Harte Jungs Page #2
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I'm tuned-in. Son.
I know exactly what's happening.
Many guys experience
what you're going through.
I'm not unique?
That's right.
And you mustn't go through
life always being ashamed. In fact
for many years, I was ashamed.
You were?
Are you anxious
about your problem?
Yeah, well, sort of.
I hear it telling me to...
Listen, none of that matters.
Don't forget.
Homosexuality is totally normal.
And you are normal.
Thanks for your help.
I was getting nowhere, fast.
The only person I had left to talk
to was my best friend Red Bull.
All I can say is it is
definitely about time, Fly. Here.
Are you positive?
No question. If your willy hadn't
started talking to you with
all these women running around
then I'd be really
worried about you, Fly.
Yeah, but
bughouse, dude.
I mean how can I get him to shut up?
Why rock the boat?
Just let him talk.
Like kids my age I go to school.
And like most kids
my age I have no choice.
But my friends and
I make the best of it.
What's up with you guys?
Nothing much. Only...
Fly's pecker has been
talking to him.
Hey! Wait a minute...!
Entire sentences?
How come you had to go
and broadcast it to everyone?
What does he say to you?
Stuff... I don't know.
I guess mostly he gives me advice.
Cool!
Is he good at math?
I could use some help
with my homework.
Awesome, dude.
My banana doesn't speak to me.
That's because you don't have one.
It's understandable.
Sshh, can it Sean.
We have a 'babe-alert'
Oh, my God!
She's a bomb!
with the entire football team.
You b*tch.
I'm going to sign up for football.
like a flash of lightning.
This was that special girl
mom was talking about.
There's our flowerpot.
Leone... even her name
sounded like sweet music.
Leone
Hey, bonerhead, wake up.
Let's follow her.
Just put one foot in front of
the other. It's called walking.
Look out, here comes Kye.
/Move it, geek!
Kye did to Kevin last Monday.
No, what?
He held the guy over
the dirtiest toilet in school,
It hadn't been cleaned in forty years
and he gave the kid a 'swirly'
He even tried to flush him down.
You know what that was all about?
Leone a little too long.
That was all?
Do you plan to
say anything, Sparky?
I have no words.
You have no words for what?
To describe how I feel.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a theatre fan myself.
Say what?
Oh, Romeo and Juliet.
That's right. I play Juliet.
everyone falls in love with.
Remember, it's this weekend?
Will you be going?
Go on and touch them.
They're probably real.
Yep, they're real. How about a kiss?
Hey, that doesn't go in your mouth.
Aaw, just when things were
getting interesting.
So, my name's Leone.
What's yours?
What?
Frenchy?
Oh, you're French. How nice.
Oh, I just love French.
Say something to me in French.
That's so romantic.
Are you ok?
Are you interested in
becoming a stage performer?
Yes yes yes!
A stage performer?
Say yes!
Oh, yeah. It's my hobby.
show off my talent any more.
Well, you're in luck.
Kevin, our under-study for Romeo
just left the show.
Kevin?
I don't think so.
For me
Please?
My parents aren't home Friday
so come to the house.
We can practice undisturbed.
Just the two of us. We'll have fun.
Ooo, fun fun fun.
Ok.
On Friday, there's a full moon.
What?
You know, a 'full moon'.
A big boy like you
doesn't need an encyclopedia
to know what that means.
/Uh, no, of course not.
Ok, that's enough.
Hi, Kye. This is my new friend.
He's willing to help me with my lines.
He'll come over Friday and we'll
practice them together.
I thought I was coming over that day.
Maybe if you'd shown a little interest
in what I approached you then you
could have rehearsed your part with me.
But you passed. So I found
someone else to practice with me...
/You and I are going to be
meeting up again real soon.
See you.
Bingo! See how easy it is
when you listen to me?
Alone with Leone?
Friday afternoon?
At her house?
That's amazing!
That's bitchin!
What's so great about her? Tell me.
A couple of things
and they're right out front to see.
Settle please...
thank you.
As soon as Patricia gets her tongue
dislodged from George's ear
I'll be happy to continue.
Now, as everyone knows
we have only five days left
before saturday's performance.
How many lines do you have?
Only one. Why?
Before we begin today's rehearsal
I have a small announcement to make.
As some of you may be aware
Kevin isn't here today.
He's not well.
He had a very traumatic experience.
In the bathroom.
As you know, the part he was
under-studying is important.
And if Casper gets sick...
Me? No way.
...then we'd have a gigantic problem.
But, because of Leone's help,
Florian is our new under-study
for the part of Romeo.
Huh? I'm under-studying Romeo?
applause to the guy for taking on
this assignment with such short notice.
To learn hundreds and hundreds of
impossible lines in Ancient English.
Way to go, man.
Why didn't you tell us?
Want to say anything, Florian?
I have something to say.
Who are you?
I'm Kyle.
Someone else got suddenly sick so
I've decided to step in and take
over their part in the play myself.
Show off.
Not only do I have to learn all of
the lines for Romeo but the class
psychopath is out to get me now.
Don't worry about learning all
those lines. Casper won't get sick.
Kyle won't be able to get near you.
You're never alone.
You've got us, your friends.
That's right.
There's safety in numbers.
If that moron Kye ever comes near you
I'll teach him a lesson.
Listen to me real good, you little rug rat.
You stay away from my girl friend
do you understand?
Your middle name is
going to be changed to 'swirly'
If I ever catch you looking at
her again... is that clear?
According to my encyclopedia, full moons
bring out tremendous passions in them.
babies are born.
Oh, my god.
She wants to have sex with me.
Oh, man, that's awesome!
Oh, man, that's awesome!
She's a real pro.
Well, I'm not.
She's going to expect a real lot
from you 'cos she knows
what she's doing.
And you, you've got to get ready.
You've got to be a sex-machine.
Women always want a lot.
You've got to make her see stars.
Hey, if she's not satisfied,
you can never show your face around school.
Oh, man!
I hear she's done every position
in the Karma Sutra.
Karma-what?
Remember when you got that
remote-control car a few months ago?
/Yeah.
It came with a manual to operate it.
Yeah, so?
Well, the Karma Sutra is like a manual
on how to operate women.
Really?
Yeah, but girls don't come with them.
You have to buy them separately.
Hey, Red.
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