Happythankyoumoreplease Page #7
If you refuse that right,
the court will provide one for you.
Okay okay.
Rasheen, it's going to be fine.
He didn't do anything bad.
(siren wailing)
Hey.
I want you to read
lots of books, okay?
I don't want you
to ever stop drawing.
Just... just keep doing it, okay?
- Promise me.
- I promise.
And I'll come to one
of your art shows in 20 years
and I won't be able
to afford anything, but you'll, like...
you'll, like, sketch something
on a napkin for me
and that'll be
my retirement fund, okay?
- Okay.
- Okay.
(siren wailing)
Sam? Sam.
#One and one
is through, you know #
#The lily grew #
- # Between the snow... #
- Well...
#I thought you knew
the lily grew #
#I thought you knew,
I thought you know #
#Molire,
those were the days #
#Robespierre,
#No underwear,
#My love, what gives? #
Mary Catherine:
I don't want to make you
stay here with me
if you want out.
I want you to be happy,
even if I'm miserable.
I am not going to be the person
who ruins your life
and shackles you to a city
or a woman you don't want.
Oh God. Oh God,
this feels so awful,
like some sort of
grand manipulation
when it should be
and I don't know who else to tell
- and you're my best friend...
- Okay okay. Shh shh.
- Hey hey. Shh.
Will you breathe?
- Please please.
- (gasping)
(deep breaths)
Good.
That's good.
Sit down.
Now tell me what is going on.
I can't.
I'm afraid of what will happen
when it hits the air.
You can say anything to me.
You threw a vase at my head
three years ago
- and I stuck around, didn't I?
- You ducked.
F*** yeah, I ducked.
I have great reflexes.
That's what I'm saying.
I can take it.
Whisper it to me.
I will live wherever you want.
- I'll move to LA.
- I'll stay in New York.
- We can move to Los Angeles.
- We can move to Iceland.
- F*** it. Let's move to Poland.
- (laughs)
Beirut! I don't care.
(kisses)
Did you get my message?
I got 12 of them.
Were there more?
Look, I... I don't know
what else to say.
I don't care that
you weren't there, Sam.
Well, what... what
do you want from me?
I want you to go away!
You're making me sad, okay?
And I want you to leave.
You know how long
we knew each other?
A week.
One week.
I mean we were playing house
and it was fun, but...
but what did you expect
was going to happen?
I realized the problem.
and I think you like
living short stories.
But I'm kind of ready
for the novel, you know?
Sam #2:
All right.
Okay, what are we feeling,
red or white?
- Sam?
- Hmm?
We need to talk.
(laughs)
You mean the talk
where you tell me how great I am,
but you can't get involved
and it's not me, it's you,
and you're damaged
and you wish you could and...
(coughs)
I refuse to have that talk.
Now would you like red
or would you like white?
Sam...
look, I... I'm not...
I'm not good for you.
What?
Are you happy?
No, I'm not happy.
I could make you happy.
Seriously, let me love you.
I am totally up to the task.
Actually, I've already started.
- I can't... I can't do this.
- No no no no.
Don't... come on, don't walk out
on this before it even started.
Please.
Look at me.
I get it, okay?
I get it.
I'm not the guy you had in mind.
But what if you don't know
what's best for you?
- And you do?
- I believe I do.
Where did you come from,
Sam #2?
Westchester.
Do you want to know why
I hang out on the fifth floor?
The first time I saw you...
God, I thought, "Wow!
Her... the girl
with the funny headwrap.
I want to be near that girl."
Trust me, I don't
normally talk this way,
but I am gone over you.
- Stop, okay? Shut the f*** up.
- Why? Why?
Just stop, please. Just stop.
Don't say that.
You can hear this.
- Close your eyes.
- What?
I just want you to listen to me.
Humor me, please?
(sighs)
It's not easy to be adored.
You in particular... you have
a tougher time with it than most.
I get that.
But I want you to give it a try.
Think of it as an experiment.
I promise I will be very wonderful
at adoring you, Annie.
It's an area where I think I've got
a great deal of talent.
(chuckles)
You're worth the adoration, Annie.
You're worth it.
And the fact that
you don't believe it
has nothing to do with
whether it's true or not.
It is true for me
and that is all that matters.
(rock music playing)
#I was sleeping in the lilies #
#Or was I up all night? #
#These days it's hard to tell
what's half-asleep from fully alive... #
Charlie:
Wexler!#We were loving
like a landslide #
#Or were we in a fight? #
This writer that I know
once told me this great thing.
He said every five years
he realizes
what an a**hole he was
five years ago.
Every five years,
like clockwork, he goes,
"Man, I was such an a**hole
five years ago."
So if we accept this,
that means everything
we think and feel
and say now
in five years
will just be embarrassing.
- This conversation?
- The worst.
We're going to hate
this conversation.
- I hate it now.
- We're going to hate it in four years.
(laughs)
(sighs)
Did you play sports
when you were a kid?
Yeah.
You remember "Walk it off"?
No matter what happened, right?
like, hanging out of its socket.
Coach would run over,
scoop you up.
"Eh, you're all right, kid.
Just walk it off."
Yeah.
And I'm sure a few of those times
I was legitimately hurt.
But just having this concept...
walk it off...
as a way to, I don't know,
heal myself... it worked.
I just walked that sh*t off.
I've been feeling lately
I'm maybe more resilient
than I had thought.
But who knows?
Maybe I'll feel differently
in five years.
Who knows?
(phone rings, beeps)
Automated voice:
Hello.No one is available to take your call.
Please leave a message
after the tone.
(beeps)
All right, I'm guessing
you're there,
but you're sad
and you can't be bothered.
But I have a tale to tell, Samuel,
and you need to hear it.
So listen up.
The scene:
dinner with #2.Trying to cut him loose.
No such luck.
So get this.
You know how people say
beauty's on the inside?
Well, that's total bullshit.
Beauty is on the outside,
and I love me some beauty.
I mean who doesn't?
But here's the crazy thing,
Sammy boy.
I'm listening to Sam #2.
Listening because he made me
close my eyes... so hot.
for me and him to be an item.
And as he's talking,
it's like the molecules on his face
must have
rearranged themselves,
because I open my eyes
and suddenly
I am in front of the most beautiful,
gorgeous man...
like, a total hottie.
And who knew? Sammy 2.
That rhymes.
And you were right, by the way.
It is a strong name.
So here's what I have to say to you
before the damn beep cuts me off.
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