Hasee Toh Phasee Page #8
"Trumpets sound,
to hoof beats in the tent"
"Sweets n savories n drinks abound,"
"Topped off by an icing of happiness,"
"Multiplied manifold."
"Uncles n aunts n grannies n mums."
"Posing for snaps pout crimson"
"Putting on a show, ying high,"
"Uplifted on gusts of warm air."
"Pop open bottles of champagne quick"
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"
"To the beats of the drums,"
"I sway and sashay"
"Let loose inhibitions,"
"And swing the hips"
"Theres nothing wrong"
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"
"This pair"
"May the heavens bless"
"This pair"
"I too want to create a pair"
"This pair"
"As our palms and
"Shower us with congratulations"
"The entire universe"
"Distribute sweets, and sweet tidings"
"A thousand times thanked the lord"
"lf He bothers my lonesome a glance,"
"All I ask is for a lover as he,"
"A loving partner."
"For my Sent-i, He would be Mental"
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"
"Do the boogie woogie"
"As we twist and shout,"
"I let go crazy when the song plays,
Punjabi wedding song"
"Punjabi wedding song"
So, you need to pay
Yu P
And your project isn't complete...?
And you had return the money, last week?
YuP---
And so you're going
to steal the money...?
To put it simply yes, but...
Can we please keep it simple?
Why not ask Papa for the
money..no need to steal then?
and he refused...
I've somehow got a 3-day extension...
If I ask him now, and he refuses...
I won't even have the option to steal...
Yup!
Then run away...
Last time it was China...
this time, maybe Africa?
I could... but...
But what?
Actually, they needed
a guarantor for the loan...
...so at that time
I forged the documents,
and made Pappa the guarantor.
And, he has no idea about it?!
Nope...
And those guys could come here and...
What is this? Listen to me...
You don't even speak Hindi!
Pappa! - Pappa!
Hey mummy!
Do you have any shame?
Should I be ashamed?
Or should I save Pappa? Decide?
Shut up! You fraud...!
Now forge some more
Why does it have to be your own father?
Coz, my father is my Pappa.
It's against my principles
to steal from others...
Oh, now you have principles!...
How much money do you need?
100 million.
A 100 million?
You mean 7 zeros... after '1'
Er... 8 zeros actually
Nobody keeps that kind of
cash at home... especially your Pappa
I don't need cash...
I just need 2O minutes on his computer
Computer?
You'll hack your own Pappa's Account...
Don't do that ya...
So how much money do
you need for the tender?
100 million...
and I need it in
the next 3 days Pappa...
trust me... you'll not regret It...
Your own family stands
to get gain from this...
You have no idea...
this will solve everything...
just... just give it to me.
I don't get what does
Karishma see in you!
But, now that she has decided
To marry you... what can I do
I feed Prateeksha's husband
and I shall feed you as well...
Pappa, it's not like that...
Then what's it like?
First It was 5O million,
now it's a 100 Million...
See this is a large sum...
I'll need the board's permission...
It'll take time.
Let it be Pappa...
I'll manage it from somewhere else...
Sorry for disturbing you...
And I request you,
please don't tell Karishma about this
She already knows...
she tells me everything...
like the 3 million you owe her for...
Pappa it's 2.5, not 3 million!
This is the calculation...
The house was for 3O Million.
I took 2.5 from Karishma,
And the rest 27.5 was paid by me Pappa?
And it is THIS house,
your daughter will live in...
and when you have grandkids,
they will live in THIS same House...
So if you're losing
sleep over that money,
I'll return it to Karishma today itself!
Hey... Mr.
Groom! All set for the Dance at night?
And... how's everything? All well?
What do you want to know?!
Everything is screwed!
nothing is well...
EVERYTHING is screwed!
Work...Personal life...
and whatever little is left, your
darling will come and screw it for me!
But all you care about
is the dance at night!
Sorry Vipul Uncle...
I'm really sorry...
please don't mind it...
Arre, it's okay...
Friends don't say 'sorry' or 'thank you'
How's everything? All well?
Bye .
Don't go... we'll do something Meeta
Nikhil, what's going on?
What do you mean?
You're getting married in 2 days Nikhil
Ma, there's nothing like that...
Meeta... listen... I've an idea
You come with us...
and apologize to everyone at home...
Wait.. listen...
How will that get me the money?
I have a back up plan...
as soon as your family sees you,
it'll turn into a circus...
At that time,
I'll break in and copy a mirror image..
...of your Pappa's computer for you...
And why will you do this?
Because, secretly I
want to become a hacker...
Do you need my help?
And Deeksha, how's every...
- Everyone has come uncle!
And, how's everything?
Welcome my India idol!
How's everything?!
Give me my pills...
You're stressed... hmm?
Why don't you stretch your arms,
open your fists, like kids?
No... These are different...
sensations... like...
Shivering, palpitati ng
This is not stress generated.
Shut up...don't go all
llT mumbojumbo on me...
...l found out about those meds too..
Selective sertonin
reuptake inhibitors...
Anti depressants
is what you are taking..
...Hey listen we too get
these 'sensations' of yours..
...however when we do get
them we scream, swear, cry.
.Don't take pills like you..
...you are scared...
actually you are a total cowardm.
Meeta..the last time you ran away,
Papa had a heart attack..
So, just get in there...
and apologize to everyone...
Hey, come with me for 2 minutes.
Where to bro?
- Come no
2 minutes!
I need to be alone in there... okay...
if someone's coming in, you
need to warn me... got it?
But bro, how do I warn you?
Just do something...
A song! If someone approaches,
I'll sing a song!
Sorry granny...
What are you doing here...
Isn't it enough you've
ruined my wedding,
What do you want to ruin now?
"HEY Smgeous"
"sometime, somewhere, in secret"
"slip away to meet me"
"but don't ever meet
anyone this way save me!"
What happened?
Well bro I was practising for
the competition I'm participating in
Donkey, wasn't singing
our alert signal?
Oh sorry bro..
...l can't keep too long
from launching into a song..
...how about I cough
violently if someone arrives..
And now, even if you really
have to cough, just hold it in...
Or I will kill you!
That won't be needed...
Hello!
What are you doing here?
- Mummy!
Who called you here?
You think you can walk in here
whenever you feel like?!
Who got her here?
Why have you come here?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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