Heaven Knows What Page #4

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Jalapeno sliders for everybody.

Oh, no. I'm going to get

the manager, okay?

I'm getting my boss

and I'll call the cops.

- Okay?

- Have a fiesta!

Mike!

- Yo, Mike.

- Shh.

What the f*** did I say?

- Mike, please f***ing wake up.

- Harley, shh. I got neighbors.

- I am sorry.

- What did I tell you?

You can not do this in my apartment.

All right. Fine. Fine.

I'm telling you, you can not do this.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All right.

We made an agreement, you respect it.

Mike, I want my f***ing shot.

Come here, come here.

Come here, come here.

Shh, keep it down, please.

Now they got a rule, my neighbors.

Doesn't that blow your mind?

Mm-hmm.

These are the ones that judge me.

Shh, I don't want to judge you,

you got to keep the noise down, okay?

You could stay here,

you got to keep it down.

All right?

Mike!

What?

What? What?

What the f*** do you want?

Mike, I just want my shot,

so we don't have to keep making noises.

Give me the money.

You said you had me tonight, remember?

- Give me the money.

- Shh.

- Mike.

- When did I say I had you?

- In White Castle.

- Shh.

Come on, keep it down.

Just keep it down.

What the f*** is going on?

This is... what's this on the floor?

You said you were going

to spot me two bags.

I said I would spot you two bags?

- Yes.

- Till when?

Till tomorrow.

Why can't you just go out

and spange tonight?

- Because it's 11:00 at night.

- So what?

Sit out there for 30 minutes,

you'll make 50 bucks.

Mike, you know, you don't make

any money at 11:
00 at night.

I have.

Mike, you promised me.

And then you're not going to

ask me for more in the morning?

You told me, you had me on a wake up.

- So now I owe you four bags now?

- Remember the deal?

You were going to help me out tonight,

I was going to pay you back tomorrow.

How much do I got to give you in total?

Four.

- Four bags?

- Yeah.

Two tonight and two tomorrow morning?

Yeah.

And what time am I going to have my $40?

Ten in the morning.

By 10 o'clock in the morning?

Yeah.

All right.

- All right?

- Fine.

- Whatever, just f*** it.

- Thank you.

All right, here you go.

Happy?

Of course I am.

No f***ing peace,

I work all f***ing day.

I hustle all day. I got to look

behind my back all day.

I can't even get a nice nod and relax.

All night, people asking me,

"Mike, can I get a bag?"

Waking me up at four in the morning

while I'm sleeping.

"Mike, I just made 20 bucks,

here you are."

Why don't you f***ing

buy it earlier, all at once?

You got to move it now. Come on.

Why? What, is this important?

Yes. Yes, it is.

And it wouldn't matter

whatever is in it.

If I want you to move it,

I want you to move it.

Move it now.

Come on.

All right.

All right, fine, I'll move it.

Just want me to move that box

or everything else?

- I'll move everything.

- Well, move this one first

and then we'll discuss

the other ones with this one gone.

Oh, okay.

Tell Kenna I'll bring up

the f***ing box.

Hey, Mike.

Yeah, what?

Do... do you think I could

have those two bags?

Two bags? What two bags?

The two bags that you

promised me for the wake up?

What... what... what are you

talking about your wake up?

It's not morning time.

Why would I give you a f***ing wake up?

- It doesn't make any sense.

- Mike.

I promised you a wake up,

and you didn't even go

to sleep yet to wake up.

Mike, listen!

I do two bags here,

two bags here, two bags here.

I want to feel a f***ing rush, okay?

Oh, so you want to do all four?

I just want to feel the f***ing

rush, all right? Yeah.

So can I just get the two right now?

No. No, no.

If you would have asked me for four bags

to fill your f***ing rush

I wouldn't have gave you sh*t.

If you were going to give me two now,

and then two in the morning

that's four, right?

'Cause you just want

to get super f***ing high.

- Yeah, I do.

- All right.

Well, I'm trying... Do you

know how to do math?

Do you know how to do math?

Yeah, I'm not f***ing

retarded, all right?

Listen to me. Listen to me.

You said you were going

to give me two now

and two in the morning.

Yeah, it's not the f***ing morning!

So what's the difference

if you give me four right now,

it's the same amount?

What the f*** is the difference,

is that it's not the morning,

it's night.

- Look out the f***ing window.

- Antoine!

- Call f***ing Antoine.

- Get his two cents.

- Oh, God,

I don't want to get

in the middle of this, okay?

Say you're a dope dealer,

and you say to me... it's night time,

and you say to me, I'm going

to give you two bags now,

and then I'm going to give you

two bags in the morning.

But then I come back to you,

after you give me two bags

- and say, hey, can I just have...

- I want to feel a rush.

Can I just have all four bags at once

and don't worry about me

- in the morning and I won't...

- Just agree with her so she feels right.

- Let me f***ing talk.

- She'll say anything

- just to get her f***ing way.

- Let me speak.

Does that make sense?

And you won't ask

for that two in the morning

if he gives you the two now?

No.

Got to tell you

there's no difference, Mike,

just give her the other two.

- Thank you.

- There's no difference?

- You want your f***ing two?

- It's the same thing, Mike.

Don't say sh*t to me in the morning

when I'm getting f***ing nice

- right in front of your face.

- I won't.

Get your f***ing rush.

Pain, pleasure, indivisible.

Harley, you want some cereal?

No. I really don't feel good, Diana.

You sure? I can make some oatmeal?

Please, I'm all right.

All right.

How about you, Antoine, you want some?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Michael.

Michael, you want some breakfast?

Hey, what's up, bro?

What's up, bro?

How are you doin'?

So, listen, 420 for the sticks,

20, 40, 60, 80, 1, 20, 40, 60, 80, 420.

That's for the sticks.

I got, 20, 40, 60, 80, 1,

20, 40, 60, 80, and I owe you 280,

- for this morning.

- Hear me out for a second.

I got a Banana Republic card.

This sh*t has $500 worth of clothes.

I'm not taking it,

I'm not selling clothes.

No, no, don't sell it.

You want it for yourself,

do you want it for yourself, to like...

I got clothes, I got clothes.

Dude, you can make 250 off that sh*t.

I'm not selling it, I'm not doing that.

I got things to do.

It's not happening, bro.

- I heard you, bro.

- So $100?

$100.

Get it. Call someone. Come on, man.

All right, listen, I got my

friend who owes me money.

He's right up the block.

- Okay.

- Wait for me,

Please, brother, wait for me.

- All right.

- All right.

It's 3:
50 right now,

you got five minutes.

Five minutes? Dude, I gotta go

around the corner.

Just give me ten minutes, bro.

- Hurry up, hurry up.

- Ten minutes?

- Get going.

- You got me.

Don't bounce on me, brother.

- I'm not. I'm not.

- Hurry up.

I'm running, I'm running.

I'll be right back.

- Go, go.

- All right.

Look, she's going to stay

with you, all right.

- Harley's going to stay with you.

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