Hollywood Sex Wars Page #4
YEAH, MAN, BUT WHEN IT CAME TIME
TO CLOSE THE DEAL UP, MAN,
THIS DUDE INVITED THEM TO SOME
JACUZZI PARTY IN THE HILLS,
AND THEY ALL BROKE OUT.
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
THEY WERE GONNA BE LIKE,
"NO, LET'S ALL GO BACK
I WAS HOPING SO.
THERE PROBABLY:
WASN'T EVEN A PARTY,
HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.
YOU TELL THEM YOU WANT TO HAVE
A PHOTO SHOOT AT YOUR STUDIO
AFTER THE BAR CLOSES.
WILL THEY GO FOR THAT?
OF COURSE.
LOOK, THEY SPEND A LOT OF MONEY
TO LOOK GOOD,
SO YOU KINDA GOTTA PLAY
TO THEIR VANITY.
OKAY, BUT WHERE ARE
I DUNNO, MAN,
YOU'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
HEY, JOHNNY, LET'S GE THE F*** OUT OF HERE.
WHAT ABOUT A CAMERA?
NO, I'VE GOT A CAMERA.
GOOD. BUT YOU ARE GOING TO NEED
TO GET A POLAROID, TOO.
POLAROID? THEY DON'T MAKE
THAT SH*T NO MORE. THAT'S OLD.
OUT OF HERE, MAN.
LET'S ROLL.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
LOOK, YOU SAID YOU'D DO
WHAT I TELL YOU, RIGHT?
TRUST ME.
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
WHAT THE F*** IS THAT PATCH
ON YOUR SHOULDER?
IT'S COOL.
NO, IT'S NOT COOL.
WELL...
BYE, LADIES.
Max:
SO JOHNNY TOLD USBUT I THOUGHT HE
SAID "WHORES."
YEAH. I'M UP
AND COMING, THOUGH.
I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.
TO MY BUDDY AARON'S STUDIO,
HAVE A PHOTO SHOOT?
A PHOTO SHOOT?
ARE THOSE REAL?
TO FIND OUT...MAYBE.
YOU'RE A PHOTOGRAPHER.
ARE THEY PROFESSIONAL?
WELL, YEAH, I GUESS.
LET'S DO IT.
YOU GOT SOME BOOZE
BACK AT THE OFFICE RIGHT?
YEAH, YEAH.
A LITTLE, A LITTLE.
WE COULD DO:
SOME SHOTS TOGETHER.
YEAH, LETS GO PARTY.
COME ON.
AND THINGS LIKE THA AND INDIANS
IN THE BACKGROUND,
BUT WE ON:
A TIGHT BUDGET NOW.
UP AGAINST EACH OTHER.
OKAY, JUST LIKE LITTLE
CHICKEN STRIPS, THERE YOU GO.
LET ME GET SOME LIGHT.
MOVE TO THE RIGHT SOME.
MOVE TO THE RIGHT.
RIGHT, NOW YOU'RE A TIGER.
TIGERS.
RAWR!
( laughs )
ALL RIGHT, YOU A CHEETAH.
YOU A JAGUAR. YOU A LEOPARD.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
( growling )
HO HO HO! SWEET!
SO MANY TITTIES,
I JUST WANTED TO RUN
DOWN AND GO...
NICE.
MAN, IT WAS
F***ING TITSVILLE.
AARON?
I ENDED UP WITH THE BLONDIE.
UH, COURTNEY. SHE'S SO COOL.
DUDE, I NEARLY MADE OU WITH THAT ASIAN CHICK.
YEAH, MAN,
AND I WAS SNUGGLING UP
WITH SOME OF THE FIRMEST,
SMALLEST LITTLE TITTIES
YOU EVER WANNA GET UP
AGAINST, MAN.
WAIT. "NEARLY MADE OUT WITH"?
"SNUGGLING"?
ARE YOU GUYS IN JUNIOR HIGH?
OKAY, WAIT. NONE OF YOU
FOR CHRISSAKES,
YOU BROUGHT 'EM BACK,
YOU GOT 'EM F***ED UP--
WHAT HAPPENED?
WE DIDN'T HAVE
ANY BOOZE.
YEAH, I BROKE OU MY VAPORIZER, BUT--
WHAT IS THIS, AMATEUR HOUR?
AND, WHAT, A VAPORIZER?
NO, JOHNNY!
I USE VAPORIZER!
SWEETHEART.
I LIKE. IT'S GREAT.
IT'S GREAT FOR WASTING WEED.
NO. NO, NO, NO.
YOU DON'T DO IT RIGHT.
YOU HAVE TO SUCK HARD.
I SUCK HARD.
I SUCK SO HARD.
YOU KNOW I SUCK GOOD.
YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO,
SWEETHEART.
YOU'RE SO BAD.
YOU'RE BAD.
YOU'RE BAD. EVIL.
SMOKING A BLUNT FOR?
IT WAS COOL TO SMOKE HERE.
CLAUDIA.
TIME FOR MY MEDICINE.
LOOK AT THIS SH*T.
THIS IS COLD-SORE CHRONIC.
