Homies Page #5

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I was starting to doubt myself.

I am impressed.

You should be an actor.

- Sophie. I am sorry.

We have a problem, man.

- You think?

I feel like I'm in a bad LSD trip.

Am I in an LSD trip? Be honest.

What did Sophie want?

- She asked for my hand in marriage.

Really? Fantastic.

- No, of course not.

Felix.

Timo, you're on speakerphone...

We have a problem.

- Sebas thought so too.

Funny.

- This is my plan...

No, you listen. If we don't find

those boxes within five days...

...an angry Russian will kill us,

so focus on finding those boxes.

Sebas and I will find a buyer before

we die. Can we agree on that?

Deal.

- Nice.

OK, very well. Toodle-oo.

How will we find a buyer?

- I don't hang out in drug joints.

How do I know?

Ulug, I can't talk now.

I'll ring you back later.

OK. It's better if you go.

Why?

- So I can cover you.

What are you babbling about?

Best out of three.

OK, you go in and get the boxes

and I'll be on the lookout here.

When you turn off the light in there,

I'll start the car and we're off.

Piece of cake.

- OK, great.

Mark, why can't we both go inside?

- No.

Jesus Christ. What the f***

is that doing in my car?

You can't have one in your flat, moron.

- Or in your car.

It's not my car.

- No, it's my car.

So who has a weapon in his car?

- What are you going to do with it?

Relax. It's just for back-up.

- In case a mammoth lives here?

Don't tell me how to handle situations

like this.

When I was in Eritrea,

I worked with a nervous corporal.

He had a diarrhea attack

and part of his intestine came out.

You could smell it all over

the compound. Everything stank.

The paramedic... Crouch down...

It took the medic six hours...

Boys, what will it be?

Nothing, thanks.

We are looking for Loek?

Ulug. Why?

We have Colombian medication

we need to get rid of.

We discovered a ski slope

in South America.

No more drinks for you, mate.

We have some pure white espresso

we would like to sell.

Is he with you?

We have 22 kilos of coke for sale.

What...

- White espresso? Really?

Is this a joke?

- No.

Listen. We know we have to be here.

And that's why we're here. No bullshit.

- So where are those 22 kilos?

We don't have it on us,

but it can be here very quickly.

And why should I believe you?

See? It won't work.

- Shut your face. Wait.

Money. Money.

Holy sh*t. Is that for real?

Are you taking the piss or what?

- What is this?

I'll introduce you to someone who has

a worse sense of humour than me.

If Ulug gets angry,

he won't dicsuss, duscissi...

...he won't talk to you.

He will f*** you right up the arse.

And that hurts, OK?

This Ulug...

- Is it clear?

Loud and clear.

- That's terrible.

Well, OK.

Did you come by car?

Hello, neighbour.

God damn...

Daddy?

What a mess.

Jurrijn?

Who is there?

- God damn.

Let me do the talking.

I laid it on a bit thick.

Do you mind if I do it?

Hello?

What the f***?

Maybe we should just go back.

Hello?

Ulug?

Where is your stuff?

I don't have much time.

Sit down.

The stuff is on its way,

but I have to make a call. Is that OK?

Moron. I'll suck your dick dry, man.

Hurry up, you frying pan.

Hello.

Timo.

- What's up? Did you succeed?

Jurrijn?

Yes and no.

- What do you mean?

The boxes are in the car.

- Yes, so?

Only Felix is still in there.

- What?

He'll be unconscious for a bit.

I don't believe it.

You guys are such losers.

Shut your face, Timo.

- Come on, you know I'm right.

In life there are winners and losers,

and you guys are just losers.

Hello? Is anyone there?

Is it good quality? 'Cause I don't like

sh*t, you know what I mean?

When it gets here, you'll be convinced.

I'll give you 600,000.

600,000 is not very much.

- Are you a little bum boy?

No.

- I think you are a bum boy.

You like licking bum holes,

you cocksucker.

Mister Ulug. We have 22 kilos,

the street value...

Your mouth is releasing farts.

I'm swallowing your sh*t, boy.

They're here.

Timo? Sebastiaan?

Timo, don't panic.

But you f***ing shrank.

We'll do what we can to solve this.

Mark, what the f***?

He's reacting badly to the anesthetics.

- What anesthetics?

No, relax.

You came to pick up the little people

mail, right, little friend? Hey, cuckoo.

Hey, what's that?

Is this man a clown?

I'll eat your arse, man.

Mister Ulug, why don't we concentrate

on the business at hand?

Look, the street value of this cocaine

is 950,000 euros.

That is not negotiable.

Timo, do you have poop in your ear?

I said 600,000. ls a good price.

No. 600,000 is not enough.

- Let's just go, man.

Taste?

I was trying to make a deal,

but I failed.

950,000 is good.

But I never want to see you shitheads

here again. Understand?

We don't want to see your face again

either, dirt bag. He started it.

That's really rude.

Hey guys, I love you more

than you know.

Sebas, are you going to count it?

- Shouldn't I?

Well, there are more than 10,000 notes.

I'd like to check it.

- And I'd like to go home.

Good idea, time to go,

you man whores. Take the suitcase.

Sebas, do you want a cup of coffee?

- No. No, no, no.

This isn't even half the amount.

It's 450,000 euros.

We're short 500 grand.

You see? God.

- God, damn it.

I should've counted it, but he thought

it would take too long.

Now what?

- This is it.

This is it?

- This is it.

What will you do now?

Hide out at your dad's in Brabant?

Wait, I'll ring Pjotr.

Hi Pjotr. I gave away your coke

yesterday. For free.

Could you kill me tomorrow, because...

Let's not lose our heads.

- I've had it with these guys.

You can't just walk away.

- No?

I can't do this anymore.

Games Galore starts in 4 days.

Felix and I are out.

- Really?

You can't just leave us here.

- Watch me.

As usual Timo just gives up

on his friends.

Sebas, it's high time to grow up, man.

- Yeah?

Wait, I have a message for you.

Sorry.

Piss off.

Really, man. If you walk out now,

don't ever bother coming back.

Never.

Hey Timo, it's Felix.

When you get this, ring me.

I don't like the way things are now.

As mates we ought to communicate

with each other.

The most important thing

about friendship is...

I have another call. I'll ring you back.

Games Galore, Felix here.

OK, Sebas, what's the matter?

So just ring him.

Timo?

Are you OK?

- Yes, I didn't sleep very well.

Saar told me you had a fight

with Sebas.

Whoa, word get around fast.

That must be him.

I hope you finally realise

that it has to do with you.

First Sophie gets angry, now Sebas.

Yes.

I don't want to stick my nose into it,

but...

...perhaps you shouldn't play games

with your friends, just be honest.

Yes.

Sophie really believed you were working

on your app. What is it, actually?

You are such a nice lad, so creative...

- That's it.

What?

- That's it.

Play games with your friends.

Perhaps you should also drink less.

Guys, I need your help.

How cheeky can you get.

Not even a 'how are you',

and no pay...

...and then ask us for our help.

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