Hoodwinked Page #8

That's commitment.

No, that's crazy.

We can't get up there in time anyway.

Hey, chief! lt looks like

they're coming to us!

Ahh!

Ohh! Ohh!

[Granny] A-ha!

- Granny!

- l'm coming, honey!

Grab the hood!

[grunting]

[gasps]

Aahhh!

[screams]

[laughing] Hold tight!

- Whoo-hoo!

- [laughs]

[Boingo] End of the line, ladies!

[cackling]

- Granny!

- You know what to do.

Whoo!

Oh, wonderful.

No!

Watch your head.

- Oh!

- Ow!

[Dolph] That hurts.

Get 'em outta here, boys.

[engine starts]

- No, no, no, no. Not prison.

- Say Parcheesi!

Not prison! Not for a cute

little bunny rabbit!

Not prison! Not for a cute

little bunny rabbit!

- [applause]

- Granny, Little Bit, we got 'em!

- Not bad for a little cookie maker.

- Thanks.

l guess l must have had

my eyes shut pretty tight

not to see how fast

you were growing up.

You were really something up there.

l take after my granny.

[vehicle approaches]

[Kirk] Hello, everybody!

Here, we have the book!

[crash]

[car alarm blaring]

- What happened here tonight?

- My granny swooped in and saved me.

- And the whole forest!

- lt was my Red who saved the day.

Well, it was a group effort,

spearheaded by myself, of course.

You'll read the story in tomorrow's

column, but l will take a few questions.

Mr. Kirkendal will be appearing

in our ad campaign...

- l got a call-back!

- No, don't talk.

lf a tree falls in the forest,

you'll get three stories,

- yours, mine and the tree's.

- [all laughing]

Well, a bunny gone bad

is going away,

and you'll wake up tomorrow

with piping hot tea cakes,

same as always.

[Granny] Ooh!

Those are piping hot.

So how about that new

delivery system?

Well, it beats riding a bike,

that's for sure.

# l got horns that hold the muffins

# And l got horns that hold the pies

Hey, did you hear about Kirk?

He finally made it.

[yodeling]

- Wanna see the show with us?

- l'm allergic to yodeling.

- Now, Wolfie...

- l'm front page material now,

l'm about to crack a story

about the three pigs

running a home improvement scam.

Houses falling.

l got the wide-angle lenses

for those piggies.

You sure this is the right place?

- Ah.

- Mr. Flippers.

l see you all got my message.

- Glad you could make it.

- What's going on?

Well, l was wondering if you would

like to come and work for me.

l could use some fresh talent like you.

What kind of work

are we talking about?

You'd be undercover,

on impossible missions...

...to faraway places.

There's a lot of stories out there

that need a happy ending.

l'm part of a secret organization

that makes sure that happens.

''Happily Ever After Agency''?

The woods don't

go around by themselves.

We fight the bad guys,

swing through the windows

secret-agent-style, right?

So, what do you think?

Bring it, honey.

l always did like happy endings.

[# Todd Edwards:

Oritters Have Feelings]

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