Heavenly Match Page #3
- Year:
- 2014
- 88 min
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ARE THOSE... COBWEBS
ALL OVER?
ABOUT THIS SUNDAY'S SERVICE.
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD
OH, CASEY,
I'M SURE
YOU CAN MANAGE:
TO SEE THAT...
THINGS ARE...
AFTER ALL, HOUSEKEEPING IS
A WOMAN'S PROVENANCE, ISN'T IT?
OH, SPEAKING OF, OLIVIA,
THE COMMUNITY SOUP KITCHEN YET?
-SOUP?
-YES.
EXCUSE ME.
UM...
[CHURCH BELL TOLLING]
HEAR THESE WORDS
IN TODAY'S PASSAGE,
SHEEP. COINS.
THAT I LOOKED.
GOD NEVER GIVES UP FINDING US,
NO MATTER:
WE'VE FALLEN INTO.
BUT ARE WE WILLING TO BE FOUND?
BECAUSE WHEN WE TRULY SURRENDER
WE ARE RELINQUISHING OUR LIVES
TO A HIGHER AUTHORITY.
AMEN.
[CONGREGATION]:
AMEN.[]
ONE, CONVINCE DAVID
IT'S A GOOD IDEA
SENIOR MINISTER JOB.
TWO, CONVINCE MYSELF
IT'S A GOOD IDEA
SENIOR MINISTER JOB.
FOUR, DON'T ACTUALLY
HEY, CASE.
COME ON.
OKAY.
SO HOW WAS:
YOUR DATE?
OKAY.
OKAY...
YOU NEED:
AND JUST LET YOUR NATURAL RHYTHM
TAKE OVER.
THREE STEPS...
AND THEN RELEASE. OKAY?
HERE WE GO.
ONE, TWO, THREE...
IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT, I GUESS.
SO, HOW'S CHURCH?
IT'S OKAY, I GUESS.
A FEW CLASSES:
AT DIVINITY SCHOOL,
LIKE PLUMBING 101,
INTRODUCTION TO CULINARY SCHOOL,
HOUSE CLEANING.
AND HERE I THOUGH ALL I NEEDED
WAS A SIMPLE UNDERSTANDING
OF THE BIBLE:
AND SYSTEMATIC THEOLOGY.
YOU DESERVE YOUR SHO AT A HEALTHY PASTORATE.
I JUST--
FOR A LITTLE BIT,
LIKE WHAT YOU GET TO EXPERIENCE
EVERY DAY.
LOOK, IF YOU'RE HELLBEN ON DOING THIS,
THEN THERE'S A FEW
SENIOR PASTOR SECRETS
THAT I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT.
THERE WERE SECRETS!
YOU WERE NEVER A SENIOR PASTOR
AT A SIGNIFICANT CONGREGATION.
AS OPPOSED TO:
AN INSIGNIFICANT CONGREGATION?
I SEE.
THIS INFORMATION IS ON
A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS ONLY.
OKAY.
SECRET NUMBER ONE--
AT LEAST ONCE:
DURING EVERY SERMON,
YOU WANT TO LIF THE BIBLE UP IN THE AIR
AND YOU WANT TO WAVE IT AROUND.
I AM SERIOUS.
OKAY, WELL,
I JUST DON'T KNOW
HOW THAT'S GOING
TO HELP.
CONGREGATIONS WANT SOMEONE
NICE. OKAY, SECRET NUMBER TWO--
VISIT ANYONE:
WITHIN 24 HOURS.
OH, WOW.
WHO WOULDN'T DO THAT?
YOU'D BE SURPRISED.
PLEASE DON'T.
I'M ALREADY USING
IT DOES LOOK:
KIND OF STRAW-LIKE,
ALL RIGHT,
THAN YOUR PARISHIONERS.
DONE!
GOT THAT ONE!
BECOME A BETTER:
SENIOR MINISTER?
HEY, HEY!
