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bliss is your birthright."
And I was like,
"Uh, 45th and Madison?"
(laughs)
And he said, "You have
great potential in this lifetime.
The key to your life is gratitude.
You do not give enough thanks."
And I said,
"Well, how do I do that?"
And he said, "Simple.
Say thank you."
And I said, "Well, when?"
And he said, "All the time.
Right now."
And he said after I say "thank you,"
I should say "more please."
- Wait. "Thank you. More please"?
- Yeah.
That with gratitude the universe
is eternally abundant.
So I've been giving
gratitude a shot.
Thank you.
More please.
Thank you. More please.
Thank you.
More please.
- How crazy am I sounding here?
- Oh, no no no no no.
No, not at all.
Not at all.
Have... have you noticed
a difference?
- No.
- No?
I mean yes, but whatever.
Anyway, what got you
into photography?
Oh, I wouldn't... I wouldn't
call it photography.
What would you call it?
- Well, taking pictures, I guess.
- Okay.
Well, why do you take pictures?
Um, I don't know.
When I... when I see
something I like looking at, I...
I get to keep looking at it.
You shouldn't be flattered
that I came back.
- Why?
- It's a bad sign.
The men I fall for
are horrible and cruel.
And if I'm here,
you must be one of them.
I like having you here.
Well, that's nice.
For the record
- Why should I?
Because someone has to.
There was...
there was one time
when I was in the...
in the second grade
and we all got these pictures
of Santa Claus
that, you know,
were left empty and blank
and we were supposed to,
you know, color them in.
And so I colored Santa's clothes
the way I wanted
and my teacher, Mrs. Porter,
she was just...
ugh, she was just this miserable
miserable woman.
She grabbed my paper
off my desk
and she held it up to the class
and she said,
"Samuel here colored
Santa's pants blue.
And we all know
that Santa's pants are red."
And she ripped up the paper,
gave me a new one
and made me start over.
- Mrs. Porter!
- I know.
So I ran home
screaming and crying.
I told my parents what happened.
And my dad... my dad came to school
with me in the morning.
He barged
into the teachers' lounge
and he started screaming
at Mrs. Porter,
"Who says Santa's pants
have to be red?!"
- Yes! Go, Dad!
- Right? That was awesome.
- That was awesome.
- Wow.
And that was like a...
from that point on,
that was like a battle cry
in my house, you know.
(high-pitched)
"Who says Santa's pants have to be red?"
- Yeah, who says?
- I know. I know. I know.
So that was awesome.
But that's my pop.
What about your dad?
How's... what's he like?
- Uh, he's great.
- He's great?
- Yeah, he's the best.
- Mm.
- This is me.
- Ooh.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- This was nice.
- Mm.
- Thank you.
- No, thank you.
More please?
Right.
I'll see you at work.
- See ya.
- See ya.
Dude.
This is really good.
- Sam?
- Yeah?
You're my best friend.
Thanks, man.
You're mine too.
So how can I help you?
Well, I have some questions
about foster care.
Okay. Uh...
Well, I might be interested
or on or whatever.
- Okay. Are you married?
- No.
- Job?
- Yeah. Well, freelance.
But I should tell you I don't
really know how any of this works,
but I'm interested in taking someone in
who's been in foster care.
He's been staying with me and I think
the situation he was in wasn't great.
Wait, you have this child
with you now?
Yeah.
A child who was in foster care
in the state of New York?
Yeah, but he...
And he's living with you,
yet you're not his legal guardian?
Why is that?
And where is this child right now
while you're sitting here talking to me?
No no no no. No.
I'm sorry.
I'm a writer and I just...
you know, I... I had some questions
about the whole deal.
Mr. Wexler,
is this your current address?
I'm sorry, there's been... it's fine.
Thank you for your time.
Mr. Wexler?
making balloon animals
at birthday parties.
Why do I have to be
You don't have to do anything.
You just... he sounds great, that's all.
I want you to be happy.
And his name's Sam.
Come on, that's a strong name.
And this coming from the guy
who likes his girls
and the lower back tattoos...
- That is outrageous!
...spending half their lives
- What?
And I'm sure Alabama is a homely
fat girl with a kickin' personality.
- Mississippi.
- Whatever. Red states.
(laughs)
Sammy,
you said you were going to deal
with the kid thing yesterday.
Everyone's getting worried.
I know. I'm...
I will. It's...
- Hi.
- Sam:
Oh, hey.Um, Mississippi, Annie.
Annie, the famous Mississippi.
- And I'm not famous?
- Shut up.
- It's so nice to meet you.
- You too.
So, uh, you're from Mississippi?
Yep.
What's that like?
Don't answer that.
I'm just talking
and this is me leaving.
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
(mouthing words)
- Oh, hey.
- Hi.
- I didn't see you sit down.
- Yeah, hi.
Mary Catherine:
Do you remember what you said to me
- Charlie:
No.I was wearing
this little black cocktail dress.
It was way too fancy
for the bar we were at,
but I thought I could pull it off.
You know, like,
"Oh, this little number?
Just threw this on.
No big deal."
You came and met us.
I was all excited to see you.
And you sat down
next to me at the table.
- You really don't remember this?
- No.
You looked at the dress
and you said,
"Where are you going, prom?"
I'm sorry.
No, it was perfect
because finally here he was...
the guy who wouldn't let me
get away with anything.
as the moment you came into focus.
Like, oh, there you were.
And now...
it's like you're out of focus
all of a sudden,
ever since you got back...
just fainter and fainter to me.
And I'm...
just sad to see you go,
that's all.
I don't know if I'm going to go.
Yes, you do.
Make sure you get there
kind of early.
I'm going to try
and reserve you a table,
but it gets kind of crowded
and I don't want you to have to stand.
- So get there kind of early.
- We're gonna get there kind of early.
Okay. Are you sure you know
where you're going?
Uh, the city's on a grid,
so yeah, we'll figure it out.
I'm so excited.
I'm kind of excited.
- I'm totally excited.
- We are too.
- Okay. Bye.
- All right, bye.
See you tonight.
Break a leg thing.
- Ah.
- Ah.
What do we say if she's terrible?
Tell her she looked pretty.
That's a great idea, my friend.
We're going to do that.
(police siren chirps,
car approaches)
- Officer:
Sam Wexler?- Yeah?
Sam:
What... what's...um, what's going on?
You have the right
to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used
against you in a court of law.
- What's going on?
- You have the right to an attorney.
All right, what's going to happen...
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