Held Up Page #5
would have a little more effect at night.
That's true.
Where the hell is my SWAT team?!
Where the hell is North Butte?
Big J- J, money. You-
Do you mind? I mean,
do you know some other songs?
- I know plenty.
- Thanks.
I like one.
Come on, Jack, go with me.
You want music? Go to church!
I got a tape right here, sheriff.
What's on the list, Beau?
Well, it says here the next step
is to negotiate.
We are ready to listen
to your demands.
What do you want?
What the hell did he say?
Maybe you could hear him
if you hadn't cut off the power.
That was pretty stupid, sheriff.
I mean, how are we
supposed to talk to him now?
Y'all, Clute's coming.
And he ain't wearing no pants.
You in there.
I'm sending in one of our bullhorns
to re-establish communication.
Remember,
it's government property...
...and you're responsible
for its safe return.
- You press the button-
- I know how to use it, all right?
Hey!
Damn.
Get your ass back there. Go!
That kid's lucky I didn't execute
his dumb ass.
Next time, I ain't gonna be
so generous, huh?
You wanna shoot at somebody, huh?
Michael, where are you going?
Michael, get back here.
You're not gonna shoot me, man.
I can see it in your eyes.
Michael.
Oh, my God.
You got lying eyes.
What are you shooting at in there?
- You wanna be a terrorist?
- No, no.
You got your chance.
Come on. Come on.
- What are you doing?
- We about to negotiate.
Okay, but- Okay. You talk to him.
Sheriff. Look, I'm sick of this, man.
I've been robbed, kidnapped, shot at.
I could've stayed in Chicago
for this sh*t.
All your trigger-happy Boss Hogg ass
can do is turn off the air conditioning.
I'm running out of time.
What do you want, Tyson?
Okay. He'll release
all of the hostages...
...if you provide transportation
to the Las Vegas airport by 6.
What are you talking about?
You need to get to Mexico, right?
I need to get to Rae.
- All right?
- Okay, listen up!
Somebody is going with me.
Somebody besides him!
That's humorous. Listen.
He needs to get two plane tickets...
...and we need to get transportation
If he don't get all that, if he don't get
his demands met, then...
- We all die?
- Then we all die.
Yeah! Everybody dies!
- Six o'clock, and I take this and:
- No, no.
- Brains everywhere! I'm serious!
- They know you're serious.
- Blood and guts. Serious sh*t!
- He's just hot. It's hot. It's real hot.
Find out how much
all this is gonna cost.
Right.
Look, look.
This is our first trip together.
You know what I didn't realize?
She'd never been on a plane, right?
So I sit there with her, and I say,
"Order whatever you want. "
She sees the flight-attendant button
with the little speaker by it...
...so she goes:
" Could I get a Diet Coke?"
So everybody starts laughing...
...but I'm like,
I'm gonna let her off the hook.
She sits there, and the Diet Coke
ain't came, so she goes:
"These people. I said,
could I get a Diet Coke, please. "
And it was just hilarious, man.
You know, she was just so innocent.
Why were they laughing?
Yeah, I'm not even wasting my time.
That's my little Rae, man.
Little ray of sunshine.
That's really pretty. Where is that?
- It's Mexico.
- Yeah.
It's Topolobampo.
Damn, brother.
- You're a travelling man.
- No, I was born there.
How do you say it?
Topolobampo.
Never heard of it.
It's a small port city,
It's known for its temperate climate
and guava-bean exports.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
We'd only been seeing each other
a couple weeks.
We hadn't even known each other
that long, you know?
I'm telling you, Gloria,
we were like-
We were, like, the perfect fit.
The first night we were together,
man... Oh, man.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
And we could just talk for hours
She would talk for hours
about nothing.
- But I didn't mind listening.
- Hello in there.
We've got ourselves a little bit
of a problem out here.
Michael, come on.
What problem?
Well, what with the cost
of putting up the new scoreboard...
...and fiscal cutbacks...
...the mayor says that there's no way
that we can charter a plane.
We can send you on a bus, though.
It goes down through Nogales
and Yuma.
It's a lot of pretty scenery
down there.
- How about first-class seats?
- It's a damn bus.
I guess we could put you closer
to the crapper or something.
What about dinner?
Is there a meal?
Got a brochure here, sheriff.
"A delicious portion
of mesquite-roasted longhorn steaks...
...smothered in a colourful
vegetable melody...
...baked potato or rice pilaf. "
Boy, that sounds good.
Okay. I'll go.
- That's cool.
- Okay, Tyson, you got a deal.
- We got a deal.
- Agreed.
Wait. Hey.
Wait. One more thing.
I need a dozen roses-
No, make that two dozen roses...
...sent to the Vegas airport right now.
Find out how much
that's gonna cost.
So why come in here
and rob a convenience store?
There ain't no money in that.
Why don't you go to a bank?
Oh, yeah. Like I'm very good
at this sh*t.
You could've fooled me.
You come in here
waving your gun and sh*t.
Billy Badass, "Okay, nobody move!"
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
- This is my first time.
- No. Get out. You used to...
Man, you on your way.
- How much did this tear gas cost?
- It was sort of free.
Good job, Dale.
- Sheriff, Dale's back.
- Get any tear gas?
- Well, sort of.
- Sort of?
Clute, buddy. I got an important job
for you. Come with me.
Me and you, baby. Dream team.
The hell does that mean? "Sort of"?
That's a nice gun, Dale.
Looks mighty powerful.
- Clute.
- Sheriff's orders.
Clute, how's it coming?
- What's that, sheriff?
- What is your status?
The fuse is lit.
I repeat, the fuse has been lit.
How long is this gonna take?
Well, I really have no idea.
Where the hell is my SWAT team?
Who ordered the burrito
with extra cheese?
What's your day job?
I mean, what did you do before this?
- Migrant work.
- What?
- Migrant work.
- Migrant work.
- Really?
- No, I'm president of Disneyland.
What do you think?
Things weren't going that great
in Mexico...
...so me and my old man
came over here.
Hooked up with a couple
of harvesting companies...
...bent over 10 hours a day
for 2 bucks an hour.
You just work and work and work.
Then you die.
You're right.
What did you pick?
Squash.
Beets.
Beets?
- Strawberries.
- Strawberries.
- Melons.
- Oh, yeah.
Melons.
I'm way ahead of you.
What?
Go! Go! Come on, let's move out.
Come on!
Inside, civilian. Come on!
- It's about good goddamn time.
- Sheriff Pembry.
Your order's my order, sir.
Give him what he needs, Beau.
What do you need?
- Sonny.
- Hey, Mary. Mary.
No, no, no.
Don't do anything stupid, please.
Hi, Sonny.
Got a little bit of a situation here,
Sonny, so make it short, okay?
All right.
How you doing, Mary?
Is he treating you all right?
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