Hollywood Sex Wars Page #9
WHO KNOWS?
BUT BY SACRIFICING
THEY'LL GET THE MESSAGE
THAT WE WE'RE NO PLAYING AROUND.
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
SEEMS FAMILIAR.
IS IT A MAN,
SLICE, GRETCHEN, ELLE,
I WANT YOU TO HIT THE STREETS.
BUST SOME BALLS...
BUT FIND OU WHO IS PULLING THE STRINGS.
WE WILL.
GOOD.
THEN TASSELING IN,
NEXT SATURDAY,
IN THE GANG,
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
( cheering )
'CAUSE CHURCHILL
YOU USED TO DATE.
LOVED HIM.
AND? LOOK, ALL I KNOW
AND YOUR CLIENTS
LOVE IT, RIGHT?
THEY'RE PATIENTS.
YES, THE RESULTS
ARE IMPRESSIVE.
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE A BIT OF
LADIES MAN, RIGHT?
A PROBLEM HERE.
I MEET A GIRL:
THAT I LIKE,
ONE THAT SEEMS ALMOS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE,
AND SHE DISAPPEARS.
MM-HMM. SO YOU THINK
YOU'RE BEING PLAYED?
THIS ONE GIRL...
TOO NICE.
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO...
OH, IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU, TOO, BABY.
YOU'RE HUNGRY RIGHT?
I AM STARVING.
I LOVE THIS PLACE.
AT THE MEETINGS.
OH, MY GOD,
I MISS YOU GUYS, TOO!
STOP.
OKAY.
AND YOU, LET'S SEE
SHOWCASING THAT P*SSY.
LOOKIN' GOOD.
( spanks )
WHOA. THAT SKIRT'S
WAY TOO LONG.
COME ON.
LET'S SEE THESE.
THE NIPPLES ARE JUS RIGHT AT THE EDGE.
ARE YOU READY:
FOR YOUR MISSION?
DA, GRETCHEN.
HANDLE IT.
I SEE YOU BROUGHT OU THE BIG GUNS.
SHAKE THOSE BABIES.
SLICE MY GLAMAZON.
TURN AROUND.
EXCELLENT JOB, GRETCHEN.
THANK YOU.
( crying )
TOO MUCH?
NO, EXCELLENT.
COURTNEY SITUATION.
WENDY, YOU KNOW YOU DON' NEED TO DO THIS, RIGHT?
YOU'RE MY SISTERS.
I COULDN'T ASK YOU
TO DO ANYTHING:
I WOULDN'T DO MYSELF.
THIS IS WAR...
( crying )
I'M SORRY,
ARE YOU OK?
AND I REALLY NEED
GONNA FIRE ME.
THAT'S OKAY.
YOU CAN TOTALLY:
USE MY COMPUTER.
REALLY?
OF COURSE.
REMEMBER WHEN YOU
FIXED MY TRANSMISSION?
WELL, I'M PREGNANT.
ME NEITHER.
HI.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
TO COME DOWN HERE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I'M PREGNANT.
SHH!
SO, ANYWAY, I NEED MONEY
NO, NO, NO. YOU SAID
CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS.
UGH, AZIS, I TOLD YOU,
IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK
ALL THE TIME.
I GOT BABY MOMMA'S
YOU AIN'T SAYING NOTHING.
WANNA SPLIT IT?
OKAY.
JONZO?
YEAH?
'CAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT.
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF REHEARSAL.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
UM...YEAH.
THE BATHROOM:
AT THE BURGUNDY?
YEAH, THE F***ING BATHROOM
AT THE BURGUNDY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
I'M PREGNANT,
THAT'S HOW I'M DOING.
PREGNANT?
THIS IS GOOD NEWS.
NO, ACTUALLY,
$450. WELL,
THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
WORK SOMETHING OUT?
HOW THE HELL:
I F***ING REMEMBER
THAT NIGHT.
ON MY TITS!
FOUR HUNDRED:
AND F***ING FIFTY DOLLARS!
I DON'T HAVE
OUT FRONT, RIGHT,
COME ON.
GET THE HELLS:
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
PEDICURE, JUMP OFF,
EVERYTHING.
DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
HE'S A FERTILE
LITTLE F***ER, OKAY?
YOU'RE PREGNANT?
SH*T. YOU THINK I GO THIS MOTHERFUCKING PAID
F***! F***!
AFTER THAT NIGHT,
YEAH, I'VE BEEN
TAKING THE TRAIN,
BUT THAT'S NO WHAT I'M HERE ABOUT.
YOU SEE, I'M PREGNANT.
DON'T BE UPSET, DARLING.
THAT'S WONDERFUL NEWS.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
LOTS OF CHILDREN,
BIG FAMILY, STRONG SONS.
I GOTTA GO.
OH, COME F***ING ON!
( sighs )
MARSHMALLOWY GOODNESS.
YOU KNOW,
JUST SAYING.
THANK GOD.
( sighs )
I NEED A DRINK.
YEAH.
YEAH?
YEAH, LET ME
GO GET SOME.
AND, YOU KNOW,
AND IF ANYTHING:
WERE TO HAPPEN,
AND WE'D ALWAYS
THANK YOU.
MEMORY FOAM.
I LOVE IT.
YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE
NO. NO, NO, NO.
BY ALL MEANS.
LET ME:
HEY.
I'M ALL RIGHT,
BUT, I DON'T KNOW,
ONE IS BIGGER.
YOU CAN'T TELL ANYTHING
THEY'RE GONNA LOOK
SO HOT.
CUTIE.
YOU PROMISE?
MM-HMM.
OKAY, YOU GUYS,
LET'S GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD.
HEY, MAX. YEAH.
PUT HIM ON SPEAKER.
YEAH.
HANG OUT TONIGHT, BABE.
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I WAS THINKING:
ALL RIGHT, SO, YEAH,
YOU KNOW, WE'LL MEET UP,
TONIGHT, BABY.
MOTHERF***ER,
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS DOUCHEBAG.
OH, WAIT, CAN YOU BRING
YOUR FRIEND GLEN?
OH, YEAH, I'LL BRING HIM.
I'M LOOKING AT HIS BIG ASS NOW,
MAKING A TRIPLE-DECKER SANDWICH.
Jasmine:
OKAY, BIG KISS.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S JASMINE?
YVONNE'S FRIEND?
THAT'S
A DANGEROUS GAME, MAN.
NAH, MAN, LOOK,
ACTUALLY IT'S COOL
BECAUSE YVONNE'S
IN THE HOSPITAL:
NICE ROTATION, BRO.
AND SHE'S BRINGING
WHAT?!
YEAH, MAN!
YOUR HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL.
I'M A DIRTY BLONDE.
OHH. HEY, WOULD YOU
LIKE ANOTHER DRINK?
I CAN'T TONIGHT, SWEETIE.
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