Hens Night Page #5

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What, you don't like watching

your girlfriend suck cock?

What do you think, Jess, you

think she can take a bit more?

What do you think?

Come on.

- Play.

- Leave her alone.

- Come on.

- Stop, please stop!

No!

No, you'll f***ing kill her!

Let her go!

(shrieking)

(sobbing)

Look what you made me do!

You're f***ing sick!

You don't even know me.

This isn't gonna work, there's no room.

If she cuts you free,

you can run, get out of here.

No, if I go, it won't be without you.

F***, Kim.

It's really too bad you

can't be helping me with this.

(grunting)

Listen to me.

No you listen to me.

I'm not going without you.

(eerie music)

My turn!

(dramatic music)

Introduce your fiance to the girls.

Fun, I'm gonna go get him.

What the f***?

You'll have to excuse him, ladies.

Drugs are wearing off a little bit

and you know he might be hungry,

he's been here for about a week.

Anyway!

No, no!

Please leave him alone.

What did you do?

What did you do?

(clunking)

(ominous music)

(phone buzzing)

Tom,

Tom?

Tom, you know Jess and Kim.

Oh and that's Roger.

Please, I'm begging you,

don't hurt him anymore.

I didn't hurt him.

Oh, his knees.

Well Jess what did you want me to do,

he wouldn't cooperate.

How can you make love to a

man that doesn't cooperate?

But he gave in eventually.

Please leave him alone!

But it was the best

blowj*b he's ever had.

(grunting)

Oh that's f***ed up.

No.

That's love.

And let's keep playing.

Why don't you just kill us already?

I can't do that,

silly, I need witnesses.

It's my wedding day tomorrow.

He ordains weddings.

You're invited by the way.

Wait.

You want me to marry you to him?

(laughs)

What's funny?

You're a grade A psycho,

I mean you're like truly

f***ed in the head and there's

no way I'm gonna marry you.

No way in hell.

What?

Go f*** yourself.

(shouting)

(screaming)

(groaning)

Now when the time comes,

you're going to marry us!

(groaning)

Super, now it's Jess' turn to play.

(dramatic music)

Now Jessica, this one's a

little more like therapy.

Yep so I heard that you

don't like food much, mm-hm.

My suggestion would be, you know,

maybe you should starve

yourself instead of throwing up.

You might be less fat.

F***ing b*tch.

You knew about this?

Some friend you are.

But you know what, I'm

family, I'm here to help.

Eat the whole thing.

It's gluten free.

(coughing)

That a girl!

It has to go down and it has to stay down.

It's okay, Jess.

(gagging)

(coughing)

It's pretty gross, right.

She looks like some kind of pig.

You know what, I'm fine, I'm fine.

At least I'm able to

eat without getting it

all over my face.

Except for last night.

(sobbing)

(sighs)

Kim's turn.

(dramatic music)

Kimmy.

Your task is to punch your

best friend in the face.

What a coincidence, she's right here.

(coughing)

Now Kimmy, I'm gonna untie you.

You know what happened to the others.

Go ahead.

Tic toc, tic toc.

Lord please give me a reason

to kill you right now.

(cheering)

(clapping)

That was amazing.

(dramatic music)

(grunting)

Kim!

Hit her!

(piano music)

(bottle clunking)

(screaming)

Kim!

- Kim!

- Jess, Jess!

By your feet.

(tense music)

(coughing)

(tense music)

(bottle clunking)

(shouting)

(grunting)

Unicorn motherf***er.

(smashing)

Kim!

Kim!

Kim!

(footsteps tapping)

(door creaking)

(door slamming)

Kim?

- (ominous music)

- Sorry.

Kimmy didn't make it.

Unicorn motherf***er.

(grunting)

(ominous music)

(sobbing)

Roger, is it still gonna work

if there's only one witness?

Yeah okay, I don't f***ing care.

Oh thank god.

Now what was I doing?

Oh right.

Tom,

Tom.

Tom.

I'm sorry,

I'm sorry I did this to your knee.

But I had to.

You have to know how much I love you.

You have to know that.

Jess never loved you.

She's not, she's not right for you.

I'm right for you.

Don't you know that?

She loved Kim more than she loved you.

You know?

But I love you.

I choose you and only you.

So what do you say?

Me and you together, as husband and wife?

(mumbles)

(gasps) Really, you choose me over Jess?

Yes.

(sobs)

(light happy music)

You're so beautiful.

Ever since I first saw you,

I knew that Jess and I were done.

Now there's no going back.

(groaning)

(sobbing)

[Laura] F***!

(sobbing)

(soft piano music)

I wanted to love you.

I wanted you to love me too.

But for real.

(sobbing)

I'm cold.

Your life is sh*t.

No friends.

No Tom.

You're me.

You're me.

(music box turning)

(soft music)

(clunking)

(grunting)

(sobbing)

(eerie music)

(soft music)

(crying)

(gentle music box music)

(soft guitar music)

Darkness goes you're no way over them

Hoping that I stay

Come on in and chase some gin

Then they keep you at bay

Empty lane

Empty lane

Damn if I do, damned if I don't

People say I've got what it

takes to bear this thrust

But one day I will

I will

Ooh, ooh

I will

Ooh, ooh

Double the stake and I'm

taking you for granted

Just me and the perception (mumbles)

Of my own

So this reflection

Ooh, ooh,

So many reflection

Ooh, ooh

That is when I invite you in

That is when I invite you in

That is when I invite you in

Gem, gem, I win

I win, I win

Darkness calls, you're no in over them

Hoping that I stay

Come on in and chase some gin

And then they keep you at bay

I delay

I delay

I know I gotta serve

it up to the plate

Because I can't deliver it any longer

It's gonna make me stronger

When I do ears

Under, ooh, ooh

Do it splendor, ooh, ooh

Some safety end of the road

Some say that it's getting old

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