Hoodwinked Page #7
We may want...
...to stand back.
[sniffs, smacks lips]
[bells ring, horns toot]
Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Oaffeine! Yeah, baby!
- Whoa!
- Go get 'em, boy.
[laughing]
[sonic boom]
What...
- ...have l done?
- Now the rest is up to us.
Oan l have coffee?
[thunder crashes]
[zapping, buzzing]
l don't like it.
The cops are all over the place.
Forget about the cops!
We've got everything
we need right here.
What about the old lady?
lf she's alive, she'll be back.
You just don't get it, do you,
Dolph? l'm done!
l'm done dancing for the man!
The Muffin Man and Granny!
They can both take a hike!
l'm never gonna answer
to anyone ever again!
A-ha-ha!
[cackling]
Ah, l just love my job!
You see how it works, Dolph?
You prioritize, you set your goals,
you write a mission statement.
You ask yourself,
''Where do l see me in five years?''
[Red] How about behind bars?
Red! Oh, hi, Red! What are you...?
- You've spoiled the surprise.
- You're the Bandit.
Surprise!
l'm walkin' out of here
with those recipes.
- Really?
- Yeah.
You're a bad bunny.
Oh, somebody's finally catching up!
Did you think l followed you around
on your deliveries because l liked you?
Oh, you best be fearing the ear, baby.
Ahh!
Hai-yahh!
ls that all you got?
- Ohh!
- Ha! You hit like a girl!
Oome on.
And ka-blam!
[sniffling]
Why don't you go home
and cry to your granny?
Dolph, tie up the brat.
Lesa, hold the book.
Vincent, get the truck. And Keith...
Darn it, change your name. Please.
That's not scary,
and l'm embarrassed to say it.
- Boris. Try that.
- Hmm.
Keith. You know?
Oh, watch out for Keith.
- You're crazy!
- Maybe so.
But l'm top of the woods now, baby!
# When you're
# Hopping on down the bunny trail
# The critters all seem to look down
# You're fuzzy and small
Your ears are too tall
# And goodies make the woods go round
# Now, l'm not a pig
But you gotta think big
# When you're competing
with the girl in the hood
# So you won't be a fan of my evil plan
# But l'm gonna be top of the woods
# Now the kids will be packed
with my Boingo snacks
# Oonstruction begins in a day
# And all of the bears
will be ruled by the hare
# As l maniacally plot
from my evil lair
[cackles]
[whistling tune]
We've really grown in the past year.
Nabbing all the recipes was phase one.
Now phase two is adding
my own special ingredient
to every goody.
A little something
l like to call ''Boingonium.''
lt makes my snacks a little more...
habit-forming.
Happy customer!
Phase three gets a little messy.
l'm gonna need a lot of real estate
down the mountain,
so l've gotta blow the competition away.
Oh, and that's not a metaphor.
We've literally got
to blow them away. OK?
Yeah, l got it.
And now that l have
your granny's secrets,
l'm afraid you'll be taking
the dyno-mite express home.
- [muffled screaming]
- [Boingo laughing]
# You won't be disrespecting
this bunny no more
# 'Oause l'm gonna be top of the woods
Oh, yeah
# l said l'm gonna be top of the woods
# Let's bring it on home!
# l said, l'm gonna be
# Top of the woods
# You've been hoodwinked, baby!
# Oh, yeah #
Sweet tea and cookies!
We got to do something!
l know.
The song was catchy,
but the choreography was terrible.
OK, listen.
l have an idea, but we need
to get past that ski team.
The toughest one is the big fella,
really mean-looking,
with a fat head and a thick skull.
Looks like a shaved ape.
- [clears throat]
- l mean, he is u-u-u-ugly!
Like a big, swollen, overgrown...
He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
- Mm-hm.
- Ahh!
[all shouting, grunting]
Ah.
[chomping]
[sirens blare]
Ohh! Ohh!
Whoa!
Whew!
- Who taught you how to drive?
- Almost hit a squirrel. That was close.
- Whee-yahh!
- [all screaming]
- [metal crunching]
- [glass breaking]
[sputtering]
What's the big idea?
l could've made road pizza
out of you, kid!
[babbling]
- What's he saying?
- What is it, boy?
- [babbling]
- Truck. Trouble at the mill!
ls the barn on fire?
The barn's on fire! The well!
Timmy's stuck in the well!
Hold on. He seems to be
speaking words of some kind.
Pffsst!
You're a delivery girl.
Then could you do me a favor?
Oould you take this down the mountain?
'Oause it absolutely, positively
has to be there tonight!
l'm sorry. What?
l can't quite... with the...
You got something right there
across your mouth! [laughs]
[muffled shouting]
You're an actor, right?
So this is your big part.
This is the role of a lifetime.
Make them believe in you.
Don't act like an evil henchman,
be an evil henchman. Got it?
- Know what you're gonna say, right?
- Right!
- [Red struggling]
- [chuckling]
- Mr. Rabbit?
- Dolph! Where have you been?
You nim-witted Eurotrash with the...
What is that, a ski mask?
l like that. See, that's scary.
That's good.
- Boss...
- What? Say it! Spit it out!
- What's going on?
- Boss...
Paul's Bunion cream
has the soothing formula...
Hi there. What he means to say
is that l'm the building inspector.
- Yes.
- l just need to tap the pipes
to see if your wiring's up to par.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it. You're not...
No. You can't touch anything in here.
Let's walk.
Let me level with you.
You're an evil genius, right?
Well, l don't know
if l'd say genius, you know.
l was asked to join Mensa.
You got an evil lair in a cave,
that's standard,
but see, most masters of evil
that we deal with
are up to evil genius code.
Are you familiar with the code?
You know, l'm more of a
do-it-yourself kind of guy. Yeah.
l understand.
Thinking about putting in a laser?
l don't know. l don't...
Do you think l should?
Well, it's standard equipment
for a cave lair.
l'm not saying you're
gonna zap someone today,
but you gotta think about the future.
They gotta be calibrated.
- You gonna do that yourself?
- Well, l... l...
We should take a look
at that power grid.
OK. Yeah, sure, sure.
Wait a minute.
[sniffs]
l smell hairspray.
[gasps] A-haaa!
Oome here, you little bunny!
- [Granny laughs]
- Huh?
Ooh!
Whoo!
Ha-ha!
Gotcha!
Get over here!
- Aahhh!
- [bike bell rings]
Hey, Puckett!
Little Red's gonna take a ride!
And there ain't...
...no...
...brakes!
[cackling]
Red!
Aah!
Whoo!
She doesn't trust you anymore, Granny!
Out of my way, bunny!
Whoo! Ha-ha!
Ahh!
Uhh!
- [groans]
- [panting]
[whooping]
Dolph!
Whahh!
Wow, that's a... that's a long way.
- We could take the truck.
- Let's take the truck.
Yeah, cool.
They go up, you go down.
Gotta help! APB! Get the bunny!
- This squirrel ate the wrong nuts.
- English! What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute. l've got an idea.
[babbling]
[rewinding]
[babbling]
Ah... OK.
The criminal cannot be found
at the bottom of the mountain.
He resides at the top
in a cave fortress
where my companions
are trying to detain him.
[chuckles] Aww.
- That's more like it.
- How do we know he's on the level?
He threw himself in front of a car.
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