Happythankyoumoreplease Page #2
Look at the time.
- I am so sorry.
- I forgive you. Get in here.
Wait, this is Rasheen.
Oh. Okay.
- Hi, Rasheen. I'm Annie.
- Hi.
You'll explain later?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Oh, how was the meeting?
Okay, we'll talk.
Go get drunk.
None for the kid.
- Man:
Hey, Sam.- Hey, what's up?
- Hey.
- Hi.
- Can I have a cookie?
- Dude, it's a party.
You can have, like, 10 cookies.
Go crazy.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- What the f***?
- Come on. Child.
Rasheen, this is my cousin
Mary Catherine.
We're not really cousins.
Parents... best friends.
Look, he's riveted.
What's going on?
I'm just... you know,
I'm looking after him for a while.
And you thought,
"I know what kids love...
alopecia awareness parties."
Kind of.
How are you?
- Horrible.
- Nice. Where's Charlie?
He's in LA.
He's back tomorrow.
- I like that Charlie.
- So do I. I'm a mess without him.
This is fishy. Why do you have
We're going to mingle.
It was great to see you.
I'm calling you tomorrow.
Annie:
Okay, I promisethis won't take long.
It's actually just
an excuse to get drunk
with the people that I love.
So as a little extra dash of fun,
whenever anyone says...
oh I don't know..."follicle,"
we could all drink.
- (laughter)
- Follicle!
(all cheering)
Okay, now the first thing
is that I am hot.
- Man:
Whoo!- Yes! That is correct.
I am superhot.
I am also, in addition
to being superdrunk, hairless.
And unlike some of the hot
gay men here, I do not wax.
I have a very awesome
autoimmune disorder
that we're all going
The word "alopecia"
comes from the Greek...
- (cell phone ringing)
- (people giggling)
turn off their cell phones?
- I'm really sorry.
- Annie:
What?- I am so so so sorry.
- What? That is so rude.
- (thumps)
- (laughter)
I need a drink.
Follicle.
Crowd:
Whoo!- Hey.
- Charlie:
Oh my God, baby,I wish you were here
with me right now.
I got Dave's jeep
and I'm driving on the PCH
and the sun is about to set.
It is f***ing unbelievable!
- How's Dave doing?
- Dave is amazing!
You know I haven't encountered
a single mosquito since I've been here?
It's like a no-mosquito zone.
They're outlawed or something.
Charlie, come home right now.
I miss you.
Huh? Oh, baby,
you're breaking up.
Charlie? Charlie?
Annie:
No, one more fun fact.
- Wait, is everyone having fun?
- Crowd:
Yeah! Whoo!...how much things cost.
- Every time.
- Hey, thanks.
- Bye. Thanks for coming.
- Great party.
- Both:
Mwah!I never noticed
you didn't have hair.
- Really? I never mentioned it?
- No.
- Love you.
- Love you too.
#Remind me again
just what you were saying #
#When you walked in the room
#When I was lost too #
#But in my own thoughts
and I could not find you #
#Tell me your story,
I'm listening this time #
- # I can get us some glasses... #
- Thanks.
#And a bottle of wine #
#We can sit on the carpet #
#Sit on the table
or sit on the moon #
#You can reach for my hand,
you can say what you like #
#Or just what you can't stand #
- # Be a boy or a little old man... #
- (sighs)
#Be what you want,
even nothing... #
- Say cheese.
- (camera shutter clicks)
Ah.
(laughs)
Don't worry.
I'll destroy that.
Here, let me try this.
(grunts)
There.
Did you have a rough night?
I got a question.
Um... why aren't we better friends?
Um, I wasn't aware
we were friends.
Oh, I... I think we would
Well...
my best friend's name
is Sam, Sam.
I mean, seriously,
how many Sams
can a girl have in her life?
Well, you can call me Sam 2.
(laughs)
Sounds like a sequel.
(dramatic voice)
"In a world of Sams,
Sam 2 is so much better."
Oh, that was cheesy.
May I?
Help me out with
something here, Sam #2.
- You work in legal, right?
- Yes, I do. Yes.
- Seventh floor.
- Mm-hmm.
Why are you always
lurking around down here?
Oh, come on, everybody knows
the party's on five.
Philanthropic giving!
Whoohoo!
(laughing)
- Annie:
Oh God.- Oh.
- Can you...
- (camera shutter clicks)
Oh, that's good.
That was a good one.
- One...
- (camera shutter clicks)
Got it.
(giggles)
Annie:
Oh my God.
Sorry.
Here, sit.
Listen, they're going
to deal with you,
get you back home
or wherever.
If they ask any questions,
um, just tell them you've been
walking around or something.
You know, don't...
don't mention my name.
I don't want to get
in any trouble.
It was nice meeting you.
(faucet running)
So Dave thinks he's going to get
this thing off the ground.
- Mary Catherine: That's great.
- Yeah.
He was the happiest
I've seen him in a long time.
- (faucet stops)
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
He says he doesn't
miss New York at all.
I knew he'd bail.
He was always way too much of a wimp
to stay here forever.
- Do you want to know what I want?
- Hmm?
- An omelet.
- Oh, wait. I'm just curious.
Why do you hate
Los Angeles so much?
Because it's the epicenter
of all that is awful.
- Wait.
- Feed me.
Dave told me this awesome thing
about LA. No, listen.
He says the whole town
is like this blank canvas,
and whatever you bring to it...
that's what it is.
It's just this random collection
of neighborhoods where it's always sunny
and it basically reflects
wherever you're at back at you.
So if you're happy, LA is great.
If you're not, LA sucks.
But it has nothing to do
with Los Angeles
because... get this...
there's no such thing.
And?
And that's it.
If you don't feed me soon,
I'm going to eat your face.
Let's go.
Okay, what's going on?
Dave said what?
He wants to partner
with me, 50/50.
But...
we'd have to be out there.
When?
End of the month.
And you want to do it?
What I'm missing, I think,
is a great subject.
Like... like the novel,
that which is new, you know?
Where's my...
what do I draw upon?
- I don't know.
- Exactly.
I mean my great shame
as a writer
is that I'm just this suburban kid
with good parents.
You know,
I was fed, clothed,
carpooled...
hardly Dickensian.
- You know what I'm saying?
- Totally.
I mean you...
with your situation...
(clicks tongue)
That's a gold mine.
You got, like, tons of material
all at the ripe old age
of whatever.
How old are you anyway?
I don't know.
You don't know how old you are?
When's your birthday?
(sighs)
What are you so afraid of?
I'm afraid my brain
is going to melt.
I'm afraid we will never
walk anywhere ever again.
I'm afraid we won't care
about things anymore
except opening
weekend grosses
and Pilates classes.
Yeah, but you know they'd be,
like, the best Pilates classes.
There's no art there.
- That's ridiculous.
- They have no culture.
New York has everything...
the best restaurants,
best theater, museums...
Right, and how many museums
do you go to in an average week?
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