Head Office Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 90 min
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we tell ourselves. We're only doing the dirty stuff
to get the power. It'll give us the freedom to do all the good things
we really want. And you get the power,
and you can't goddamn remember what it was you wanted the
freedom for in the first place. [footsteps and door shutting] Looks like you need someone. Looks like you
could use somebody. [synthesized pop music] What are you
listening to? Dylan. Don't you think that you
already said enough, or does your mouth
never stop? Look at these. Where'd you get this? (Max)
Over there. She was handing them out
by the door. Where is she? I guess she's gone. Sorry, man. There's something
deep inside that says love me forever. It's a sad but natural fact. It's just a waste of time. Yeah, I was at the park. I'll see you later. Yeah, right. Hi. Are you really handing these
things out on a Saturday night? Are you following me? Yes, I'm following you. I thought of everything
you said and everything
you stand for, and I want to dance
with you. It's really nothing personal. I just--I don't dance
with company men. I'm not a company man. I'm going to be fired
any day. I really don't want to. Yet another cigarette, hoping this one
helps you to forget this thing
I'm remembering. Hey, do you realize
you're dancing with a new corporate
vice president? You did it, man. He just got promoted yesterday. Promoted? Just a second ago, you told me
you were going to be fired! I can explain that. You see, it's just a temporary
promotion until I'm fired. You're not going to do that. You're not going to-- You did it. Thank you. No, no! You're going to die. [screaming] What do you think,
Jack? Perfect. Perfect. That's perfect. This is perfect. I'm perfect. [exhaling slowly] (Max)
Since the 1984 oil discovery
in New Guinea, we have sold
the Buclais hill tribesmen 12 of our S-24 Skywolf
super-pursuit fighters at $21 million per unit. That's $252 million. This has started a local
arms race between the Buclais and their local neighbors,
the Klaclais. Now, the Klaclais also happen
to be sitting on quite a large amount
of oil. And the Klaclais
now want to buy 20 of our new S-24 Slash X-ray
ultra-pursuit fighters for $480 million. What are the chances
of a war between them? Very good, sir. Our spare-parts-replacement
contracts could be very lucrative. Who trains
their flight personnel? Well, as near
as we can assess it, um, they don't
actually fly the planes. They--they sort of
roll them downhills, crashing them
into each other. Personally, I think
it's a shameful waste of incredible kill power. Make the deal. (both)
Absolutely. Next! Mr. Chairman, we are
a company on the move. I have two mega stocks and a super promotional idea
that can bring INC $500 million to $1 billion
in gross revenues! That is not about white power! Nor is it about black power! It is about green power! Money! M-O-N-E-Y! We're talking
about geometric progression. 1, 2, 4, 8, 16! The numbers boggle the mind! So in conclusion, all we have to do is
to get off the dime and put the show on the road! Thank you very much. Next. Arthur W. Harris,
969 Columbus Avenue, security guard,
unemployed, single unit, baby blue princess model,
three months overdue on a balance of $188.64. Huh, disconnect. Why does Mr. Helmes review
individual phone bills? He feels it keeps him
in touch with the people. (Bob)
Unemployed,
wall unit, push-button, black 25-foot flexi-cord, 10 weeks over-- Not him again? Ten weeks overdue
on a balance of $154.88. Disconnect. He does claim the check is
in the mail, sir. We own the goddamn mail service. I know what's in it
and what's not! And his check is not in my mail! Disconnect. Next. We're all set to close
Allenville, um-- Friday. Expect any trouble down there? Nothing to speak of. TV cameras and the handful
of the usual protesters. Maybe we ought to send
somebody down there to tell our side of the story. [clinking and rolling] [clinking] Exactly what is our side
of the Allenville story? We're losing money
hand over fist. That's not true. No, but it's our side
of the story. Lesson number 47: there are
no truths, only stories. Just let me do the talking. [clicking] [inhaling sharply] [sniffling and exhaling] Yeah. Max. Do you ever think
there's something profoundly wrong with the world when a company like ours
produces hair removal cream and nuclear warheads? [inhaling sharply] No. [exhaling deeply] [new wave music playing] (Max)
Sal, you want a hit? (Sal)
No, thanks, sir. I'm getting a pretty good
contact high as is. (man)
I'm Pilate and Jesus. (Max)
Uh, Sal, Sal, isn't that the Allenville exit
we just passed? I think you're
right, sir. Yeah, it said Allenville,
you know? Uh, I have
a plan, sir. I can go to the next exit;
whip around. Eh, it'd be no problem,
I think. Great. Uh, Sal, keep your eye
on the road. Great. (man)
I once hid my lust
for stardom like a filthy-- Hey, Sal, look,
isn't this the Allenville exit coming up here again? Sal, uh-- Sir, sir, I think
that was it again. Yeah, I think so, man,
because, you know, it just said Allenville. I could back up, sir. Uh, no, no. Don't do-- I could back up. No, it's a bad idea. No, it's cool. Sir, sir, I could--
I could U-ey right here. No, no,
that's okay, Sal. There's not--
we're only a half hour late. It's no problem. [both snorting and giggling] [jeers] This is death. Let's get the hell
out of here. Jack, where are you--
Jack, what are you doing? Jack! Max, this is a very big
turn-out here for us. Jack, get back in the car. Get back in the ca-- Sal.
Yes, sir? Keep the motor running. Uh, I'm not going
to do that, sir. It could heat up. Sal, do me a favor. Sir?
Don't call me, sir. These people are going
to think I'm in charge. Call me Max. Max.
Max. No problem, Max. [jeers] (man)
Are you from
the Allenville office? Yes.
No, no. Did you people expect
this sort of reaction? It's amazing. Actually, we expected
people to be upset, but we're not anticipating
any trouble. [glass shattering] What'd I do? Well, well, you guys
finally did it. "The company who cares
about people," right? Most of these people
will be on unemployment, because there are
no other jobs in town. And when that fails,
it's welfare for the lucky ones
who qualify. Is it true that this plant
is still a viable operation and that INC's relocating it
to Central America because the labor
is cheaper there? I think so.
No. [man on TV]
Is it true that INC stands to gain more in tax write-offs if the plant fails than if it operates
at a moderate profit? I-I think so. You think so? You think so? You're there to deny that sh*t. Jack. Doesn't INC have
a moral responsibility to these workers
to keep this plant and these jobs
in the U.S.? Jack! Uh, moral responsibility? Is that Jack? You haven't answered
my question. Jesus Christ, it is Jack. Does INC have a responsibility
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