second.
It was a fight between Wayne and Bob.
Hey, can I finish this phone call
please? Thank you.
Go ahead. Send it to me.
No, don't fax it to me. Goddam it
that's what I've been tellin' ya.
It's... It's all mushy.
I can't make heads or tails out of it.
Bring it to me, you bet.
That'd be fine.
Tomorrow? Fine.
I'll keep an eye out for you.
Oh. I was gonna find you.
The boys at the garage...
your RV there...
basically a piece of crap.
Sorry.
So how are you?
Better all the time.
Mexican authorities
have been brought into the search...
for the three men who escaped
from a prison van yesterday.
Police now think the three may have
crossed the border into Mexico...
so the manhunt is being concentrated
along the Rio Grande Valley.
You won't believe
what just happened to me.
Thank goodness
for small town sheriffs.
The guy's holding my mug shot
in his hand.
Next thing I know, we're drinking
a beer and talking about...
If you ever leave me
with a kid again...
I will make sure
that you never have one!
You have no idea what it is like
to have these screamin'...
little booger eaters
lookin' up at you...
expectin' you to...
know stuff.
An ordinary love
comes in a plain brown wrapper
Why can't we do the bank now?
Because right now that bank...
is just an ugly stepsister to when
the harvest money comes in, that's why.
I don't care
whose sister's at the bank.
I can't go back in there
and play the fool.
All right. I agree.
All right?
Don't.
That's just the price
That life imposes on a heart
An ordinary heart
We gotta get the girls
into the pageant.
It's the answer to keeping
the whole town busy on bank day.
It's the best
of all possible diversions.
It's our alibi.
We can't rob a bank if we're hosting
a beauty pageant, can we?
No.
Wayne.
Come on, Wayne.
Solitary...
Iousy food
big men with bad breath.
Or we're rich...
great beaches...
foreign women with large breasts.
I'm gonna pick that one.
All right.
All right. Sold American.
All right.
To pull it off, this needs to
be more of a partnership.
All right.
Thank you, guys. Yeah.
Hello? Sheriff?
Anybody here?
Hello?
Sheriff Dent?
Gimme that gasoline, Jency!
I promise you I'm gonna let you do
your flaming baton trick later.
Sissies, sissies
Pageant sissies
David, do you want
to help me with something?
Right.
I wanna get him!
No! Let go of me, you homo!
You come anywhere near these girls
again, I won't say nothin'.
I'm just gonna come over to your house
late at night when you're asleep...
and kill you
with a chain saw.
Cool.
You got no room to talk, lady.
Don't you ever let me
catch you fight like that again.
And don't ever drop your lead shoulder
when you throw a punch.
when you hit.
Shoulder to face.
Sure you're okay?
Yeah.
Do you smoke?
No, thanks.
Man, I've never seen
Miss Schaefer that mad before.
She was mad?
I think she was expecting...
m more from this whole thing.
She's been talking about all this
great stuff you were going to teach us.
And, well, so far, nothin'.
All right, goddam it!
Shut your yappers!
Get your diapered butts in line!
Get over here!
Over here! Now, we got work to do!
Cool!
All right, this might
look hard at first.
All right. Head back! Oh, my God.
One, two, three, four!
Go! Okay!
It's a tornado!
It's a tornado...
Whippin' around.
Watch it. Make it go.
Winds of fury!
Giddap! Go! Go!
Okay.
All right. Let's get started.
Girls, would you like to try
to follow what he did?
Going once.
Going twice. Sold!
$350 for this nice
Mako gas range over here.
Cute butt, sexy eyes
Tall and dark
I know what I like
Heart of gold
Brain to match
Ain't gonna settle for less than that
Next up here we have a wonderful item.
This is a classic.
It's antique.
It's a Ming vase.
It's a Ming vase?
It's a Wyo ming vase. I brought it in
from Wyoming, but it's a nice one.
There's a little crack in the back
but you can fix that up.
How about we start this at $ 100?
A $ 100 bid.
A hundred dollars, anybody? A hundred.
How about this outstanding picture here?
A man sitting on a tractor.
I don't believe it's a John Deere...
but his wife probably
calls him John Dear.
Right now our next lot is lot 24.
It's a collection of tyres.
You all know Varnel's
affection for tyres.
It's unnatural.
There's a lot of good rubber in these tyres
and there's some
steel belteds in there.
We'll start the bidding at, uh... at 200.
Two hundred, two hundred.
Give me three. Lookin' for three.
Three hundred dollar bid, dollar bid.
Three hundred dollars. Lookin'...
Hi.
Am I glad to see you.
Dollar bid, dollar bid over here.
We got a $400 bid.
Hey, Varnel
what are you biddin' on?
Joe, that's a hell of a price.
But, Varnel, those are your tyres.
Judge, don't let him buy those tyres.
Sorry, Varnel.
Okay, we'll continue bidding here.
Are you always taking care of everyone?
You know what they say about small
towns... like big families, no secrets.
Which is, um, sort of why
I wanted to, uh, talk to you.
Uh, I need some advice.
You can trust me.
This is a little hard, um...
but I feel that I can talk to you
because you're, um...
because you're sort of...
Because I'm an outsider?
You are. Yes, you are
but that's not it.
Because I'm handsome?
No.
I mean, you're very handsome, I think
um, but that's not really what I'm, uh...
Okay.
Because I'm a man?
Yes.
And no.
I sort of feel like I can talk to you like a
girlfriend. You know what I mean?
That's a first.
I mean it in a good way. I mean I haven't
had a girlfriend in a really long time.
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