Heavy Metal 2000 Page #3

It's not just about you and Tyler.

What Tyler seeks lies within the walls

of the Holylands.

He will come and we will all be judged.

What do you mean you can't find them?

How do you lose a 6-foot b*tch

with a talking rock?

How do you do that?

- We looked everywhere.

- You idiots!

Gather the troops!

This is it?

I sure could use a drink

and a little social give and take.

There goes that idea.

Can we stop for a moment?

I'm not as young as I once was.

I'll see what lies beyond.

Eden was beautiful.

Then he destroyed it.

Master, come see!

It's time for the next phase.

Please.

In five minutes, you will lose all senses.

It will seem like a very peaceful dying.

What? We have company.

Do you like this?

You shouldn't have done that.

Now I'm really upset!

I am worried, Master.

The soft one has been inside too long.

Here, kitty.

I know where you are.

I can smell you.

Help me!

- Kerrie, what about the others?

- They're all dead.

Hang on to me.

It's okay.

Nearly there.

Hurry, run!

Isn't that where we crashed?

My ampoules!

I've had it up to here with that b*tch!

When I find her, I'll make her immortal

so I can screw her and kill her...

...every hour of every day for all eternity!

We march on the Holyland now!

Where the key goes, horror follows.

All in the sacred name of immortality.

Why us?

Do your ancient books

not teach you about the Arakacians?

We have no ancient books.

They were destroyed

so our people could live in peace...

...without the memory of past evil.

To forget history is

to allow evil to rise again, Julie.

More sinister and ruthless than ever.

- Is Tyler an Arakacian?

- He is not.

Many centuries ago, the Arakacians

discovered an ancient tear...

...in the fabric of the universe

from which flowed a liquid...

...capable of bestowing immortality.

They enslaved my ancestors

and forced them to build a chamber...

...in the Holylands to contain

this unnatural power.

And so it was that the Arakacians

ruled in infamy until...

...my people were able to lock the chamber

and cast the key deep into space.

Without their life-giving waters,

the Arakacians became mortal...

...and we were finally able to defeat them.

But now Tyler has the key.

Yes. The key which holds

the promise of immortality...

...but also renders its bearer insane.

Such is the curse.

The promise of immortality?

He's already invincible.

No. He is not.

The key is guiding him

to the everlasting waters...

...but he has yet to reach them.

Why did he have to destroy Eden?

The Arakacians also occupied your colony...

...and stored some of the liquid there

as they ravaged the universe.

Over time it seeped into the earth.

Your people absorbed traces of it

into their systems.

Which Tyler distilled from their bodies!

Not enough to render him immortal...

...but now he has the strength

to reach the chamber.

A whole people destroyed

because of the lust for power of one man.

It has happened before, Julie.

It will happen again.

Not with Tyler.

Welcome back, Master Odin!

- Odin, the key? Is it here?

- I'm afraid so.

As we speak, the carrier...

...and the vile scum of Shantaar

descend upon our city.

We have done all we can to prepare.

We will fight to the death.

You know each other?

He tried to save me at the school.

It was nothing.

And where did you meet?

We're sisters.

Sisters!

The elders have been killed!

There's a traitor among us!

Warn the others!

There it is.

The Chamber of Immortality,

that holds the everlasting waters.

The last one.

Everybody fight! Come on!

This is going to suck!

You fool!

That was my last one!

- Thank you, soft one.

- Anytime.

Hey, a**hole!

You again!

Did you miss me?

You always hurt the ones you love.

Like this?

Hold that pose. I'll be right back.

It's mine. It's all mine!

Bring it on, b*tch!

You're really starting to piss me off!

You are not worthy of the Holy Waters!

Not today.

Remember this on your way to hell!

FAKK 2!

The insanity has to end now.

We must destroy the key.

Perhaps not!

Why?

Because I am Arakacian!

My charade fooled

the insufferable Holylanders!

And even that little stone idiot!

What makes you think

a pathetic mortal could stop me?

You fools!

I must fulfil my destiny.

- You must!

- Zeek, I command you!

Good-bye, soft one. I'll never forget you.

It's over.

- Let me help you.

- Oh, no. He survived.

Are you okay?

What does it look like, you d*ckhead?

Eternity is a long time to spend alone.

What are you talking about?

Does this mean

we're all going to be immortal?

'Cause if that's true, you know...

Listen, I'm going to be around

for a long time.

Who took the key?

Does this mean we're friends now?

'Cause I've been putting up

with a lot of your crap, so...

...I think it's payback time.

Come on, you know you love me.

And so the key to the chamber

of immortality...

...was once again cast out

into the silent gulfs of space...

...with a new stone protector

to guard it against evil.

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