Harte Jungs Page #6

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thy drugs are quick...

...thus with a kiss... I die...

Romeo...

Hey, hello! Wake up!

Prayers do come true to

Boy, talk about Twin Peaks...

Finally, he's talking to me.

Now's your chance pal.

Show her there's some life

in the old body yet.

Lisa... Lisa...

Even her name sounded

like sweet music.

Liii-sa.

Pull! Pull the curtain!

I hadn't felt this way

since I fell in love with Leone.

Wrap it up.

A gloomy peace brings with the morn.

Some shall be pardoned

and some punished.

For never was a story of more

gloom than this of Juliet...

and her Romeo.

Bravo!

Wanna play Romeo and Juliet later?

How about Romeo and Romeo?

Anybody interested in having

their flowerpot fertilized?

Oh, no.

Like I said at the beginning,

I don't know if you could

call this a big happy ending

but it is happy.

On top of everything else

I didn't have to injure myself

trying to fit into one of those

Karma Sutra positions.

Here we are, just you and me.

/Just the two of us.

What am l, chopped liver?

Wait a minute

forget I ever used that term.

Fly.

Yeah?

Nothing will ever come

between us, will it?

Of course not.

I think you might have to

make an exception for me.

So how was your date

with your friend Lisa?

Good.

And what did you two do?

First this warm feeling came over me

and I guess my blood started pumping.

Because, before I knew it,

she let me putt my wee-wee

into her flowerpot.

Now you're catching on.

This my friend is the beginning

of a beautiful relationship.

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