Happy Ending Page #5

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Tell him to do it for $15,000.

When I take off my

shirt in the movie..

The whole industry

will line up here.

He's just struck gold with me.

- Sir.

Hello.

- Hey, Aanchal.

Hey, Aanchall

- Who is this?

This is Yudi.

- Yudi who?

Yudil

Yudi? We met the other day.

I write books.

Well...book.

- Right. Right. Right.

Senior writer,

friend, philosopher, guide. - Stud.

Of course.

- Gary gave me your number.

Just to check up on you.

- Gary?

Yeah.

Hi. Did you give Yudi my number?

- Yudi?

No.

That was so thoughtful of him.

And so nice of you.

I was wondering if you're

getting bored in LA..

Who has the time to get bored,

with all the meetings and readings?

- Yes.

That's true.

What do you do at night?

- What?

I meant, in the evenings,

after your meetings.

If you want to see LA,

maybe I can show you around.

I've been seeing

only LA all these days?

How about we do

something this weekend?

You want to take me out on a date?

- No, no.

What I mean is coffee or something?

Just like that Over the weekend.

Just like that.

I'm sorry, I have

an important meeting on Saturday.

Well, okay.

If something gets cancelled,

call me.

Yeah, of course. Take care. Bye.

Loserl

Don't you have anything to do?

- You don't either.

If you can't scoop

butter with your finger

overturn the can.

- Means?

Gar!!-

No, sorryl

I can't cancel Aanchal's

Meeting on Saturday.

Oh really, then you won't

get your script either. - What?

Aanchal's really busy,

she's working hard.

Don't turn her into a Yudi.

How dare you turn me into a saying?

Don't Yudi your life

That's a Yudi move?

Does your Mom know about

your happy ending massages

with that Roberto?

Why you trying to screw me over?

Stop effing with mel

Then cancel the meeting.

- No, Yudi. I wish I could.

But I can'tl

Cancelled it.

Actually, you know what? For you, donel

- Good.

But you'll have to

hand over my script real soon.

I'll think about it.

It's Aanchal.

Hello? Who's this?

- Aanchal.

Aanchal who?

Whom you wanted to

take out on a date 5 minutes ago?

Oh, heyl Hi.

Sorry, I answered

my phone without looking.

$0..

- Right. Okay.

Anyway, Gary just told me my

Saturday's meeting's been cancelled.

$0..

- So?

So if you're busy it's okay,

I'll call you later, byel

No, no, wait, wait, waitl

Saturday, 9 pm?

Okay.

- Greatl Bye.

Idiot.

- It happensl

Are you sure, it's okay?

- It will be fun, don't worry.

Hop so?

Hi Arman sir.

- Hi.

Hello.

- She is your girlfriend.

My friend Achal.

Okay bye, sir.

Let's go.

Nonsensel

Yudi? Vishakha.

Hi, Vishakha.

- How dare you?

Oh, so you know.

- So it is truel

How could you do this to me?

Vishakha, l..

This was all Montu's idea.

- Don't bring me into it.

What?

- Yes. About sneaking into your house.

Oh my God.

- Your computer? He smashed it.

Oh my Godl

So it was you the other day?

You didn't know?

So what were you mad about?

No wonder

I smell you all over the housel

And I thought I was missing you.

I'm so stupidl

You know what,

I deserve better than this.

I am sorry, Vishakha, l..

Actually, you know what?

You're absolutely right.

You do deserve better.

You should spend your

life with a better man.

I'm not good enough for you.

Are you trying to get rid of me?

- What?

Nol Nol at all.

- For that girl?

What? Which girl? - I know

all about you and that 'writer'.

Ohl

- Oh?

Is that all you have

to say for yourself?

You're cheating on me, Yudi.

You broke my heart.

No, Vishakha, there's nothing

between us. - Don't lie to mel

You're having an affair

with that pseudo, intellectual..

Matching-matching,

rice-plate Reddy, aren't you?

No.. We're just friends.

Nothing's happened

- no kiss-wiss, sex-wax

And anyway

we're not together anymore.

You and I are not

together-together anymore, right?

Are we?

Gimme fivel

- It's not confirmed yet.

It is confirmed.

That's all the confirmation you need.

Beyond this is your judgment.

Come on, gimme fivel

I feel bad for her.

- Gimme fivel

On this sidel

Gimme ten you're free again

- You two are celebrating

You both should be ashamed.

Movel Out of my wayl

Be ashamed.

Now your chapter is over.

My Bab)!-

So I thought, maybe

I could become a writer too.

Wowl

I don't have a cool

back story like you.

It's jusL.

As a kid, I used to watch Dad

He never had time for anyone.

Not even himself.

He was successful, but,

You know,

...l wanted to taste life,

you know what I mean?

I tried starting my own rock band.

But that was hard work too.

That's when I realized I

should be a writer.

How's your life of leisure

working out for you these days?

I'm brokel

I have to work now. No choice.

Trouble is, I can't write.

- You've forgotten how to work?

It's writer's blockl - More like

a mental block, don't you think?

Can I ask you something?

How do you write these love stories?

You don't even believe in them.

- How do you know?

Maybe deep inside, I'm romantic?l

So Yudi's life is just like

a romantic comedy now.

Soo sweetl

Correct. In this big wide world,

we bumped into each otherl

You didn't bump into her,

you stalked herl

We're a nice combination.

She's hot. I'm cool.

She's romantic on the inside,

I'm romantic on the outside.

She's young, l'"1 Y'-"\9-

Shut up, I'm not old.

Okay, young at heart!

Anyway, everything's perfect.

- Actually

This is going too smooth.

Something's going to give somewhere.

- Shut upl

What?

- She could be engaged. Married.

Pregnant.

And if it's a serious film,

she could be terminally ill. - Whal?l

That doesn't always happen.

It does. Almost all the time.

It's a requirement.

Hey, what's up?

- Nothingl

Just thought I'd say hi.

- Okay? Hi, Yudi.

Are you married?

What?

No. I knew it.

Did you call me to ask that?

- No. I just called.

And, you aren't engaged, are you?

Have you seen a ring on my finger?

- No.

You could've hidden it also, like Montu.

- Who's Montu?

What are you blabbering about?

You don't have a boyfriend, do you?

- No, Yudi. I don't have any boyfriend.

I knew ill

Any critical

Uh, you're healthy overall, right?

- What thel

Good, good. Done.

Any more questions?

What?

Okay call you later byel

Well? - You didn't

ask all the questions.

Will you accept her if

she's carrying someone else's sin

...in her stomach?

Shut upl

- Just asking.

So,

situation normal.

- Impossible.

Every story has something

happening right about at this point.

When?

- Now.

Now?

- Almost.

Now?

What happened to you?

This.. was.. a small accident.

Wasn't an accident. It's an allergy.

All this stuff around my face?

These foreigners overdo things.

Give me a few days. I'll be fine.

What do you got?

Write something?

No, l'll.. finish it soon.

I have a new idea.

What's this?

- It's all his genius.

Thing about me is,

...l'm a method actor.

I've done my homework.

I've marked the

best scenes in these films.

Use the ones you think

are right for the script.

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