Happy Ending Page #4

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This time, I'll do it right.

Here I am,

frikking about to be a Dad

there you are, playing

breakup-patchup.

Nonsensel

You know what she did?

She's put a tracker in my phone.

- What?l

She knows we're at the golf

link right now. - Really?

That is some psycho nonsensel

Why're you not breaking

up with her cleanly?

It's not that difficult.

- It is difficult.

That's why half

the world's like this.

Nonsense manl Not againl

I'm telling you

these clubs are screwed.

Yes, Monlu.

It's all the club's fault.

Yudi cutie piel

Heyl

I ordered your favorite cheesecake.

- Oohl Cheesecake.

Caramel.

So.

So.

Vishakha.

I've been thinking for a while-

Taste this.

How is it?

- Very nice.

Yummy, right?

- So I've been thinking for a while

...we've known each other six months.

- 11l

What?

- We met at Aarti and Adam's wedding.

Ohl You're calculating from then?

- Of coursel Because-

Two weeks later, at Nancy's party,

you kissed me.

Reay?

- Yeah.

I don't think so.

- Yeah.

I musfve kissed you on your cheeks.

- No, no, no, it was a proper kiss.

Let me show you.

- Nol

Okayl I'm sorry,

just get carried away.

Anyway, what I meant to say is

The two of us

The way we..

You like travelling.

- Yes.

I hate travelling.

- Ohl

You like cheesecake, and

you think I love cheesecake

But I hate it.

- Shall I order chocolate then?

It doesn't matter what cake it is.

What I mean is we're different.

You mean..we're opposites?

- Yes, we're opposites.

People say opposites attractl

That happens with magnets,

not with humans.

With humans, opposites attack.

Like India-Pakistan.

- But India-Pakistan are the same.

They both want Kashmir.

Yeah, you know, opposites do attract.

Like that song.

We come together 'coz opposites

attract. Who'd have thought, aahl

I love the 80's.

Okay.

Okay. Let me start over.

We met 11 months ago,

and I kissed you at Nancy's home.

Not cheek-to-cheek, but lip-to-lip.

We're opposites, and

people think opposites attract.

You want me so much there's

not one tooth in my mouth you..

...haven't left alone.

Still, I think we both-

What?

Why're you giving me your phone?

Have I shown you this before?

You know I'm trying to explain

something to you. - Take a look, baby.

Who's the naked ass?

The naked ass is me?l

How? When?

- You're such a cutiel

How did you do this?

- You looked so cute that day..

I'm really sorry,

I couldn't help myself.

Okay Vishakha, you have to delete that.

- No.

If it leaks somehow,

I'll be embarrassed as hell.

Aww.. you're shy.

- Nol

But if this comes out,

I'll be a joke.

I'm a celebrity.

- Chill, baby.

I'm hardly going to

put it up on Facebook.

Vishakha, please. Come on.

Alright. Alright. We'll delele il.

What if my baby's video goes viral?

Please delete it.

I'll watch it at home.

I have a copy on my laptop.

You okay, baby?

You (gibberish) athome?

- Huh?

You have it at home?

Yes. I got everything

backed up.

If you wanted to prance

in the shower,

...you could've at least

locked the door from inside.

Montu, you're stuck

on the wrong detail.

I mean, when I shower,

I always lock the door from inside.

And from the outside, when

Gauri's in the shower.

Montul Focus.

Get me out of this mess.

Walk with me.

You deleted the

video on her phone.

She has a copy of it on her laptop.

And the laptop's at her home. Right.

So, here's the plan.

We'll sneak into her house

and delete that

file from her laptop.

She's leavingl She's leavingl

Where did you call her?

- Arclight Theatre.

So, we have an hour.

Step 1. Successful.

If we get caught,

we'll be thrown in jail.

That may be your hangout spot,

it's not mine.

Every newspaper will carry my photos

...on the front page

And you know how..

...nasty the media can be to

us celebrities if we make a mistake.

Hey, Yudi. Can I tell you something?

You're not as famous

as you think you are.

I mean, this whole office?

No one's read your book.

Hey, Rachaell

Hi. Have you read Operation Payback?

No.

Hey, Rico.

Did you read Operation Payback?

Okay, okay, okay, let's go.

Did you delete that tracker

app on your phone? - Yesl

Step 2. Find the key.

Step 3. Open the door.

Okay Montu, I just realized.

This is a very bad idea.

Shut it, you coward.

I told you. Trust me.

The whole world will talk

about our robbery story forever.

Maybe this is the excitement

I need in my life.

Maybe even spice up my marriage.

Yudi, I need this.

Help me, please.

I thought I asked you for help.

Come onl

I've never been inside a

single woman's place before.

Because you got married

when you were a kid.

So many pillows?l

Why do girls need so many pillows?

Montu, don't touch anythingl

Girls have a strong sixth

sense about these things.

Nol It's asking for a password.

What's her favorite film?

- Love, Actually.

You're her boyfriend,

think of another option.

I Love Yudil

- You egomaniacl

Aah..l

Yudi, look what I foundl

Pink Panther.

What are you doing?

She's my girlfriend.

Whose girlfriend?

You just broke up with her.

Until we don't breakup-breakup,

she's my girlfriend

...and your sister-in-law.

Do I ever have wrong

intentions about Gauri?

As if I get wrong

intentions about Gauril

Why can't Gauri wear

something like this?

I'm sick of those

white and grey vestsl

Montul

She forgot the tickets.

Let me see. Please...

Let me see. Please...

Let's gol This was a terrible plan.

- Stop.

We'll do what we came hereto do.

Are you crazy? What are you doing?

Operation Payback.

Come on. Come on.

Nonsensel It's lockedl

We'll have to jump again.

Watch carefully and repeat.

- No chance.

You jump and

open the door for me.

I don't want the father

of my kid to be a cripple.

Cowardassl

Hi, Aanchal?

- Yudi.

What? Who's this?

Armaan..Ji. Superstar?

Don't you recognize the voice?

Oh...hi, Mr Armaanji.

Armaanji. What's up?

- What what's up?

You called. You tell me what's up.

No, nothing. Nothing.

I just called lo tell you your

scripfs coming along very well.

Totally kickassl

Good, goodl The songs are

superhit already. - Songs?

You can't make a

remedy without songs.

Make sure the song situations

are believable.

No forced songs, understood?

- Yes, of course.

There are two kinds

of superhit songs.

Either you shake it up

at the disco..or in bedl

Wowl This knowledge

has to comes from experience.

And hey,

add a few kissing scenes as well.

The young man should love it.

- The milkman?

Yes, Sir.

I can see why that's important.

The youth, not the milkman.

- Ohl Youthl

lam making a movie, I'm not making tea.

- Yes sir. Absolutely.

Listen, I am at the gym right now.

Tightening up my body.

Call me later.

Listen, we've recorded

a song for our film.

It's a funky song.

I am throwing a party

on Saturday. Do come.

Yes, ofcourse.

This is the basic price list.

Sir, it's $10,000 for six-pack abs.

$10,000 for a new nose.

And $10,000 for the face.

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