Hell Baby Page #7

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- No, you'll shoot one of us!

- He's a great shot! Take it!

- Be careful!

Being careful don't kill devil babies.

Noooooo!

Sh*t!

No! No! No! No! No! Please!

Ar

You! Are! Not! My! Baby!

That's the spirit, Vanessa!

Punch this devil baby!

Punch him back to hell!

I hate you! You're not my baby.

Don't listen to his crocodile tears.

Mama.

You want Mommy to hold you? Come...

It's OK. It's OK.

Ah! No, no, no!

Vanessa! Let go of my sister!

- Little baby!

- Kill it!

Let's drown it! Do

you have a woodchipper?

Not to tell y'all how

to parent, but should we

let your good baby watch

us murdering the devil baby?

It might have a lasting

impression psychologically.

Right. Good point. Get

the good baby out of here.

Go, go, go!

- Marjorie?

- What?

I ain't known you that

long, but I'm 100% in love

and want to spend the

rest of my life with you.

Me too!

Just do me a favour and stay alive.

I will.

The spirit gods will protect me!

- Oh, sh*t!

- Arggh!

Marjorie? No!

Oh! Oh!

AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!

What can I do? What can I do?

Use the Jesus knife!

Kill that motherf***er!

Demonic child, I send you

back to the depths of hell

from whence you came!

- Arggh! F*** this! F***!

- Let me hold him down!

Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Oh!

Ar

Oh! Oh, no! Ah! Oh!

Not going to make it.

Do it, my friend.

I meant... not going to make it,

so call an ambulance, please.

Why you do the pause in

the middle of the first part

of the important part?

No! Devil! Babies!

In! My! Parish!

Ar

Oh, my God.

- I have an idea! Catch!

- What?

No! Jack! Where are you going?

You must fight! You are the

only one that can stop him!

Get off my wife, you a**hole.

NOW!

Thank you, F'resnel.

My pleasure.

Thank you, Father.

Just doing our job.

But the... the other priest...

We're... we're so sorry.

It's OK.

He always know one day the

Lord would call his name.

But he was your friend.

And I'm really sorry.

Huge bummer.

Knowing him, he would

rather die this way,

fighting the devil, than on

a golf course or something.

- That's the spirit.

- I like that.

Wow!

Look who found a bike!

Alright, Mrs Nussbaum!

That's terrific.

- Wow.

- Just terrific.

What a crazy week, huh?

- I was possessed by the devil!

- I know! You were such a b*tch.

Always freak you out a little bit.

I can't believe it started

with white people movin'

into the neighbourhood.

- That's crazy enough.

- Only up from there.

We were already at a seven,

you know? That's crazy.

I love the way black people speak.

So I guess everything's wrapped up, huh?

All sewn up like a little present.

What about that dirty magazine with

your picture in it from the '70s?

- What's going on with all that?

- Honey!

My mother did porno in

the '70s. I told you that.

- I knew that.

- Just for a year and a half.

She paid her way through college.

Look at this guy!

- Look at this!

- Hell, no!

- I thought you were a phantom.

- I thought so too!

That's just a big dog that

want a whole lot of love.

That dog's licking your sister's blood.

Ohhh!

- That's creepy.

- No. That's a bad...

- No, baby. - Get

out of here. Bye-bye.

- Hey, baby.

- So...

- What?

- What do we do now?

Now we live, Jack.

Now we go on about that crazy

little thing called livin'.

Let's not waste another moment.

Not another moment wasted.

That's not another moment.

Our lives begin today.

- Father...

- Si?

- What's your name?

- Sebastian.

Then that's what we'll call our son.

Oh, my goodness.

- Sebastian.

That is really lovely. That's so sweet.

Sebastian F'resnel.

Watson.

That's beautiful.

We wouldn't have this baby

if it weren't for both of you.

That part's true.

We'll put Sebastian F'resnel at

the top of our list, because...

Baby, there's no other list. That's it.

There is a list. We've

got a book that we've...

It's just that it's the nicest

thing that any white person...

...has ever done for me.

'Cause walkin' the street sometimes,

you don't even get as much as a hello.

- F'resnel...

- And y'all just...

Hello.

Jack, look me in the eye.

Cool. Well, you're welcome.

- We'll talk about it.

- That is really somethin' else.

Remember at times like these,

you should see the glass as half full.

You have this beautiful baby.

Do not think about the little

baby who you kill upstairs.

If you excuse me, I got

to go bury my friend.

And then I gotta go

return the rental car.

- Don't be late doin' that.

- Good luck.

- Peace be with you.

- Thank you, Father.

Hey.

It's a brand-new day, the

sun is shinin' in New Orleans,

and everything is just

lookin' on up from here.

I gotta tell you, man,

for a minute there,

I didn't think I'd make it

through all that devilishness.

Whoa! Looky here!

Dog poop! That's dog poop!

Dog poop!

Hot damn! Are you kiddin' me?

And I almost stepped in it.

Must be my lucky day.

Ar

F***!

Oh! Oh! Did I just hit your friend?

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