Hollywood Sex Wars Page #10
THAT'S NOT WHA WAS TALKING ABOUT.
FOR EVERYTHING.
YEAH. UH,
( beeping )
OHH.
( sighs )
ARE--ARE YOU OKAY?
YEAH, IT'S JUST MY MOM.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU WERE A MOM.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
LOOK AT ME.
YOU'RE WAY TOO HO TO BE A MOM.
EVERYBODY SAYS THAT.
I KNOW. I MEAN,
I'M A GOOD MOM.
BUT I'M MORE WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
OH, I'M TOTALLY COOL.
MY BOYFRIEND ACTUALLY LIVES
RIGHT NEXT DOOR, SO...
Glen:
SO SERIOUSLYYOU SAID SHE WAS
BRINGING SOME FRIENDS?
TWO FRIENDS.
TWO FRIENDS?
GRADE A F***ING TAIL?
TWO TENDERONIES.
TWO?
HEY, WHAT'S UP, GIRL?
HELLO. GLEN,
CANDACE AND DENISE.
HI.
YOU GUYS LOOK FANTASTIC.
BYE.
BYE, AARON.
( phone vibrating )
HI, HEY, SWEETHEART.
CAMBODIAN OUTFIT ON.
MM-HMM. MMM, YEAH.
LOOK LIKE:
I KNOW.
I'M A TOUGH GIRL.
EARRINGS YOU GOT, TOO.
MMM, I LIKE THIS
LITTLE THIGH MEA STICKING OUT RIGHT HERE.
MEAT?
ALISSA, AMY, CARMEN.
Glen:
WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
LET'S DO SHOTS.
LET'S DO SHOTS.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
IT'S EARLY.
GLEN...
HEY, GRETCHEN.
YEAH, WHAT'S UP?
IN PRIVATE.
RIGHT NOW?
IT'S IMPORTANT.
NOW.
OKAY.
EXCUSE ME, LADIES.
ZELDA.
SEND.
OH, IT'S THE TEXT.
"IT'S MAX,
AND I'M HORNY.
"READY FOR A FACELOAD
OF JIZZ?
OH, MY GOD.
WENT OUT TO?
KNOWING WENDY, PROBABLY EVERY
( beeping )
F***ING ASSCLOWN!
THANK YOU.
NO, I'M GOOD.
( sighs )
IT BROKE SOMETIMES, REMEMBER?
THANK YOU.
OH, MY GOD.
LET ME SEE.
PERVERT!
FIVE MINUTES?!
UM, NO, NO, NO, IT'S FINE.
TAKE YOUR TIME.
STRAIGHTENING UP.
OKAY. OKAY, BYE.
F***!
MMM.
WHAT?
YEAH.
YOU GOTTA GO?
MM-HMM.
WHY?
GIRL STUFF. COME ON.
GIRL STUFF? NO, YOU DID NO JUST KISS ME ON MY FOREHEAD.
$500.
$500?
I KNOW.
NO, I DON'T HAVE
ANY OF IT.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE
TALKING TO YOU.
I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN,
SO WHAT...
GOD.
LIKE, SHOPPING AROUND?
IT'S MY VAGINA!
( phone rings )
Text voice:
IT'S MAX.
IT'S FROM MAX!
"TEXT TO LANDLINE"
MESSAGE. IT'S MAX.
IT'S A "TEXT TO LANDLINE"
MESSAGE.
...AND READY
WHAT IDIOTS.
( beeping )
OH...
MOMMY,
WHAT'S "JIZZ" MEAN?
WHERE DID YOU:
GET THAT FILTH?
MAX.
PICK UP!
SCHOOL'S OUT, AARON.
JOHNNY...I F***ED UP.
OKAY, RELAX.
ALL RIGHT,
MR. "PERFECT BOYFRIEND,"
Johnny:
DID SHE DRINK ANYTHING?CHECK FOR LIPSTICK.
WHAT ABOUT CIGARETTES?
WAS SHE SMOKING?
CHECK THE BED.
TAKE A LINT ROLLER TO THE BED.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
HI.
HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?
NO. NO.
WHAT ARE YOU--NO.
OH, MY GOD.
SH*T.
( phone ringing )
YOU WERE RIGHT.
COME ON, SWEETIE.
I KNOW. I JUST...
I DIDN'T THINK
I MEAN, I REALLY,
REALLY LIKED HIM.
I THINK IT'S COOL.
NO PROBLEM, BUT, DUDE, IF YOU
INSIST ON HAVING A GIRLFRIEND--
NO, NO, NO. I WASN'T EVEN
GOING TO DO ANYTHING, DUDE.
HER PERIOD.
OH, F***!
OH, SH*T!
HE'S A BOY.
BOYS WOULD F*** A STICK
NO. DON'T DO A THING.
YOU'VE GOT A BIRTHDAY
DON'T YOU?
YES.
DRY YOUR EYES,
AND PRETEND:
LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.
TO THE MEETINGS?
SWEETIE.
COME NEXT WEEK,
UNVEILING HER NEW BOOBIES!
GOOD. I CANT WAIT.
THANKS.
HEY, GUYS.
GIRL, WHAT'S UP?
HOW DID IT GO?
AWESOME!
GET DOWN!
YEAH, WE DID!
FROM HELL!
I'M SORRY I WASN'T THERE.
( all speaking at once )
ABSOLUTELY.
BABE,
( sadly )
YES.
ARE YOU CRYING?
NO. IT'S MY ALLERGIES.
FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
UM, WHAT ABOU THAT LITTLE RESTAURAN YOU LIKE DOWNTOWN?
( grunts )
THIS IS...
THIS IS DEEP SH*T, MAN.
CRAZY ASS TEXT MESSAGES.
YEAH?
( phone ringing )
HEY, WHAT'S UP, MOM?
OF THE T.O.B. ?
? WITH THE BOOTY
THAT THEY WANT ?
? BUT THIS SH*T AIN'T CHEAP
AND TIGS FOR RELAXIN' ?
AND INTIMATE WAXIN' ?
? TIG OLD BITTIES,
'CAUSE SHE'S GOT TIG BITTIES ?
( cheering )
YOU DODGED A BULLET,
MY FRIEND.
YEAH,
NOW, COURTNEY,
BUT TIME:
( cheering )
( chanting )
COURTNEY, COURTNEY, COURTNEY...
( cheering, screaming )
ONCHIE! ONCHIE!
SO MISERABLE ABOUT?
YOU GOT LUCKY, TOO.
I KNOW.
WHY? 'CAUSE YOU
THAT CENTERFOLD:
YOU "HELPED"?
MOSTLY.
GOD, I'VE F***ED
SOME CHEAP BASTARDS.
MONEY, RIGHT, WENDY?
GRETCHEN, $2000!
HOLLA!
HOLLA!
NICE.
DUDE, SHE ASKED ME TO TAKE HER
( laughing )
YOU'RE 25.
YOU DON'T NEED ALL THAT!
NO, I KNOW,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I SHOULD PROBABLY
CALL HER, MAN,
AND MAKE THINGS:
A BIT LESS FORMAL.
CALL HER.
( laughing )
OH, IT'S THE BOY.
SHALL I DITCH IT?
NO. TAKE IT.
YEAH, AND FIND OU WHAT HIS LITTLE FRIENDS
ARE DOING.
OKAY.
HELLO?
WHERE IS YVONNE?
EVERY SIX MONTHS.
IT'S VERY LIBERATING.
COME ON, DUDE, WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH A LOT, MAN.
WHAT HAPPENED?
( crying )
THEY'RE PARTYING!
ONE IS EXCITED:
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