Happythankyoumoreplease Page #3
- I'm just curious.
- That is not the point.
- Yes, that is the point.
- Not the point.
I mean, what good is paying
out the nose to live here
if we never
take advantage of it?
We might as well live somewhere else
and just visit every once in a while
and actually do things.
You know, hit the Met,
take in a Broadway show,
Carnegie Deli.
"Wow, that's a really big sandwich.
- I don't know if I can eat all that."
- I love New York.
You're miserable more than not.
Yes, but that is not
New York's fault.
New York is...
Charlie:
What?...home.
You're asking me to leave home.
You know this is my job,
don't you?
I have to sit here and write things.
It's... it's not easy
with you staring at me.
Sorry I don't have a television.
What's your thing?
What do you like?
You like art, huh?
You like to draw?
Really?
Here, draw yourself a television.
(folk rock music playing)
#So I have under two minutes
to sing you this song #
#It's quite the challenge actually
because I've loved you so long #
#And I know I'm always writing
so you think I'm good with words #
#But I can hardly express
how I feel #
#'Cause words aren't why
love is real #
#And I don't know why
I love you, I just do #
#There was a message in a bottle
at the bottom of the sea #
#Somebody mistook rock
for paper accidenta-dentally #
#So their letter never made it
#I had to fish it
#And I know you won't believe me,
but I swear to God it's true #
#The letter said "I love you,
but I don't know why I do" #
#That's exactly when it hit me,
that's exactly how I feel #
#'Cause though
my love is real... #
Sam:
Amazing, right?
Annie:
Are you sureyou don't like these
just because they're
a lot of pictures of you?
No.
But I do look
incredibly handsome
in this one.
Look at me.
I'm like a dashing
Russian aristocrat.
Annie:
Oh.Annie:
What do you thinkwas going on?
I don't know.
Something bad.
He says he won't go back.
Well, he's supercute.
I say we keep him.
I'm kidding.
We can't keep him.
- Sam, don't keep him.
- I'm not keeping him.
Calm down.
Sorry about the ball.
It's all I got.
(cell phone ringing)
Hello?
Okay.
No, it's not like I didn't
see this one coming.
So that's the last of them, huh?
No, I'm, uh... I'm fine.
Thanks.
- (grunts)
- (leaves rustle)
Charlie:
Did you know that my threemost financially successful years
in New York City
were when I was dealing pot?
You don't need Dave
or some crappy town
to do something great.
- I believe in you.
- Why?
'Cause you're my man.
You're my big, funny,
floppy-haired man.
We don't need to know everything
in advance, okay?
You'll figure out your thing
and we'll have money eventually.
That's how it works.
No, not here.
Not always.
I just want to feel like the crap
I don't know.
Woman:
No no, yeah, I did.I called him yesterday.
I'm just tired.
- Both:
Oh.- Sorry.
So I'm... I'm generally not
a happy hour kind of guy,
- but I thought you might like...
- Oh, uh, yeah sorry. I can't.
- It's a school night.
- Oh, yeah.
- Bye.
- Okay, bye.
Oh. Two ships, two ships.
- Hey, Beth.
- Hey.
(cell phone chimes)
(door opens, closes)
(rock music playing)
- What?
- What do you mean?
Why did you want
to see me so bad?
I just... does there have
to be a reason?
I don't know.
I still...
Whatever.
It's just been a while.
Have a drink with me.
Please?
(rock music playing)
- She hated me.
- Not true.
- She hated me.
- She didn't hate you.
She just thought
you needed a haircut.
Yeah well, I couldn't have been
nicer to that woman.
I... I brought her flowers.
Wow, shocking that
that didn't win her over.
- I'm her daughter.
She didn't want me to get hurt.
But I guess in fairness, you know,
Oh no, wait.
She was totally right.
- Come on.
I f***in' hate that.
I can handle your mother
hating me.
I can't stand the thought
that you hate me.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- You're back.
- A man of my word.
- Mississippi.
- Sam.
- M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I?
- Very good.
- How's your little brother?
- Who?
- The kid?
- Oh, good.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
He's good.
Well, it's great that you do that.
You know, you're...
you're really good at your job.
- Am I?
- Yeah, I've been...
I've been watching you
do your thing.
- You're good.
- Wow.
I must be a really good actress
because I f***ing hate my job.
- You're an actress?
- No.
What do you do
when you're not here?
- I sing.
- Sing? Songs?
- Yeah, songs. Cabaret.
- Ah.
- What do you do?
- I write.
- Words?
- Yeah, words.
So you sing.
Are you... you any good?
Well, you come listen
and then tell me.
No, I... I could never
come hear you sing.
- Why not?
- Because I like you.
That makes no sense.
You happy to see me?
I don't know yet.
(Annie laughs)
This is bad.
I have to work in the morning.
- Some people work.
- Hey, I work.
Playing bass in a shitty band
and considering applying
to grad school is not a job.
You think the band is shitty?
Well, you were front row
at every show.
I was your girlfriend.
That, like, contractually obligated me
to be a groupie.
Yeah, but you always...
you just looked like you were
enjoying yourself, that's all.
I was.
I did.
All right, let's do this.
Tell me things.
When, Mississippi,
did you leave Mississippi
and come to New York City?
- When I was 17.
- Oh great.
So you've been here,
what, two years?
- Aw, nice.
- Ooh wait, where's your accent?
Oh, it's here...
(Southern accent)
when I need it.
- Drink this.
- (glass thuds)
Yes, ma'am.
Cheers.
Mm!
What the f***, man?
Why won't you come
hear me sing?
- You really want to know?
- Yeah.
Because I once dated
this girl in college
who desperately wanted
to be an actress.
I mean it was all she talked about.
And I finally went
to see her in this play.
Bad?
So unburdened with talent
it was amazing.
- I mean I had to break up with her.
- Because she was a bad actress?
No, I didn't care
if she was good or not.
It was... she so believed she was good
and it made me feel like,
wow, this girl doesn't
know herself at all.
And I think you're terrific.
I do.
Therefore, I could never
come hear you sing
because it'll change everything
if I learn you can't.
- What if I'm amazing?
- What if you aren't?
- What if you suck as a writer?
- I don't.
Whoa, you are bad news.
Sammy, I'm calling you
because you're my sponsor
and I'm about to fall
off the wagon.
It happens, right?
Don't be mad.
Okay, I'm going to take
your not picking up to mean
I'll call you tomorrow
and confess.
(sighs)
F***!
What's wrong?
- I got bad news today.
- What?
I'm a f***in' failure.
Aw.
F***, I was impressive once.
I'm telling you,
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