Heavenly Match Page #4
- Year:
- 2014
- 88 min
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APPARENTLY,
SANCTUARIES ARE PASSE.
WHO KNEW?
OH. WELL.
HEY, LISTEN,
TO LAKE TURNBELL
I FIGURED:
WITH THAT GUY:
OH, WE DID?
YEAH.
OH! OH...
WELL, THAT'S NO BIGGIE.
YEAH, OKAY.
WELL, LOOK, CASE,
IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
GREAT. OKAY.
HAVE A GOOD TIME,
AND HEY, LISTEN,
WEAR, LIKE, A NORMAL SHIR WITH A COLLAR.
WELL, I DON'T GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT A COLLAR,
BYE.
WELL, THAT WAS AN EPIC FAILURE.
[CASEY]:
I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARDSHE'S A MINISTER, TOO,
FOR SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE.
[]
GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.
WHO'S WINNING?
HELLO, SIR.
HOW'S YOUR ARTHRITIS?
MUCH BETTER, HUH?
GOOD TO HEAR.
MISS VIOLET. HI!
PASTOR HART.
OH, THAT'S FANTASTIC.
ALL RIGHT,
YOU TAKING CARE:
-MM-HMM.
-YEAH? GOOD.
SARAH, IT'S ME.
WHAT A TREAT.
HI, SARAH.
WHAT'S TROUBLING
YOU, MY DEAR?
PULL UP A CHAIR.
TELL ME:
WHAT'S GOING ON.
I'M GOING TO
MY DAD'LL BE HAPPY.
HE WON'T HAVE TO
TO HELP PAY FOR MY REN EVERY MONTH,
AND I WON'T HAVE
THOSE PESKY PARISHIONERS
MAKING MY LIFE:
A LIVING NIGHTMARE.
OR ARE YOU:
LIKE JONAH,
RUNNING AWAY:
BECAUSE THINGS AREN'T GOING
I DON'T KNOW
I THOUGHT I HEARD
BUT NOW I'M THINKING
IT MIGHT'VE BEEN "MISERY."
IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAYS.
I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THE CHURCH.
ISN'T DOUBT,
IT'S FEAR.
FEAR'S BEEN DOING
[CHUCKLES] OH.
GOD WORKS:
IN THE DIVINE'S OWN SWEET TIME.
WHAT'S YOUR LIMIT?
I THINK:
I MEAN, IT TOOK JACOB 14 YEARS
TO FIND A WIFE,
AND THE ISRAELITES,
FOR 40 YEARS.
I MEAN,
DOESN'T GOD KNOW THAT THE WORLD
THESE DAYS?
IF YOU'VE COME
FOR MY BLESSING,
YOU MADE:
A COMMITMENT TO GOD.
CHURCH HAS ALWAYS
I FOUND...
AFFIRMATION AND...
OPPORTUNITY...
AND COMFORT.
IT ALWAYS SEEMED
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS DONE WHA I THOUGHT WAS THE RIGHT THING,
IT'S GOTTEN ME.
I THOUGHT YOU'D UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T WANT...
YOU DON'T WANT WHAT?
IT'S JUST HARD,
BEING SO CLOSE TO WHAT YOU WAN AND KNOWING
TRUST YOURSELF.
AND GOD.
[ANNOUNCEMENT CRACKLING
AS PHONE BEEPS]
[DAVID]:
HE'LL HELP YOUON YOUR SIDE,
YEAH, I MEAN,
WITH LITTLE SIMON PETER AROUND
HOT DATE TONIGHT?
NOT UNLESS:
HOW ABOUT YOU?
BUT ABSOLUTELY:
THAT'S YOUR TERRITORY.
YOU'D BETTER.
OKAY.
OKAY. THANK YOU.
[]
HI, ANGELIQUE.
OH! UH, ED CALLED.
HE HAS SOME:
SUGGESTIONS FOR YOU.