DON'T UNDERESTIMATE MY ADVICE.
IT'S GOLDEN.
DON'T DATE A PARISHIONER.
AND HOW IS ANY OF THA GOING TO HELP ME
THAT I CAN LEAD:
THE CONGREGATION?
WOW!
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO PROJEC ALL SORTS OF STUFF ON YOU,
OKAY, I'M PRETTY SURE
THANK YOU.
CASE, YOU KIND OF HAVE A HABI OF NOT REALLY
FIGURING THINGS OU UNTIL A LITTLE BI AFTER THE FACT.
[CHURCH BELL TOLLING]
[OLIVIA]:
I BROUGH A LITTLE TREAT FOR OUR MEETING.[MAN]:
OH, OLIVIA, THANK YOU.YOUR WONDERFUL COOKIES.
MM! MY FAVORITE.
DELICIOUS AS ALWAYS, OLIVIA.
SOME COFFEE:
WITH THE BLONDIES.
OH, CASEY,
PERFECT TIMING.
WOULD YOU PLEASE
GET THE COFFEE?
WE HAVE:
A CONFIRMED REPOR FROM THE MONEY COUNTERS
ARE DOWN SIGNIFICANTLY
WELL, PEOPLE
ARE CLEARLY EXPRESSING
THEIR DISPLEASURE
WELL, THE QUESTION
ARE WE CONCERNED ABOUT THEF OR WHETHER IT'S
A REGULAR FLUCTUATION?
WELL, I CAN'T IMAGINE
ANYONE WOULD WITHHOLD
THEIR OFFERING BECAUSE OF CASEY.
AND A LITTLE BIT OF RESTLESSNESS
DEPARTURE.
[OLIVIA]:
BEFORE CASEY CRIPPLES
THIS CHURCH FINANCIALLY.
WITH YOU, OLIVIA.
JUMP TO THA CONCLUSION JUST YET.
I THINK WE HAVE TO ADOP A WAIT-AND-SEE ATTITUDE.
[CASEY]:
I'M WILLING TO BE THAT IT'S A TIMING THING.I AGREE.
SHALL WE VOTE?
EXCELLENT.
CARRIED.
CASEY?
JUST BE CAREFUL, OKAY?
UNTIL WE CAN GE A REAL MINISTER IN, OKAY?
OKAY.
OKAY, GOOD.
OH, COFFEE.
OKAY...
LET'S GET THIS MEETING STARTED.
YOU'VE FLOURISHED
AS A SOLO PASTOR
WHILE I'VE COLLAPSED
UNDER THE WEIGH OF CONFLICT AND CRITICISM.
I CAN'T HANDLE
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT WAS NUTS.
LOOK, YOU'RE ONLY AFRAID
OF CONFLIC BECAUSE OF YOUR LAST CHURCH,
AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE.
WELL, YEAH.
THAT CONGREGATION
I MEAN, THEY NOT ONLY HATED ME,
UNSIGNED LETTERS
AND SECRET MEETINGS.
[RONNIE]:
YOU'RE STILLLICKING YOUR WOUNDS.
LOOK, CONFLICT ISN'T ALWAYS BAD.
I MEAN,
SOMETIMES, IT'S A GOOD THING.
GET PAST THIS.
"HEY, DAVID,
"I'VE RECENTLY DEVELOPED
AND CALL HIM.
YOU KNOW?
WHILE YOU'VE GOT HIM
ALL THROWN OFF.
REALLY?
YES!
WHAT ARE YOU:
WAITING FOR?
-OKAY.
-JUST DO IT!
OKAY.
GREAT.
ALL RIGHT.
SORE TOMORROW.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
GRANT ME FAITH, O LORD.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
HELLO?
[CASEY]:
HI, DAVID.HEY, HART. WHAT'S UP?
NOTHING.
JUST RECOVERING:
FROM POWER YOGA.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
I AM REFEREEING THE DESIGN
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