Hollywood Sex Wars Page #6
I ACCEPT THOSE.
Max:
ALL RIGHT, REMEMBERWHAT JOHNNY EYELASH SAID...
DIVIDE AND CONQUER.
( women talking indistinctly )
( women talking indistinctly )
HEY.
HEY.
HEY.
HOW'S IT GOIN'?
SO IT'S PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
YEAH, IT WAS OKAY.
TOMORROW?
NO. WELL, NOT UNTIL 6 P.M.
OKAY, DO YOU WANNA
GET OUT OF HERE?
NO. LET'S GO BACK
TO YOUR PLACE AND PARTY.
AWESOME. OKAY.
TO MY SPO:
AND LEAVE THESE LOVEBIRDS
TO DO THEIR THING?
YEAH. A GRIP.
OKAY.
BUT NO FUNNY STUFF.
I KNOW.
( scoffs )
( indistinct chattering )
DAMN. AHH.
NICE TOUCH. AHEM.
MY SISTER AND HER FRIENDS,
THEY'RE ALL INTO
THIS POSITIVE THINKING.
THERE'S THIS ONE GIRL CARLY--
SHE WALKS AROUND WITH
A BLACK CLOUD OVER HER HEAD,
BUT THEN SHE WATCHED THE SECRET,
AND I WATCHED THE SECRE WITH MY FRIEND TIESTO.
YOU KNOW WHO TIESTO IS,
RIGHT?
HUGE D.J.
SO I DON'T LIKE
THAT ATKINS DIET.
THAT'S TOO MANY RULES
FOR ME.
MY BIG THING...JUICING.
YOU WANNA HEAR THE RECIPE?
HERE IT IS.
THIS IS WHAT I USE.
I USE KALE,
I USE SWISS CHARD...
GIVES IT A ZING,
YOU KNOW WHA I'M TALKING ABOUT?
THEN MY DOCTOR,
HE'S LIKE,
YOU CANT USE SUGAR.
( cash register dings )
( whistling )
YEAH, THIS ONE,
THIS IS WHEN I WAS
IN FRANCE.
REALLY AWESOME TRIP.
YOU SEE THIS GUY? HE'S
PRETTY GOOD-LOOKING, HUH?
SO GOOD IN BED. YEAH,
BUT HE'S A BIT BORING.
HELL, YES. I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
CAN I DO THE LAST LINE
FOR THE ROAD?
UH, YEAH.
UH, I WAS WONDERING,
UH...
BEFORE YOU LEF IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND
IF I JUST LOOK AT YOU
I SAID NO FUNNY STUFF.
I MEAN, I KNOW
YOU SAID THAT,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
WE STARTED LOOKING
AT THE MODELING PICTURES.
LOOK, I'LL EVEN DO I OVER HERE.
OKAY, FINE.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
GIVE ME A LITTLE BI OF ENCOURAGEMENT.
OH, YEAH.
YOU ARE AMAZING.
I KNOW.
NOW I'M GOING TO
GET MY F*** ON.
IS THIS GONNA:
TAKE MUCH LONGER?
CAN YOU SHOW ME:
YOUR NIPPLE?
GOD.
OH, YES.
THAT'LL DO.
IT'S GETTING LIGHT OUTSIDE.
I HATE THAT.
DO NOT GET ANY OF THA ON ME.
ALL RIGHT.
AH, THAT'S IT.
YEAH, IT BETTER BE IT,
'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO TAKE OFF
IN A MINUTE.
LOOK, WOULD YOU
JUST STOP TALKING?
DAMN!
ANYWAYS, I'M GETTING COLD.
UH, LOOK,
CAN YOU JUST, UH...
SHOW ME A LITTLE PIECE
OF YOUR ASS?
JUST THE TOP PIECE,
AND I SWEAR:
I'LL COME QUICK.
OH, GOD.
THANK YOU.
AHH. OH, YEAH,
THANK YOU.
YEAH, YOU BETTER BECAUSE
I'M ABOUT TO GET OU OF HERE, OKAY?
I GOTTA WALK MY DOG.
LITTLE DOG SHITS
ALL OVER MY KITCHEN NOW.
UHH! AAH!
OW! OH, MY GOD!
WHAT THE F***?!
YOU A**HOLE!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE KEEP TRACK:
OF THIS SH*T.
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
F*** AGAIN IN THIS TOWN!
( laughing )
OH, MY GOD.
THAT WAS GREAT.
I'M SORRY!
( laughter )
YOU KNOW WHA I'M SAYIN'?
? THAT LOQUACIOUS B*TCH
WENT ON A FRUIT JUICE RAMBLE ?
? I HAD TO WHIP OUT MY DICK
AND SHOOT JIZZ LIKE RAMBO ?
ABSOLUTELY.
SHE DRANK YOU OU OF HOUSE AND HOME,
SHE DID ALL YOUR GEAR,
TO HER STUPID STORIES
ALL NIGHT.
( buzz )
HEY.
HEY, JOHNNY.
( sighs )
SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU, GLEN?
OH, DUDE,
YOU SAID IT WOULD.