OKAY.
FROM A PET STORE.
DID THAT.
FOR SALAD DRESSINGS
AUXILIARY MEETING.
I DIDN'T REALIZE
AS WELL AS HER MINISTER. NEXT?
OH. YEAH.
ISN'T THAT, LIKE,
THE SWEETEST THING?
THAT'S A BETTA FISH.
SO?
BECAUSE IT'LL ATTACK
AND KILL THEM.
ANTISOCIAL FISH?
OH, THEY BITE, TOO.
YEAH.
YEAH.
RIGHT. LET'S GET STARTED.
FIRST...
OH, THE COLLECTION MONEY
IS STILL WORRISOMELY LOW.
I HEARD A RUMOR:
THAT SOMEONE'S
BEEN SKIMMING CASH
I FEEL SECURE, OLIVIA,
FOR YEARS,
AND WE'VE NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEM.
ONLY THE CHURCH:
TREASURER:
AND THE MONEYCOUNTERS
HAVE A KEY, SO...
THAT'S YOU
AND THEM, OLIVIA.
WELL, THEN THERE'S ONLY
ONE OTHER EXPLANATION.
BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T WAN A WOMAN IN THE PULPIT.
BEFORE YOU DESTROY THIS CHURCH.
[ED]:
IS IT TOO MUCH FOR YOU, CASEY?
WE WERE...
WE WERE THINKING
IT MIGHT BE.
[]
I'M SURE IT HAS MORE TO DO WITH
THE CHANGE IN THE GIVING CYCLE
THAN WITH A REVOL FROM THE PARISHIONERS.
[OLIVIA]:
WE AREIN DIFFICULT ENOUGH
FINANCIAL STRAITS.
WE CAN'T JEOPARDIZE
THE FINANCIAL HEALTH
OF THE CHURCH.
THAT GOOD, HUH?
-YEAH.
-OKAY.
[SIGHS WEARILY]
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
REVEREND HART.
HEY, IT'S ME.
DINNER AND I'LL COOK SOMETHING?
UM, YEAH, YOU'RE FABULOUS,
BUT YOUR IDEA:
OF A HOMECOOKED MEAL
IS HAMBURGER HELPER
NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
HOW ABOUT I COOK?
EXCELLENT. IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE I'VE HAD STEAK A LA CASEY.
PFFT. OKAY, MOOCH.
I'LL BRING DESSERT.
BRING CHOCOLATE?
YES, MA'AM.
AND I'VE GO A SURPRISE FOR YOU, TOO.
OH, NO, NO, NO. I CAN'T HANDLE
YOU'LL SEE.
OKAY.
HEY, CASE.
SURPRISE!
"SURPRISE"?
YEAH! REMEMBER?
THAT I HAD A SURPRISE?
I'M CASEY.
[SQUEALS]:
OH!CASEY! OMIGOD!
IT'S SO GREA TO FINALLY MEET YOU!
HAS HE?
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
SOMETIMES, HE FORGETS TO MENTION
I KNOW, RIGHT?
DON'T WORRY.
THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM.
CLEVER.
[GIGGLES]
DO I SMELL:
SOMETHING BURNING?
THE STEAKS!
OH!
OH... WOW.
CAN I GIVE YOU:
NO. NO, IT'S JUS A MINOR MEAT EMERGENCY.
ARE YOU SURE?
-BECAUSE IT--
THANK YOU.
JUST NOT SURE:
I'M A VEGETARIAN.
OH.
AND I'M ACTUALLY
ON A NEW LOW-CARB DIET.
DO YOU HAVE:
A BATHROOM?
IN THE HALL.
-OKAY.
-UH-HUH.
SO I GUESS THIS:
[LAUGHS]
I JUST,
A NEW SUBSCRIPTION
TO A PREACHER'S MAGAZINE.
I BLEW IT, DIDN'T I?
NO.
I'M JUST AFRAID
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