Hollywood Sex Wars Page #5
NO, MY NAME.
LOOK, I BUY YOU
ENOUGH STUFF ALREADY.
BUT YOU PROMISED
AFTER A YEAR,
YOU'D BUY ME A HOUSE.
YES, YOU DID!
YOU PROMISED!
NO WAY, I'M NO BUYING YOU NO HOUSE!
F*** YOU,
YOU A**HOLE LIAR!
F*** YOU! NO!
OW! OW!
MY PLUG! YOU F***ING
LITTLE B*TCH!
ANYTHING!
OWW! WRITE ME
THE F***ING CHECK.
F*** YOU.
( gasps )
GO AHEAD, CALL THEM.
I'LL CALL THEM,
AND I'LL HAVE YOU
ARRESTED.
OH, YEAH, WHO ARE
A 90-POUND LITTLE GIRL
WHO'S BEEN SEXUALLY
"I'M SORRY, OFFICER,
SO I BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF HER."
GIVE ME THAT!
GIVE IT!
GIVE ME IT!
GIVE IT, I'LL SCREAM.
GO AHEAD, SCREAM.
IT'S SWELLING UP!
YOU KNOW I'M A MODEL.
TO WORK AGAIN?
I NEVER LAID:
A HAND ON YOU.
OH, YEAH. LET'S SEE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WE'LL SEE WHA THE JUDGE SAYS"?
OH, MAN,
I DIDN'T TOUCH YOU.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
YOU WIN. YOU WIN.
I'M GONNA WRITE YOU THE CHECK.
GOOD. YOU SHOULD.
YOU PACK IT UP,
OUT OF MY HOUSE.
JUST SIGN IT.
HERE'S YOUR CHECK.
IT'S WORTH
YOU SPITEFUL LITTLE C*NT.
BUT THEY CAME UP
WITH A HAPPY SOLUTION,
AND THEY BOTH GO WHAT THEY WANTED.
OKAY, LADIES...
OHH!
OHH!
WHAT IS THAT?
COME ON.
( chanting )
( indistinct shouting )
DUDE, JOHNNY'S GUY
IS NOT F***ING AROUND.
THIS SH*T IS NICE.
YEAH, LOOKS LIKE
LIKE WHEN IT GLISTENS,
YOU KNOW.
MAN, IF WE STAR SELLING THIS SH*T,
THEN I COULD ACTUALLY
RAP ABOUT IT.
SHE WANTS TO GET SOME OF THIS.
I'M THINKING I MIGH GET SOME OF THAT. HA.
? IT LOOKS LIKE A BABY GLACIER
OH, I'M ONTO SOME
SH*T RIGHT HERE. RIGHT?
I HATE IT.
'CAUSE YOU CANT RAP.
I'M NOT--WHY AM I
DON'T WORRY, YVONNE,
OF IT,
TO FIX THESE.
I'M FINE WITH THEM
THE WAY THEY ARE.
I KNOW, SWEETIE,
YEAH. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO OU NEXT WEEK, BUT WHAT DO I DO?
IT'S EASY.
HE'S A DOG, SO JUS THROW HIM A BONE.
AND ELLE'S.
( sighs )
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER,
SWEETIE.
MINE ARE RELATIVELY SMALL.
MINE ARE BIG.
BUT WE DON' DISCRIMINATE HERE.
GUYS LIKE GIRLS:
WITH IMPLANTS,
OKAY, SO GO OU TO DINNER WITH HIM,
AND LET HIM TALK ABOU HOW GREAT HE IS
"OHH, OH, OH,
IT HURTS, IT HURTS!"
"WELL, MRS. PLOTNICK,
I THINK YOU GO A BROKEN FINGER."
( laughing )
YOU'RE SO FUNNY!
SOMETHING.
FOR A WHILE...
Big Wendy:
YOU'RE SO SMART.
YOU HAVE A PIECE
OF PAPER HERE.
FROM THE RAT.
Little Wendy:
HE'S GOING TOYvonne:
DO I GO?Little Wendy:
OF COURSE.
YOU'RE A MOUSE KILLER.
Big Wendy:
IT'S $8,000 OTHERWISE...
PER TATA!
LOOK AT YOU!
Little Wendy:
Big Wendy:
OH, MY GOD.
BY THE WAY.
IT IS SO HOT.
AND THEN?
AND THEN I WOULD
LOVE IT IF YOU...
Little Wendy:
...AND GIVE HIM SOMETHING
( whispering )
...LIKE, ALL OVER
MY FACE AND LIPS.
OH, BABY,
THAT'S SO HOT.
Yvonne:
EWWW.EVERY MAN HAS SOMETHING
METROSEXUAL, BUT, LIKE,
TOO MUCH, YOU KNOW?
Big Wendy:
HE'S A CLEAN FREAK
OF THE WORD.
MAKE A MESS, BEND OVER
HE'LL BE WET SOAP
IN YOUR HANDS...
DECORATED THE PLACE, TOO.
YOU COULD PRACTICALLY
DO OPERATIONS OFF OF IT.
MY DEAR YVONNE.
EXCEPT FOR THIS.
POLISH YOUR KNOB?
( blows air )
OH, YEAH, WELL,
ABOUT IT ACTUALLY.
I HOPE THAT'S OKAY.
LOOK AT THIS MESS.
WHY DON'T I HELP YOU OU AND CLEAN THIS FOR YOU?
( whirring )
OHH...I LIKE THAT.
YEAH...
I'M SURE YOU DO.
THAT'S AMAZING!
OKAY, WELL, I DON'T WAN TO GET MY DRESS WET,
TAKE IT OFF.
( singing in
foreign language )
YOU'RE ALMOST PERFECT.
ALMOST?
WITH A LITTLE SHAPING HERE
AND THERE...
REALLY?
BECAUSE I'M PRETTY HAPPY
I'M THE BEST.
LATEST TECHNIQUES,
TINY INCISIONS,
ATRAUMATIC PROCEDURES...
ALL RIGHT,
LOVE IT.
RIGHT NOW,
I'D LOVE A DRINK.
( laughs )
HERE YOU GO.
Little Wendy:
( clink )
NO, I REALLY SHOULD
OH, PLEASE STAY.
I'LL DROP YOU
IN THE MORNING.
BEFORE YOU GO:
WHAT?
YEAH.
GO AHEAD.
OHH! WHOA!
THAT'S FORWARD!
TOUCH MYSELF?
WHY DON'T I HELP YOU OU WITH THAT?
( singing in
foreign language )
SO CLEAN...
LIKE THAT SOAP.
HERE WE GO.
OHH.
OHH.
YOU LIKE THAT?
OH, YEAH.
MAYBE.
OHH. SCOUR IT,
I DON'T CARE.
YEAH, RUB IT.
WE'LL DEFINITELY BE
CLEANING YOUR BEDROOM.
BEDROOM.
YEAH.
DIRTY BEDROOM.
DIRTY BEDROOM.
MUD TRACKING:
IN FROM OUTSIDE.
OH, YEAH!
DR. EUGENE!
WHOO!
TWO GRAMS...
ONE HUNDRED.
HMM, WELL, I DON'T HAVE
THE WHOLE HUNDRED...
BUT I HAVE THESE.
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