Homies Page #6

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Do you use drugs often?

Let me explain.

You must think we sit around

and masturbate all day.

That's not the case.

It would be weird if four adults

sat around all day...

...masturbating in the same office.

And it would be smelly.

So pay us, so we can buy

our comics this weekend.

The invoices will be paid.

This is big, let me explain.

We no longer work for you, mister.

- We are not your b*tches.

I'll pay your invoices in cash.

It's a shame.

Your app could've been legendary.

It will be, it will be 'Apppic'.

Epic?

Yes, 'Apppic'. With three Ps.

Three Ps?

- But what will it be?

An app that challenges your friends

to take selfies with odd objects.

The faster you take the selfie,

the more points you score.

That is, if I can be honest,

mundo awesome. Kudos.

Apppic.

With three Ps.

- First like.

Pay up first, amigo.

- Did you bring money?

No, I didn't think so.

But, guys, what if I were to...

...organise a Royal tent for you

at Games Galore?

And I'll throw in four LARPers

deluxe cards, with life's elixir.

Games Galore?

Royal tent?

Life's elixir. Sex.

Guys, somebody has got my attention.

What's your plan?

- I'm working on it.

Timo?

- I need to talk to you guys.

I don't know, man.

Sebas has had it with you.

I think I have the solution.

- OK.

I don't want to talk to him. No.

I'll talk it over with them.

- OK.

Guys.

Stand right over there.

Mark. Sebas, will you come over here?

We need to discuss something.

What's he doing here?

- Come down here.

OK, the plan might be a bit weird,

but it really is not impossible.

Do tell.

- OK, we can use Ulug's money.

We pay Pjotr part of it now

and ask to pay the rest in installments.

And how will we pay those?

If we invest in my app,

we can earn the money.

His app that's still not finished.

Yes. If we launch it this weekend...

...we can start paying the Russians

on Monday.

And do in 3 days

what you couldn't do in 3 years?

I don't think it will work, man.

- How will you launch the app?

I thought we could do it at your event.

What?

- Games Galore.

I'm not deaf.

I won't put my career on the line...

...or be linked to 22 kilos of drugs.

How will you get people

to go to his event?

What?

-It will be tough.

If we try really hard, we could probably

get a few people to attend the event.

But what I don't get is that you think

you can finish that app on time.

I have the best programming team.

Those guys can do anything.

And how will you negotiate

the installments with Pjotr?

Why don't you call him?

He is your friend, right?

Hey Pjot, it's Sebas.

Hey, bum boy.

We want to talk to you about

that payment, you know what I mean.

How do you feel about installments?

Are you trying to f*** me?

Whoa, dude, no.

- F*** you.

We'd just like to pay in installments.

- Fine.

First one on Sunday,

the second on Monday.

Whoa, Pjot, those are

frighteningly few installments.

We were thinking months.

And we're launching the app

at Games Galore...

...so there's a conflict.

- Right. See you at Games Galore.

Plot?

Pjotr?

Two?

- Couldn't you arrange for more?

That's very little.

- Is he a retard or something?

The bad news is:
he's going

to Games Galore to pick up his money.

No way, this can't be happening.

- Relax.

Can't we just give them

the first installment?

That's only half the money.

- I don't think Pjotr would like that.

Wait a second, guys. Listen.

What if the transaction

is seen by the right people?

How?

- If we can get evidence...

...against Pjotr

with Sebas' crap camera...

...we will be rid of him before

we even pay the first installment.

What crap cameras?

I don't want the mafia at Games Galore.

- Look, this is our only chance.

I'm doing the best I can too.

- Let's drink to it, take the edge off.

OK, boys. Shall we do this?

- OK.

Dude, my DJ just canceled.

Do you know anyone who plays a horn,

or any kind of music?

No, I have no idea.

Please, this is sh*t.

I tried everything.

Wait... I might know someone after all.

Really? Thanks.

- Yeah, no problem.

Ferry Nice Entertainment, who is it?

- Timo de Ruyter, I'm here for Ferry.

Nice. Come on in.

Thanks.

Are you OK?

- Yes, it's nothing.

But women are difficult creatures.

- Yes, I know.

I wish I was homosexual.

Did you have an argument?

It's over.

May I ask you something?

- Yes, of course.

If you could do it all again,

I mean with Sophie and all...

...what would you do differently?

You don't have to answer.

I understand.

I should never have lied to her.

Lies.

Yes, Sophie will put up with everything,

but do not lie to her.

That sounds logical.

- I know her pretty well.

You are a focused panther,

you know that? What can I do for you?

Perhaps you can help me.

- Anything, brother. Anything.

If I can put my pudding gun

to use again thanks to you...

Hey. boys.

Come on, come on.

It needs to come up.

Hey Soof, it's Timo.

Just so you know: I put you, Mandy and

Saartje on the list for Games Galore.

I'm finally launching my app and it

would be lovely if you could be there.

I hope that things are going well

for you. Hope to see. Love you.

Jesus, I out.

Jesus.

- I hit him on the jugular.

He's passing out.

Looking good.

Sebas...

We've been following you guys.

We need to talk. Get in.

Hey, long time no see.

You are looking good.

- So are you.

Shall I escort you to the dressing room?

- Yes, my knight.

I know. They're in the back...

It would be great if it's sold out.

- I love themed events.

People can be themselves here.

-It's a laugh, eh?

Hey, are you OK?

Shouldn't you let Timo know we're here?

No, I'll send him an app in a bit.

He must be busy.

- Girls, free drinks.

How did you get VIP bracelets?

Saar.

- What?

No.

Mike, here goes:
three, two...

The dream of every game

and fantasy lover: Games Galore.

They have selected a unique location.

With me here is organiser, Felix.

And today

a brand-new game will be launched.

It promises to become a mobile rage.

We decided to go with an event...

...so we can treat all our guests

to an app and a model.

Thank you. And now, back to the studio.

This way, gentlemen.

We don't have much time.

Don't disappoint us.

Ladies and gents,

game and fantasy lovers:

Welcome

to the upgraded Games Galore.

And we are also here for the launch

of a new app:
Apppic.

When I hit the gong, the game will be

available on your smart phone.

So let's do this.

Three, one, two.

Damn, they're here already.

What is Mark doing?

Sebas was supposed to do that.

Stop using that thing.

How can you stay so relaxed?

If Mark fucks up, we are dead.

He's arguing with them.

We have a reason to celebrate.

I assume you like Vodka.

That is Vodka

from the village I was born in.

This is going to be

an unforgettable evening. Follow me.

What kind of funny stuff is this?

We are here on serious business.

So how do you do business at home?

Will you follow me?

Let's go.

Fluent in Russian. Who knew?

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