SHE DIDN'T WAN TO PAY FOR IT,
AND BEFORE YOU CAN SAY,
"THREE-DOLLAR COKE WHORE,"
I'M CHEWING ON HER TITS
LIKE A SIX-MONTH-OLD BABY.
( laughing )
NEXT PATIENT, PLEASE.
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S US, GUYS, COME ON.
MMM. THAT'S NICE.
LET ME HAVE A QUARTER.
YOU GOT IT.
DUDE, CAN WE GET SOME?
NO, DICKSHINE.
THIS IS ONLY:
IF YOU'RE SICK.
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
OUTSIDE.
DUDE, THAT'S F***ED UP.
YOU AIN'T SICK, MAN.
YOU KNOW I WAN SOME OF THIS SH*T.
HERE.
YES!
I GUESS THIS'LL DO.
SO, AARON, HOW'D
YOUR COKESCAPADE GO?
MAN, F*** COKE!
YOU KNOW?
HONESTLY, WE HAD
A GREAT NIGHT LAST NIGHT.
THIS MORNING WE WOKE UP,
AND I MADE HER BREAKFAST.
WE HAD A LOT OF FUN. DUDE,
SHE'S A REALLY GOOD GIRL.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK
I'M GOING TO ASK HER
TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
YOU'RE ALREADY F***ING HER!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE'S NOT ALL MONEY-GRUBBING.
ALL WIDE-EYED AND IN LOVE.
IT'S OVER!
COME ON, WEN, PLEASE!
YOU LIKE MY HAIR
AND MY SHOES,
BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO PAY FOR IT WITH
YOUR STUPID LYRICS?
JESUS, WEN,
I'M SORRY, OKAY?
COME ON.
GET A JOB, DICKWAD.
F*** YOU, QUEERBURGER!
WENDY! WENDY!
COME ON, MAN!
...BUT I DON'T TALK
ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.
LISTEN, THEY'RE NOT ALL
LIKE THAT, BRO.
BLAZE OUT, BRO.
THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
HERE, COME WITH ME.
LET ME SHOW YOU GUYS
SOMETHING.
ALL RIGHT, TAKE A LOOK AROUND,
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
TITTIES.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU GOT YOUR CHERRIES,
APRICOTS,
TANGERINES,
LEMONS,
CANTALOUPES,
OH, AND, OF COURSE,
WATERMELONS.
HEY, WHAT KIND OF FRUI ARE THOSE?
THAT IS AN ASIAN PEAR.
A GRANNY SMITH!
HA HA HA!
NICE. BUT, LOOK,
ALL THESE TITTIES
AIN'T FOR FREE.
CHECK OUT THIS COUPLE
OVER HERE.
WHO DO YOU THINK PAID
FOR THAT MEAL?
THE DUDE?
THAT'S RIGHT.
TAKE A LOOK OVER THERE.
WHO'S BUYING THOSE CLOTHES?
DEFINITELY THE DUDE.
LOOK AT THIS GUY IN HERE.
AT LEAST.
AND TRUST ME,
IS HE, AARON?
I DON'T KNOW.
CHECK THIS OUT.
LOOK AT THE ROCK ON HER FINGER.
IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT RING!
THE MAN.
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND WHEN SHE GETS HOME,
SHE'S GONNA DROP THOSE PANTIES
LIKE MY IPHONE DROPS CALLS.
LOOK, ALL THESE HOLLYWOOD
CHICKS WANT SOMETHING,
AND SEX IS THEIR CURRENCY.
I HAVEN'T SEEN COURTNEY
DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
WHY DON'T YOU STOP BY
HER WORK TONIGHT,
AND YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE?
YO, DUDE, MAN,
WE'VE BEEN GETTING
SOME WORTHY TAIL LATELY.
MAN, I THINK YOU
SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND:
AND THEN SEE OTHER ONES
ON THE SIDE.
NO.
WHY NOT?
NO! NO, LOOK,
YOU DON'T CHEAT.
IT'S NOT COOL, EVER,
AND THERE'S NO NEED TO.
LOOK, GUYS, DON'T DATE ONE CHICK
THAT YOU'RE FAITHFUL TO.
YOU ROTATE THEM,
AND YOU BE HONEST ABOUT IT.
LOOK, GUYS,
I ALWAYS WANTED A SON,
BUT AT THIS POINT, IT'S PROBABLY
I WANTED HIM TO BE PREPARED WHEN
DEALING WITH THE UNFAIR SEX,
NUGGETS OF WISDOM ON THIS.
BUT BE CAREFUL WITH IT,
ALL RIGHT?
THERE'S A LOT THERE.
GOOD LUCK PICKING UP CHICKS NOW,
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T CHEAT.
BUT IF YOU DO,
STICK TO YOUR F***IN' STORY.
PAPA SMURF CALLED!
OH, YEAH?!
RIGHT NOW!
SADIE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I HATE YOU!
I HATE YOU!
IT'S MOSTLY ABOUT BEING HONES AND STRAIGHT UP,
YOU KNOW,
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