Homies Page #7

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- Never knew he really served in the army.

A secret commando unit.

- So where is Sebas?

I hope this sh*t works. Last time, all

we got was black and rainbow colours.

I can stop by to demonstrate.

We have what we need.

Did you really get doughnuts? No.

To our friendship, and to our deal.

Wait a minute...

You first.

It tastes good, really good.

Salaam alaikum.

So where is your friend

with our payment?

He's coming around. Arriving.

You can see it all on Blu-ray later.

- This is it?

It worked fine earlier.

- Listen, prick.

We have our own camera

and tapping equipment.

But this isn't all of it.

I also have a camera hidden in a lamp.

Here.

Poop, they turned on the lamp.

The image is better

with the lamp turned off.

So why didn't you put in a broken bulb?

That's a good one. Good one.

So everything is under control and the

room is filled with cameras and mikes.

But all I see is a broken watch

and an overexposed camera in a lamp.

Look, if you f*** this up...

...you will be in jail

and your friends will be six feet under.

That bulb needs to be replaced.

No, I'll come downstairs.

Sebas. How is it going?

F***ed up, dude. Do me a favour.

Go to the cellar. You'll see a lamp,

between the sofas.

Walk over to it and take out the bulb.

I don't have time for this bullshit.

- It is f***ing important. Do it now.

Now.

I've got good news.

Not only do we have your money...

...we also have a new buyer.

They are trying to rip us off.

Yes, that's what it looks like.

What do you mean?

I suppose you have more of that

Colombian 'whiteness', don't you?

Mate, we have enough to supply all

of Volendam for the next ten years.

What did he say?

- They have enough.

Look who we have here.

Hello. A bulb broke upstairs,

so I have to change the bulbs.

Sit down.

- No, I really have to get back...

Sit.

Look, all right.

Hey, that's excellent, isn't it?

Mind if I decide for myself?

Thanks.

Do you know Ulug?

- Ulug?

He doesn't have

as much merchandise as we do...

...but he does the best he can.

He likes drugs, he likes money.

We work together regularly.

How about that.

Unit 4 to the cellar. Keep it low key,

we don't want a mess.

Not you, knob.

I've got to go. I'm out of breath.

- Sit.

I'm getting an attack.

- Relax. Breathe through your nose.

Calm your breathing. Relax.

I can't handle this.

No.

Felix.

- Felix. Lay low.

Mark.

Thanks.

- See you later.

Yeah, later. Thanks.

Hey. boys.

How are you doing?

- Not too bad.

How was the launch?

Well. Pretty good, I mean...

I'm happy

I was able to finish it on time.

So was it sold out?

Yes.

Anyone in the mood

for rotisserie chicken?

Yes, thanks.

- Enjoy your meal.

Guys, the food here is awful.

Tastes like emptied colostomy bags.

Have you become an estate agent?

- No, I...

I have a date.

- All right. Who with?

With Sophie.

So what are you doing here?

Go to her.

Shall I put these in a vase?

- That's so gay.

Soof. Sophie.

Sh*t.

What are you doing?

- Sorry.

What are you doing here?

- Soof, look. I have...

...your favourite champagne.

- You're drunk, go home.

No, honestly.

I wanted to see you yesterday,

but it was so hectic.

I am relaxed now.

Yesterday was a madhouse.

I just wanted to say hello.

- Never mind.

No, Soof... wait.

Right. Hello.

Soof... I really want you to know

that I've changed.

Not because I want you back,

but to show you that I can change.

What about his room?

Friends hold viewings for six years now.

Are they that picky?

- No, for chicks.

Sort of like Tinder, only in 3D.

- Nice.

All in favour?

- Moi.

Majority rules.

I wonder how Gerrit is doing?

Nice doing business with you, Ulug.

- What does this mean?

Nice doing business with you, Ulug.

There is a dwarf here

with garden shears.

OK, ladies, you think I'm joking?

I want forty knee raises.

Keep them high. Don't let them droop.

It's nice to see friends

pursue their dreams.

Keep it tight. And up.

It seems this wake-up call

has also motivated my friends.

I'm willing to turn a blind eye this

time, but do not make a habit of this.

I have deadlines too, you know.

Fine, bye-bye.

Do you know what it might be?

Growing up is not something you learn,

it just happens.

If it is a dull housewarming party,

I'm gone.

Don't panic.

- We'll stay half an hour.

Look, here it is.

Come on, guys, I don't think he'll be

amused to find me at his door.

Perhaps he invited a nice girl,

for all I know. Oh god...

There he is. OK...

It's really quiet. Are we too early?

- Who's we?

Sorry about the madness the other day.

- Sorry I was so rude.

Your app is doing well, eh?

- Yes, not bad.

I'm proud of you, you know?

I'll see you soon, all right?

Soof.

I am available next week.

I thought you were going to show me

your house.

All I have in there are boxes and a bed.

Oh yes, and Ferry.

That's not a very nice story.

No, that's not quite true.

Ferry is doing really nasty things

in parks.

No, that's not quite true either.

The thing is...

...sometimes good lads

have to go through a turbulent phase.

And that's all right,

only sometimes it really is necessary.

OK, why don't you introduce yourself.

I am Eva.

- I am Rianne.

Why do you want to live here?

I was living with my boyfriend,

but we split up.

Do you ever do push-ups?

- Yes.

Yeah? Nice.

Say you are...

- I am...

Walking in town...

Say we are all sitting on the sofa,

watching TV.

How would you sit here? With us.

Come sit with us here.

What the f***.

Taste good?

What the f***.

I'm at a concert, you know?

And they're off their heads. You must

hurry... Oh well, a f***ing mess.

Do you mind sleeping apart?

Yes.

- OK, next.

And so who are you guys?

Mark...

- What the f***, mate.

And cut.

- No...

Tony, f***er.

- No...

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