I DON'T WANT YOUR HEPATITIS,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU, CLAUDIA.
I USE A CARBONITE.
YOU GRIND IT UP FINE,
AND THE CARBON TRAPS THE GUNK.
HERE, CHECK IT.
BLACK SMOKE IN...
WHITE SMOKE OUT.
IT'S A MONSTER HIT,
NO COUGHING.
I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS HOW YOU
GET HER PROPERLY STONED.
THANKS, CLAUDIA.
Max:
OH, MAN, THAT'S TIGHT.
SO, ALL RIGHT,
WELL, NEXT TIME--
NO, NO, NO. NO NEXT TIME.
LATE-NIGHT WEED
IS ONLY GONNA GET HER
HUNGRY OR TIRED:
OR PARANOID.
WELL, WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO?
WEED IS FOR DAYTIME.
COKE IS FOR NIGHTTIME.
YEAH, MAN,
I DO.
SINCE WHEN?
WELL, YOU DO NOW MAX.
YOU'RE A BIG BOY.
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M ASKING YOU
TO SHOOT UP IN YOUR EYEBALL!
I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT.
OKAY, JOHNNY,
ALL DONE. YOU LIKE?
I LIKE.
THANK YOU.
OKAY, NOW I HAVE TO WAX
YOUR BALLS.
OKAY, GO, GO, GO.
I HAVE TO WAX YOUR BALLS.
MAN, THESE CLOTHES, COKE...
WE'RE TURNING INTO
HOLLYWOOD DOUCHEBAGS.
HEY, MAN, THAT'S HOW WE GONNA
GET THAT HOLLYWOOD TAIL, MAN.
RIGHT ON.
"THE MALE G-SPOT..."
ISN'T THAT HIS DICK?
NO, IT'S HIS TAINT.
IT'S RIGHT BETWEEN THE SCHLONG
AND THE TURKEY GOBBLE.
( laughing )
NO, IT'S IN HIS A**HOLE.
NASTY.
LOOK.
LET ME SEE.
AHH, THIS LOOKS LIKE
SUCH A FUN NIGHT.
IT WAS OK.
BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY BOOZE
BUY SOME DRUGS FROM.
SWEETIE...WE'RE THE REASON
WHY GUYS BUY DRUGS.
AND IT'S NOT JUST DRUGS.
BEING HOT IS REALLY EXPENSIVE.
EVERY PENNY COUNTS.
A BAG OF WEED:
AND A RIDE TO THE AIRPOR IS DOWN AT THE BOTTOM.
FLASH THEM,
YOU LET THEM JERK OFF.
AND SOME COKE:
OR A BOTTLE OF XANAX,
AND THEY MIGH GET A HANDJOB.
SHOES OVER 500 BUCKS,
AND THEY MIGHT GET LAID.
IF YOU LIKE THE GUY.
STRIPPER SHOES,
AND THEY MIGHT GE
TO SUCK A NIPPLE
AND BEAT OFF...
NOW, IF IT'S A DAY AT THE SPA,
THAT COULD BE A BLOW JOB.
OR IF THEY HELP YOU MOVE,
OKAY, BUT THAT'S ONLY IF YOU'RE
OF COURSE.
WHAT IS IT, COURTNEY?
UM, I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE
WE'RE PROSTITUTES.
( laughter )
WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
HEY! PRIVATE PARTY!
ONCH. BACK IN YOUR ROOM.
WHERE YOU BELONG. GO.
OHH, TENANTS!
LOOK, GIRLS, IT'S NO AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU HEARD ABOUT A GUY
I MEAN, RIGHT NOW,
YOU'RE CUTE AND YOUNG.
THANKS!
BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
HOW MUCH IS THAT?
A LOT.
AND UNLESS YOU WANT TO END UP
AS STRETCH-MARKED SINGLE MOTHER
WITH A WASTOID HUSBAND
WHO'S IN A BAND,
WHO CAN'T PAY CHILD SUPPOR OR ALIMONY,
THAT'S WHAT THE T.O.B. CLUB
IS ALL ABOUT.
HOW DO YOU THINK WENDY
GOT US OUR HOUSE?
I DON'T KNOW, HOW?
WELL, SHE WAS WORKING
AT THIS TECH FIRM,
AND SHE:
STARTED SLEEPING
WITH THE OWNER...
AS WE ALL DO.
AND THEY BECAME VERY CLOSE.
OHH!
BUT HE WAS OLD,
AND HE WAS JEWISH.
OHH.
YEAH.
YEAH.
AVI...
HI.
HI, HONEY.
I'VE FOUND THE PERFECT ONE.
YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
NICE, NICE.
NO...LOOK.
NOT NOW.
OH, AVI, YOU HAVE
SO MUCH MONEY.
YOU SHOULD JUS BUY ME A HOUSE.
I'M NOT BUYING YOU
A HOUSE.
WELL, THE DOWN PAYMEN AT LEAST.
TO PAY FOR THE MORTGAGE.
WELL, WELL,
IT WOULD APPRECIATE...
THE MARKET'S UP...
MAYBE.
AND IT'D BE
IN MY NAME, RIGHT?
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
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