Hell Baby Page #6
some of the weird stuff that's
been going on in the house.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Namely Marjorie's 'smudge' ceremony.
Think it may have awoken
something really big.
- Thank you!
- Not a c...
Or 'someone' could have hit our gas
line while digging in the backyard.
- That could also explain it.
- Actually...
I don't think that explains it, Vanessa.
There is nothing wrong with this house.
OK.
Old houses settle.
That was... way beyond settling!
Way beyond settling!
I know carpentry. That was
not settling, Bob Vila! OK?
That was a three-minute-long
massive shock wave
that would register at 6
or 7 on a Richter scale.
You are packing your kimono and
we are going to a motel tonight!
- Are you Jack Watson?
- Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, we met here two days ago.
- Right here.
- Oh. Did we, Mozart?
Did we meet two days ago?
Don't be a dick... Renzo
Piano, the famous architect.
- Your fat wife around?
- My wife's pregnant with twins.
Yeah right!
- Heard that before.
- Where's she at?
In the kitchen eating pizza
salad with my sister-in-law
and my black friend
and neighbour, F'resnel.
You don't have to be that
specific with us, sir!
Mind if we ask her a couple questions?
Could I say no?
Yeah, but then we come
back with a warrant
and you better be
lawyered up, Gregory Hines.
The dancer guy?
- I don't know why I said that.
- I don't either.
Folks, we need you to
look at some photographs,
but I will warn you, they
are a little bit graphic.
- Oh, God.
- um
Oh, heavens. I apologise.
Yeah, they're graphic.
Jack? Honey...
Oh, no. I'm not gonna
puke. I mean... Not a puker.
Oh, God, F'resnel.
It's OK.
Very natural.
- Oh, God.
- They're very gruesome.
Very gruesome pictures.
It's OK.
Oh, God!
- OK.
- OK.
Perhaps we could
continue this conversation
in the living room, which
has less vomit in it.
Mm-hm.
This is Dr Michael Marshall.
Or, at least, it was.
- 'Cause he's dead! Oh, my God!
His records indicate
that you were the last
person to see him, Ms Watson.
He wrote down when he died?
That's pretty weird, isn't it?
"That's pretty weird, isn't it?"
F*** you.
Hers was the last
appointment on his books.
Now, we're not saying that
you did anything, obviously.
We just want to know
if you saw anything,
heard anything... unusual
- that's all.
No, I...
God...
I can't believe this
kind of thing can happen
in this day and age.
Hey.
What's with the blood on your shirt?
- Oh.
- Yeah, gosh.
I should have taken care of this.
I scratched myself earlier, and, um...
What'd you scratch
yourself on? A grizzly bear?
The question remains.
Did you... see anything... unusual?
I told you, no.
Neither of you saw anything
out of the ordinary?
That's good. Alright, thank you, guys.
Thank you very much for your time.
- No further questions from us.
- We appreciate your patience.
We will be in touch.
Have a good day.
Well, they're hidin' something.
While you were talking, we
did a full sweep of the house.
We searched the place, and we feel
there is something very
unholy about this house.
- Si.
- I can tell you this.
That fat girl, she doesn't know a thing.
The woman, does she look
anything... like this?
Whoa! Yeah.
Great skates!
She looks a lot like that.
We take these pictures in
What the sh*t?
You took these in the
house three minutes ago?
How'd you print 'em out so quick?
Holy cow! That's a small printer.
Tiny printer, right?
It's not about the size,
it's about the quality!
I'm impressed!
Printer technology move forward
these days, leaps and bounds.
It's adorable.
This is the same tiny printer that
is endorsed by Ashton Kookener.
Ashton Kushner, he say,
"Only one printer I use... "
- That one!
- Well, he's cool.
And if he's usin' it, by de
facto, I'm kind of cool, right?
I like all of the movies
where Ashton Kushner
get married by accident
then wake up and, "Oh!"
And the judge goes, "I
sentence you to marriage. "
- "You can't do this!"
- I love this.
- "You cannot do this!"
- 'Cause marriage is a sentence.
What were we saying?
With the hell hound,
with the crucifixion
in the doctor's office,
we feel it is very possible
we have demonic possession.
I don't know, guys.
They're actually super-sweet,
and the woman, I mean,
she's, like, meggo-preggo...
So I don't know.
She is preggo?
Jeepers.
How far along is she?
Well, guys, we're not doctors,
but she's pretty far along.
She's ready to drop.
Look, we'd love to help
you out, but, I mean,
just because you think
someone's possessed,
we have pictures of a ghost dog
and a gruesome crucifixion murder,
none of these things really connect.
If they did it, they'll slip up,
and when they do, we'll be here.
We got everything under control.
- Jeez!
- What the hell...
Oh! Oh, it's just a crow.
- It's just a crow.
- It's just a dead crow.
It's a harpy. See for yourself, huh?
- You guys get a lot of these?
- You'd be surprised.
Kinda, yeah.
What does it mean?
The harpy? It's a harbinger.
Of evil.
It is a message from hell.
Trust me, things are about
to get very, very bad.
Gee whiz. I am so sorry.
There was a bumblebee in the
car, and I just lost control...
Oh, f***. Oh, f***!
Well... what should we do now?
Now we wait.
Now... we wait.
- We need a doctor.
- No.
We need a priest.
Guys! Guys. Guys!
Yaaa!
Have no fear, sir.
Who are you guys?
We are... team four.
Why did you let them impale
me with that umbrella?
Do not listen to him!
He is the father of lies!
Ar
You guys got this? Everybody cool?
Oh, God! Here they come!
- This is some sh*t!
- Somebody help me!
The babies are coming!
Breathe, Vanessa!
Breathe, Vanessa, breathe!
It hurts so bad!
Remember what they taught us in class!
- I can see it! Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
Ar
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- What is it?
- Oh!
It's a boy.
It's a perfect baby boy.
Congratulations.
- It's a miracle.
You ever seen a home birth
before? They're the best.
- Honey! Honey!
- Just one more to go!
You guys, something's wrong!
It hurts so bad, this one.
Something's wrong! It's...
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
It's biting me! Arggh!
- Focus. Focus.
- Alright.
Push! Push!
Arggh!
Holy f***ing sh*t!
Oh, faaaa...
Arggh!
No, Jack!
You must kill it, Jack, you must!
- He's my son!
- He's not your son!
He wants to rise and rule the
world for a thousand years!
Oh, sh*t!
Hey, guys.
- Shh!
Alright, y'all, I'm goin' in.
Hello, devil baby!
Ain't nobody out here
tryin' to hurt you.
Everything's gonna be
OK, little devil baby.
Arggh!
F***!
Oh, that smarts!
I did the same thing in there yesterday.
- Hey, everybody.
- What?
I'm comin' back with the baby!
OK, here we go.
OK. It's gonna be alright now.
Hush, little devil baby
Don't say a word Papa's gonna...
F*** this!
Ar
- You guys be careful!
- Whoa, sorry.
Oh, no!
Ar
- I got a shot! I got a shot!
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