Honeymoon in Vegas Page #8

I was so stupid.

I can't find her.

It's over. Son of a b*tch

jumped out of a plane.

What?

He said you only lost 3,000.

- What?

- And I believed him.

Then I realized, I said,

"What, am I nuts? I can't marry him. "

Elvis!

And then you jumped

out of a plane for me!

You could've died.

I didn't want to live

if I couldn't have you, baby.

Go take a hike.

- Now?

- No, next Thursday.

Yeah, now. Go set up a game.

I'll just grab a bite.

- Go!

- All right, all right.

I dreamt about my mother again

last night.

Was she vacuuming naked?

No. She opened her eyes, and I said,

"Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl,"

and she smiled.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Of course, she was naked.

Jack and Betsy,

you have declared your desire

to unite yourselves

with each other in marriage.

- This is correct?

- Yes.

True matrimony is...

Oh.

Yee-haw! Whoo!

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