Heartbreakers Page #7

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I don't have to kill you

to kill you.

No.

Dean, wait!

Look. What if we gave

you back your money?

Well?

I stopped walking, didn't I?

But first

you got to help us...

make it look like

this creep died here...

alone and peaceful...

so there's no questions.

You know how to do that?

I'm from Jersey, aren't I?

Boy, Dean was really

incredible with that body.

Well, are you gonna

let me in on the play?

What play?

You promised

that mook 300,000.

When we take him

to the bank tomorrow...

we're only gonna be,

oh, about 300,000 short.

- The money will be there.

- What?

I don't want a big

scene about this, Page...

but Mrs. Vogal from the I.R.S.

Was more of a "protecting you

from making the worst mistake...

of your life" thing

than it was...

a "the government came

and took all our money" thing.

- What?

- I pulled a tiny little con...

to keep you from leaving.

Oh, you b*tch!

You b*tch!

Hey, look, wait!

Stop it.

You're gonna kill us!

Stop it!

There seems to be a problem with

your account, Ms. Conners.

It was closed yesterday.

That's impossible.

What the hell is going on?

Nothing, I swear.

Here's the signature.

Barbara.

Wait!

I gave my old partner

all my account numbers...

for the I.R.S. Scam...

and that hag ripped off

every penny we ever stole!

Tell your fairy tales

to your cellmates.

Look. For once,

she's telling the truth.

And I'm gonna believe

the seed of Satan?

Skank, give me

the keys to my car.

Give me the keys

to the Mercedes.

That's it.

Good-bye.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe this.

I've blown both our lives.

I'm sorry, Page.

I'm a terrible person.

I'm a terrible mother.

I'm a terrible everything.

You're finally

seeing things clearly.

What the hell

are you doing?

You want money?

The guy who wants to marry me is

worth 1.5 in a divorce.

She's just gonna

screw with him again.

Hugely.

I'm sorry.

I was just wondering...

how long you're

gonna stay this time.

Look.

I know that

I've been horrible...

but all this talk

about love and marriage...

it can make anyone act freaky.

I know that I must seem

like a mean, selfish b*tch...

No, you seem like

the sweetest...

most wonderful person

I've ever met.

What a moron.

Friends...

employees...

beer wholesaler...

I have an announcement.

Jane and I

are getting married.

That is awesome!

Yeah!

Jane, come here.

So, uh, Jack,

now that you have some, uh...

extra responsibilities,

that doesn't mean...

you're gonna change your mind

and sell this place, does it?

No, we'll do just fine.

Thanks, man.

Sell what, honey?

Oh, nothing.

Just some guys offered me...

3 million for the bar

and the land.

3 million?

That sounds like something.

Well, yeah,

but this place was my dad's.

You know, it's home.

It's too late, anyway.

They got another lot

down the road.

There's no money.

I'm bailing.

No. Wait!

You can still get...

a decent settlement

out of this guy.

He'll lose the bar.

This is wrong.

It's over.

What the hell

is your daughter doing...

growing a conscience

on my score?

Don't make her do this.

I'll figure a way

to get you your money.

No. I'm tired of waiting.

We're doing it.

May I have this dance?

I- Jack.

Uh-oh.

- You gotta go.

- I gotta go.

Is that who

I think it is?

Jane!

It is. How are you, darling?

Pissed off.

We were just on our way

to see you at the hotel...

but we thought

we'd stop by here...

for a drink.

Hi.

This isn't Jack, is it?

Jane is always going

on and on about you.

I think she's in love!

I'm Betty,

Jane's second cousin...

and this is my brother.

Vinny-Vinny Staggliano.

I'm afraid you caught us

at a weird time.

I just asked Jane

to marry me, and-

Oh! That's great!

Congratulations.

Actually, I think she's having

second thoughts.

That's just the way our Jane is.

Yeah, but she gets

over it, though...

especially now that family's

here to give her a little shove.

Come on, you two...

why don't you

kiss and make up?

- I'm not really in the mood.

- Go on. Kiss.

That's nice.

There you go.

I think your relatives

are gonna like Bill's boat.

Who cares what they like?

Nice boat.

Ooh! Oh, oh!

I'm so sorry.

I'm so clumsy.

That's OK.

How you doing, Skippy?

Hey.

Hey, you.

I got the lotion.

Who's got the hands?

Don't look at me.

I don't like getting

all gunky.

Jack, would you mind?

Sure.

You are the most kind,

wonderful man.

Look at all the fish!

Got it.

This is gonna be a fun trip.

I honestly don't know why...

you'd want to wear

an off-the-shoulder.

This is what I want,

and it looks fine.

Fine.

What would I know?

I've only been married

13 times.

All right, I'm coming out.

You better be nice.

I'm always nice.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Fine. If you're

gonna be sarcastic.

I'm not being sarcastic.

It's perfect.

Really?

There's nothing

you would change?

Not a thing.

Oh, my god.

Well, I might just...

see what it looks like

without this in here.

I take it back.

No. No.

I...like that idea.

So...

Mother likes it?

- Oh, I'm not...

- she's not my mother.

You really are good at this.

I'm almost buying it.

Ladies and gentlemen...

friends and family...

we have come here today...

to celebrate

two wonderful people...

who have managed

to find each other...

in this sometimes

seemingly cold world...

and pledge their hearts.

Do you, Jack Withrowe...

take this woman to be

your lawful wedded wife...

to love her, honor her,

and cherish her...

until death do you part?

I do.

And do you, Jane helstrom...

take this man to be your

lawful wedded husband...

to love, honor,

and to cherish him...

until death do you part?

I do.

What?

I do.

I now pronounce you

husband and wife...

and you may kiss the bride.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I give to you...

- Mr. And Mrs. Withrowe.

- Shut up.

Wise men say

Only fools rush in

But I can't help

Falling in love with you...

Here.

Make sure he sees

you drinking a lot.

That won't be hard.

There's my wonderful new

daughter-in-law.

Are you avoiding me?

Uh, no.

I gotta go.

Don't let it bother you.

She's shyer than sh*t.

Uh, what is it you do,

Mr. Staggliano?

College professor.

Uh, what do you teach?

College stuff.

What are you,

a f***ing cop?

- Congratulations.

- Thank you.

I'll only need 30 minutes.

It won't work.

He loves me too much.

Men don't turn women down.

Just like our first date,

only less mud.

It's beautiful.

Happy?

Always know just

the right thing to say.

I love you...

Jack.

I love you very much.

You're different, aren't you?

I mean, you would never let

anything ruin this, would you?

Well, sometimes these hotel

soaps irritate my skin.

I'm serious.

Say nothing will ruin us.

Nothing will ever

take me away...

or keep me

from loving you.

Can I have some water?

I think I drank

too much champagne.

What are you doing

out here alone?

Oh, my wife celebrated herself

into an early coma.

Oh.

Well, her loss is my gain.

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