Heaven Knows What Page #3

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Yeah. Well, we got to do sh*t.

We got to get...

we got to make it look like

we got some sh*t done, yo.

- Yeah, we got to...

- Oh, sh*t.

What do we got to do?

We got to get this up,

we got to get cleaned up.

Got to make it look

like nobody was here.

He can't know that anybody was here.

Oh, God damn it.

You got a smoke?

Yeah. Yeah.

Throw me one too.

Yeah, I got you.

Give me a swing of that.

I don't want any of that,

let me just get a sip of that Coke.

Thank you.

Here you go.

I don't have any water.

I need water, man.

Isn't there a water bottle

around here somewhere?

I need water.

I'm gonna have to go get some water.

Don't you have one of

those little water things?

Is there water in there?

- No, there's no water in there.

- Just put it in the...

Get water from... in that sink.

Here. I'll get you

some water real quick.

- All right. Thanks, man.

- Christ.

- That was a close one.

- That was almost a tragedy.

So, Manny comes up

and he's like, hey, Mike,

let me get two bags.

So I hear he goes,

here you go, two bags.

He hands me a little stack of singles,

and as soon as I look at it

I know it's not 20 bucks.

I don't even flip through it,

I just kind of like take it

and like spread it apart a little bit

and I'm like, dude,

this is not 20 bucks,

and he's like, yeah, yeah,

there's a 10 in the middle

of those singles, bro.

And I'm like, look, bro,

one, two, three, four,

five, seven, nine, ten.

No, $10 bill. Where's $10 bill?

He's like, oh, dude,

yo, yo, come on, man.

Yo, you probably pocketed it.

I'm like, are you f***ing serious?

You gonna have the nerve

to tell me I pocket it,

I'm like, do you know

how much I make a day,

I am like $900,000 every f***ing day.

I don't need your little measly $10.

All he had to do was say, Mike,

I'm really hurting right now,

I only got 10,

I need two to get straight,

you know, which is understandable.

I gave him some of my bags too.

I would have did it.

I would have did it for him.

Dude, but when you try

to be sneaky like that

and f***ing pull that slick sh*t,

I'm not the one, man.

Let's go.

Let's go right now. Come on, let's go.

Let's go.

We got to do this sh*t.

F***, there's a letter to somebody.

F***, the trains coming.

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

It's okay.

What the f*** is this?

P.O. box...

Oh, sh*t.

Yo.

F***ing jackpot, Mike.

What happened? What'd you find?

500 bucks.

What?

Banana Republic?

We got to pick this sh*t up.

We got to pick this up.

Don't leave it here.

I got it right in the pocket.

I get all...

What the f*** is this?

Yo, are you f***ing kidding me?

Yo!

Check it out, listen.

Look, I got this phone for you.

It's got unlimited talk and text.

It's 50 a month.

I got it covered. Don't worry about it.

Thank you.

We're square on the wake up,

don't worry about that, all right?

You don't got to pay me back for that.

I was just looking out for you,

don't worry about that.

- All right.

- I talked to Diana.

Thirty bucks a night,

we're good, all right?

You start coming up with your 15,

and I got to come up with my 15.

Really, I got it.

And I can't carry you on this,

you got to like...

Mike, I can make 15 bucks

in like 20 minutes.

- Get your bag, go spange.

- All right.

I got to re-up.

Could you spare a swipe, miss?

Excuse me, do you have

a swipe by any chance?

- Could you spare a swipe, miss?

- Do you have a swipe, miss?

Could you spare a swipe, miss?

Excuse me, do you have

a spare ride, miss?

Oh, thank you so much.

I'll call you, all right?

You got a phone now. I'll call you.

Excuse me. Excuse me, hello?

Are you high?

I'm sorry?

Are you high?

No, I'm not high.

It's okay to be high.

It's good, it's good,

it's good to be high.

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah. It's okay.

It's good. Are you high?

- You high?

- Yeah, I'm high.

Here, here.

- This is for you.

- What's this for?

For you, so that you can get high.

Okay.

I mean, I am not Jewish or anything.

It's okay,

there are mitzvahs for goyim too.

- Okay.

- Enjoy, get high.

- Get high.

- Thank you.

F***.

Excuse me, sir!

Sir, sir.

Um, do you think you could just get me

some booze with this instead.

The store is right down the block,

it will only take a minute.

- Yeah, all right.

- All right.

Thank you.

Yo, a**holes.

- Hi. Look who it is.

- Hey.

Oh, she got it, she actually

replaced it, that's awesome.

All right. There you go.

- Awesome.

- Thank you.

You guys got chaser?

- Oh, sure do.

- Sure do.

Good old Dr. Pepper.

I got lucky with that, man.

Right here, right here. All right.

Here you go, man.

- Oh, cool.

- There you go.

- Yo.

- What's happening?

- Yo.

- Good.

- Yeah, sh*t's not bad.

- It's good?

- Yeah.

- All right.

- Better be.

- Gotta go make more money and get more.

How do you... how do you like it?

Yeah, it was all right earlier.

I'm just f***ing mad hungry.

- You're hungry?

- Yeah.

So go get a burger.

Order your burger.

I don't have any money.

Don't have any money?

Why?

I thought you were... I thought

you spanging all day.

I had a really f***ed up day.

I don't even want to get into it.

You don't want to get into it?

Dude, we got to pay the rent.

- We got to pay the rent.

- I don't have it.

You don't even got your 15 for the rent?

I don't even have money

for wake up tomorrow.

Jesus Christ.

- Hey, listen, I can only carry so much,

- This is very emotional for me.

...but you got to put some work in too.

- Yeah.

- I'm out there hustling every day,

- putting my ass on the line.

- Listen,

you give me a wake up tomorrow.

Mike, you give me a wake up tomorrow,

- I'm going to go out,

- What you do,

- I'll be there...

- ...no offense, but what you do

is nothing compared to me.

You're sitting on a corner

with a sign...

- That's fine.

- ...and people hand you money.

I'm putting my ass on the line,

risking my freedom.

That's fine, Mike.

You need to come up

with some money, Harley.

I'm saying if you give me a wake up,

I'll go out at 8:00 in the morning.

Tomorrow, you need to get up early.

Yeah, so I can catch the morning rush.

You need to make some money.

I will.

You're going to prove yourself tomorrow.

All right. All right.

All right. All right.

Guys, you guys gotta get out

of here now, okay?

Why we got to go, man?

Yeah, why we got to go?

I know what you guys

are doing in the bathroom.

- Doing what?

- We weren't doing nothing.

You guys all makin' up

a whole bunch of noise inside here.

Nobody's been inside the bathroom

for the last five minutes.

I'm gonna have to go get the manager.

You get your manager?

How about this, all right?

Who's hungry in here? Anybody hungry?

Yo, if you're hungry, shout it out.

You're hungry? You're hungry?

Yeah, you hungry.

Can I get some cheese fries?

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine...

Come on, man, you know you gotta go.

Twenty six, twenty seven, twenty

eight, twenty nine, thirty.

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