Happy Ending Page #6

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This way, no one will ever

be able to tell..

...which film we copied it from.

You mean you watched

all these films

and marked every scene you liked?

- He saw them.

I understood them.

So. Knock yourself out

inserting these scenes.

Armaanji, I think we should

try something different.

What is different?

No matter how different

you try to be..

People watch what they like.

Okay, just give me one week.

I promise you,

your mind will be blown.

He doesn't get it.

He doesn't get it.

Look here.

This look? There's 10 pages

of dialogue coming.

Can you hear them?

Hold ill

Wide shotl

Jimmy, jimmy,

jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, closel

Wide againl Cut to song.

That's how you write scripts.

Sir?

- Not yet.

There was a time when..

...whatever I said

was the script.

If I didn't? Pause.

If I was having an

affair with the heroine?

Pregnant pausel

Screw it. Do your thing.

I don't like interfering anyway.

I'm just sharing these ideas so..

...you don't write a boring script.

- No, no.

It is a romcom.

Remedy.

But it should be a bit hard hitting.

Intense.

Life is hard hitting and intense too.

Do all of that

on your own time.

Sir, I just don't want

the script to be cheesy.

Cheesy?

Understand this truth.

In this world, every boy is na'l've..

...every girl is insecure,

and we're all cheesy in real life.

People go to the theatres

...with their family and a tub

of popcorn. Don't waste their money.

Everything should be spectacular.

And happy.

Let the hero and heroine run

into each others arms.

Let there be slow-motions.

Let there be sunset.

If it rains, let it.

If it songs play, let them.

Why, if they want to kiss, let theml

These days,

the Censors aren't an issue.

People should be happy.

Don't get stuck in your creativity.

Don't give life lessons

for 300 rupees.

There's no more, Sir.

Let's write quietly for one hour.

You write yours, I'll write mine.

I don't have anything like this.

Can I borrow your dolly?

Absolutely not.

That's my lucky charm.

Don't touch it.

Fine.

Can you type a little slower?

You're giving me a complex.

Focus.

I can't do this.

Tryl It hasn't even been 5 minutes.

I need inspiration.

Isn't this enough?

I have an idea.

What is it?

You're off to 'Frisco tomorrow,

right? - Yeah?

Let's drive there.

- Why?

Because you haven't seen

the Pacific Coast Highway.

And maybe I'll find my

inspiration driving.

But my flight and hotel have

been booked. - So?

Get them cancelled.

Think about it.

The coast on one side.

Open skies on the other.

And me, in the middle of it alll

No. I have a reading

day after morning.

I'm not taking any risk.

Baby, I am risk-free.

I come with a guarantee.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

- Absolutely.

We'll head out in the morning,

reach by sundown,

and you can make it for your

reading the next morning.

Come on.

Fine.

- Done.

But we'll start early.

- Absolutely.

Early morning.

Finallyl

You call this early morning?

It's not morning yet.

You've calling me like

a psycho from 6 aml

You said we'd leave early morning.

Early is 11 or 12,

after a nice long breakfast.

What's with all this luggage?

Planning to settle down there?

What? This is just basic stuff.

You should've brought

some porters along.

Don't be such a big baby.

Reay?

Your Highnessl

- Thank you.

Thank you.

Wowl

This is so beautiful!

If this doesn't inspire you..

...you should just quit writing.

You're welcome.

And you wanted to fly alone.

All we need is some background

music to go with this scene.

Sure.

Oh man.

What?

No, this is not nice.

No way

"It's not the flu or feveru"

"He-s justu"

"Down with love."

"Down with love."

"The black eyes."

"The fair cheeks."

"The sultry gaze."

"The enticing gait."

"Why did you break my heart."

"Why did we fall in love."

"Why did you go away.."

"Away...Away.."

"Comeu"

"Shower me with your love.."

Give it to mel

- Stop it Yudi.

"What's behind the veil."

"Behind the veil.."

"What's behind the veil."

"Behind the veil.."

"My heart's behind my veil.."

"Every time I see a girl,

my crazy heart goesu"

"Ole...Ole...Ole.."

"l sway,

dance and sing the song of love."

"Ole...Ole...Ole.."

Aahl Nonsensel

Nonsensel

You Idiot.

Are you okay?

- What happened?

I feel asleep.

- You fell asleep at the wheel?

Hold you, please don't sleep.

- So it's my fault?

Of course.

First, you wake me up

at 6 like some school teacher.

And then happily dazed off.

Nonsensel It's not starting.

Engine must be flooded.

What now?

I'll call AAA.

They'll gel us out of here quickly.

Oh God, we'll be very late.

- No, we won't.

I'll get you there by tonight,

I promise.

Y!

Y!

No, I'm not asking why.

Iam saying Y. My name is Yudi.

Y for Yahoo.

U for Underwear.

U for Unicorn.

What did they say?

It'll lake at least 4 hours.

4 hours?

I can't believe I

made such a huge mistake.

This was such a bad idea.

As long as you had the wind

on your face, everything was fine.

At the first sign of trouble,

it became a bad idea?

I cancelled my nice,

comfortable flightl

If the pilot had fallen asleep

...you wouldn't even get

a chance to argue like thisl

Yudi, you do realize we could've diedl

- Don't be so dramatic.

Whoa, I'm being dramatic nowl

- Of coursel

We should get a lift.

I can't believe thisl

No one wants to helpl

Wait.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Take off your shirt.

What?l

Your face can't be seen

in the distance.

You'll need to show your body.

- No way.

Your wish.

Come onl Somebody?

Arch your backl

Stomach in, chest outl

Chest outl

- It is out, Yudi.

You need a sexy pose.

Sexierl

That's good, That's nice.

Nice.

And turn around slowly.

Slowly, slowlyl

Shut up, Yudi.

Okay, it's networking.

Tell you what, take the top off.

What the hell are you doing there?

Get up.

I think you'll do better than me.

Take it off. Why are you covering?

- Are you mad?

Take it off, Yudi. Show your chest.

Stick it out a little bit.

- Yeahl

Nice.

Heyl You need a ride?

No, no. Please go. It's okay.

Thank you.

Idioll

He called you an idiotl

Finallyl

You from India?

Yeah.

Girlfriend?

- Nol We're just friends.

Just friendl

Tell him, Yudi.

I have 'just friend'.

- Yeah?

Shut up, Yudi.

How much longer?

2 minutesl

15 minutes.

20-25 minutesl

Thanks.

So sweet

- The perfect Facebook moment.

Yay, I'm finally marriedl

Hubby and wifey foreverl I love youl

Heart, heart, heart.

At least 15 Comments and 100 Likes.

"What a lovely couple you guys make."

"You guys are perfect

for each other."

What do you think? 3 years?

- Nah. 1 year tops.

First 3 months will be

ruled by hormones.

Next 3 by realization...

and the following

3 by frustration.

By the first anniversary,

they'll be at war.

"Give me my spacel"

"l don't like your motherl"

"What's wrong with my mother?"

"l hate you.

I don't want to talk to you."

"Eff youl" "Eff youl"

Hey, that groom looks..

Just like the hero from

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