Hit and Run Page #6

okay? This is all

just new to me.

Come back here. Come back.

You want to drop it?

Yeah. I would appreciate that.

Okay.

TERRY:
127?

Are you kidding me?

(SIRENS WAILING)

Might as well tap me on

the shoulder and say,

"F*** you."

Sir, are you okay?

Have you been

in an accident?

What?

No. I'm a U.S. marshal.

Okay. Sir, your vehicle

appears to be totaled.

And I clocked you at 127

miles per hour back there.

I'm a marshal.

And I've got someone

in witness protection

who needs my protection.

I totally understand, sir.

Is there any way you

could stay below 100?

I'm very worried

about this car getting

up into triple digits.

I suppose I could try

to keep it in the high 90s.

Thank you.

'Cause just like

it's your job

to be protecting

whoever you may

be protecting...

ANGELLA:
Um...

What? Hold on a second.

I'll be right back, sir.

ANGELLA:
I need

to talk to you.

What?

What?

Okay. I wasn't snooping.

But your phone did vibrate

and so I checked

it out and...

That's your

Pouncer app, right?

Yeah.

Okay. So that dot

popped up like

two seconds ago.

So, there's got to be

another gay guy within,

what, 100 feet of here?

Yeah.

I mean,

it must be him.

Although I don't think

he's gay. He's like 50.

There's 50-year-old

gay people, Angella.

We don't grow

out of being gay.

Oh, no. I didn't...

That's not what I meant.

I just...

I just think you

should ask him out.

What do you mean...

Oh! Because he's gay

and I'm gay I should

just ask him out?

Are you instantly

attracted to every

straight person you meet?

No.

Come on.

I'm actually

gonna let you go.

But I do need to

see your phone for

a second please, sir.

Why?

A small request after

you were driving that fast.

Can I see your

phone please, sir?

Thank you very much.

Yeah. There we go.

That's what I thought.

Uh... Hi.

What are you doing?

I'm programming

my name and number

in here.

Just in case you

ever need "backup."

What are you...

Pouncer.

Oh.

I didn't know what...

Oh, you had no idea

what it was?

It's okay.

Don't be embarrassed.

I'm a fan of Pouncer.

I Pounce.

You Pounce too, I guess.

So, you should be

very flattered,

'cause I'm an eight

and you're a five, so...

You have a safe night.

Right.

Okay. Do you need to

call me back after you've

collected yourself?

No, no, no. I'm good.

So I stopped off at

San Andreas and Jackson.

They were nowhere

to be found.

I don't think they could

have got as far as Planada.

So my guess is Mariposa.

We'll take a peek in Planada

on our way up to Mariposa.

Oh, great! Great.

Now, about the girl, Annie,

who's my girlfriend

and a victim in all this.

Uh, I want assurances...

(PHONE BEEPING)

Hello?

Did that drop

or did he just...

Hey, buddy, look.

They have shower caps.

Oh, yeah?

Your favorite.

Yep.

I'm gonna go get some

coffee for us, okay?

Okay.

I'll be ready to go in 10.

Have a good shower.

Thank you.

(DOOR CLOSES)

Come on!

Are you...

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

F***!

F***!

That f***ing hillbilly

from the gas station stole

my engine last night!

What?

From the Lincoln!

I just went out there

to start it.

There's no engine inside.

How do you steal an engine?

Grind the motor mounts out

and pull it out with

a cherry picker.

It probably took

him 20 minutes.

F***!

Is there anything I can do?

No. Just finish your shower.

I'm gonna go to the lobby

and see if they know

someone with a tow truck.

Okay.

That was a $12,000 engine.

Sorry your engine

was stolen, sweetie!

Where is she?

(MUFFLED)

What the f***

are you doing?

Where is she, man?

You just f***ing

broke my nose!

I don't care!

I swear to God

if you already killed her...

I'm not

a f***ing killer, man!

What's wrong with you?

You were

involved in a homicide!

I am not leaving without her.

Get that f***ing

club out of my face!

Don't talk to me like that!

Listen, man! She is fine!

Do you want to see her?

Yes!

Lower that sh*t and

I'll show her to you!

All right! Open the door!

What the f***

are you thinking, man?

Hitting me in the nose

with a golf club?

I didn't think it

would hurt that bad!

Jesus Christ!

I've been through some sh*t.

I've never seen a

b*tch move like that.

Well, if you wouldn't

be such an a**hole!

You know what pisses me off

the most about you hitting me

with this f***ing...

No! I don't really

give a sh*t either.

It's that you made me

break my promise to Annie.

That was a shitty

thing to do, Gil!

That was really

f***ing selfish of you.

F***ing selfish prick.

Oh, f***! F***...

(CAMERA CLICKING)

Honey!

(SCREAMS)

I'm sorry!

Sorry, sorry, sorry! Honey?

We have got to go right now.

I will tell you

about it in the car, okay?

What car? I thought

you said the car was...

Baby, this is life or death.

I need you to get out of

the shower this second.

Okay? Let's go.

Okay.

I don't understand.

What happened to your face?

Why are you bleeding?

Baby, will you please

just get dressed

and pack, okay?

Yes.

The people I testified

against are in the lobby.

We got to get out

of here right now.

Should I call the police?

There's no time for that.

Why are you bleeding?

Did they hit you?

Baby, just faster, okay?

I'm going

as fast as I can!

They are right out there.

Okay, go baby! Go, go, go!

Okay, I'm going!

I'm going!

ALEX:
Okay.

I'll grab Yul.

You got the girl?

You want me to

take the gun since you're

focused on the door?

I think I can manage both.

Okay. All right.

All right.

We're gonna go on three.

One.

You all right?

Yep. Here we go.

One. Two.

Three.

Where the f*** is Yul?

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey! What are you

looking at, bro?

NEVE:
Is Yul here?

F***!

Come on! They're seniors.

It's the wrong room.

Come on. Go!

F***ing embarrassing, man!

I know.

That sh*t was disgusting!

You got

everything you need?

Yes.

We're good. We're good,

we're good, we're good.

Damn it!

Can you grab that?

Yeah, honey...

Okay. Your purse.

Go, go, go, go,

go, go, go, go!

What is that?

(CAR BEEPING)

It's a remote keyless entry.

For which car?

It's kind of

a universal one.

I just made it.

Mama, will you just throw

your stuff in the car?

Let's go. Go, go,

go, go, go. Faster!

Wait a second. I'm not

just going to get into

someone else's car.

Sweetie,

it's not the time!

(ENGINE STARTS)

Hey!

Hurry up! Let's go!

(ENGINE STARTS)

Did you just

steal this car?

Yes, I did.

But only because

I absolutely had to.

How did you steal it?

If you lose

your keyless entry

and go to the dealership

they use the

VIN number to get a new

code in their program.

And I got a new code

and I programmed this one.

But how?

How did you get the code?

I have passwords for

the different dealerships.

Why do you have

those passwords?

Charlie?

Look. If we have

this conversation

I'm afraid you're

not gonna want to

be with me anymore.

Okay, well, if we don't

have this conversation,

I can't be with you.

I can't be

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