Hasee Toh Phasee Page #7
What're you doing Pappa?!
If the horse is at the main door,
it will chew all the owers away!
You've woken me up so that we can
play horsey in the middle of the night?!
I think I'll just come on foot
What's wrong Pappa? ls there a problem?
No... I think I saw...
Pappa... I'll take your leave?
I couldn't find another angle...
Let's go?
Let's go?
Karishma is not the
right girl for you...
...get married to me...
Okay. Pick one.
Karishma...
I know...
I know you'll never let me go and I
will never need to run away from you...
And there's no guarantee
that you are going to be perfect?!
I come with a lifetime guarantee...
What are you looking at... look away!
"Love's beckoning, when it comes,"
"Love's beckoning, comes when it does,"
"Until then, within your sight,"
"Until then, within your sight,"
"By your side, I will be."
"A steadfast gaze upon you,"
"peals of laughter, at all you do,"
"Drive myself all crazy,"
"And keep you full of mirth,"
"Keep a steadfast gaze on you."
"Many a splendrous color you adorn,"
"Surely descended from another world,"
"Many a splendorous color you adorn,"
"Surely descended from another world,"
"The color is in the
eye of the beholder,"
"Hark upon these words,"
"Until then, within your sight"
"Until then, within your sight"
"By your side, I will be"
"A steadfast gaze upon you,"
"Reside forever within your eyes."
"Drive myself all crazy,"
"And keep you full of mirth,"
"Keep a steadfast gaze on you."
"Loves blessings,
one knows not its arrival,"
"loves blessings,
it arrives when it does,"
"Until then, within your sight,"
"Until then, within your sight,"
"By your side, I will be."
Nikhil, where were you all morning?
Welcome...
I found all this in your bag...
did you buy all of this?
Tell me, where is the necklace?
Did you sell it? Are you hiding it?
Tell me.
Tell me the truth...
or I will call the police...
Kabir, you're friends with such thieves?
No...Meeta...
Why did you do this?
Just get in now...
What's wrong with you MA!
Why did you have to steal that necklace?
What did I know he will find out?!
Poor Meeta is getting
blamed for all this!
Look here
In the undegarments?!
That necklace, was rightfully mine,
I am the youngest in the house!
Give it here...
if the cops come, we will go to jail!
She even looks like
a professional crook...
Kabir, are you her accomplice?!
Is she alone, or does she have a gang?
Please wait...
Dad used to be a cop...
He's used to saying these things
How do you know he's not right?
I know you didn't take the necklace
And these other things, are in
your bag because of
'Meeta 2.0'- After-pills!!
God knows what kind of friends you have!
You've figured me out in just 3 days?
Don't worry, we'll look for a solution
Hey!
Sir, I haven't stolen the necklace...
You've checked my bag...
Now you should check
everyone else's bags too...
so your wife could have it...
You are about to send
my 'to be' wife to jail...
If she went tojail, I would've punished
myself... I would've slit my wrists!
Now hurry up... or I will be left alone,
singing solo numbers all my life
My poor son!
Oh... So now a thief will
tell a cop how to solve a case?
Let it be there... put it back
But this is mine Dad...
It's evidence now. Keep it back...
The Bluetooth is Nikhil's...
this chocolate is Anant's...
and this sauce...
And this toothpaste.
She even eats toothpaste!
I've seen it myself...
What? She eats toothpaste.
She must have been hungry
This girl is a thief!
Dad, you can't call her a
thief till you've proved anything!
Is it?
As per the rules of
crime investigation...
...the criminal is someone
you suspect the least...
Oh...
Yup, that's what Sherlock always says...
Right, and suspect no. 1 is
YOU!
What? - Correct.
Absolutely right, Sherlock
What rubbish... who is this Sherlock?
What batch of police service is he from?
Get him on the phone...
Sir, please get your bag...
What? It's my necklace...
My dear Watson... his bag!
Watson? Who is this Watson now?
Abhinandan, go get my bag!
Uncle, there's a shopful of bags here...
Which one is it?
The big red bag... that's mine!
The one with the black handle...
and wheels?
Stop wasting time and hurry up
You moron...! Or should I do it myself?
No, I am coming uncle...
I am at the door...
C'mon, C'mon move it! Hurry up!
Iam coming...
You are suspecting a police officer?
Teaching me the rules
of crime investigation?!
Are you out for a stroll?
What's wrong with you!
Is this the bag?
Yes!
Why do you walk queerly...
keep it here..
No! That one!
Idiot!
...Open it..
Are you ss..sure?
Of course, I am sure! Open it!
Show Madam...
what's inside a police officer's bag!
Socks...
Yes, socks...
Made in England! Keep it back.
Underwear
Don't display it... keep it inside...
What's this?
It's a medicine...
That's Viagra...
It's a bandage!
What do you want me to do?
Put it back...
Done. Finished.
Open it properly...
investigate properly... Madam should see
all there is to see in the bag!
Oh my god... oh my god... oh my god!
Oh my god! It's the NECKLACE!
You...? - How did this get here!?
Iam a police officer... goddamit!
VVEFE.
Why're you all looking at me?!
senile after retirement..
...but he seems to have lost it..
All his life he played cops'n'robbers ..
...now that there aren't any thieves
left he plays the role himself...
...and has converted his
house into a police station..
Just let it go...
He must've accidentally put it there...
Meeta...
Sorry
I've invited the whole
building for lunch... join us?
Can you please call Gargi,
I need help...
No one's here... everybody's gone down
Done!
NIS. Meeta...
Sorry
What is it?
Err... Nothing...
"I like salsa, I like rumba,
but if you wanna really party"
"Throw your hands up and twist
them around, do the Bhangra everybody"
"Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!"
"I like salsa, I like rumba,
but if you wanna really party"
"Throw your hands up and twist
them around, do the Bhangra everybody"
"Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!"
"Nothing like my handsome lover,"
"Nothing like my dreamboat savior,"
"Nothing like some colorful bangles,"
"And a fiery nosering."
"Do the boogie woogie"
"As we twist and shout,"
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"
"To the beats of the drums,"
"I sway and sashay"
"Let loose inhibitions,"
"And swing the hips"
"Theres nothing wrong"
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"
"I like salsa, I like rumba,
but if you wanna really party"
"Throw your hands up and twist
them around, do the Bhangra everybody"
"Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!"
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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