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Can someone show me how to turn

this f***ing thing off, please?

- All right.

- YOLO, motherfuckers!

Katelyn, I'm on TV!

Katelyn?

Dad, please.

This is my time now.

Baby.

Hi.

I'm Katelyn Stuben.

I'm from Liberty, New York.

And I will be singing

Brave by Sara Bareilles.

Katelyn!

Stop!

Ugh!

Egh!

Well, it's the story

that just won't go away.

Last week's crazy story

from the small town

of Liberty, New York,

just keeps getting,

well, even crazier.

Well, crazy isn't even

the half of it, Mario.

Apparently, Katelyn Stuben,

the girl who hijacked

the city council meeting

and "sang"

the Sara Bareilles song Brave,

now has a sex tape out.

Oh.

No word of how it was leaked

or who leaked it,

but it has gone

absolutely viral,

and a mash-up of the two videos

has quickly become

the most popular video

on the internet.

Now, we must stress that

Katelyn is only 19 years old,

so this show

does not necessarily

approve of our airing this.

I'm Katelyn Stuben.

I'm from Liberty, New York.

And I'll be singing Brave

by Sara Bareilles.

Thank you, Contestant 1.

And now, singing Harden my Heart

by Quarterflash,

all the way from

Liberty, New York,

here is Crystal Minari.

Thank you, Contestant 1.

And now, singing Harden my Heart

by Quarterflash,

all the way from

Liberty, New York,

here is Crystal Minari.

Thank you, Contestant 1.

And now, singing Harden my Heart

by Quarterflash,

all the way from

Liberty, New York,

here is Crystal Minari.

Hey!

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