Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS. Evil Page #7

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- Not if we stop you first.

- Well, of course not. That is obvious.

If you were to stop us...

Wait a minute. You wish!

- One for the road, Brother?

- What a delicious idea.

No! You can't handle the power!

Uh-oh.

I feel the power!

All powerful!

I have the strength

of a thousand small boys!

You'll have to be excusing.

We have a world to dominate.

- Ja, no time for the dilly-dally.

- This isn't over.

Giant superpowered German kids.

Did not see that coming.

- The truffle! It's finally mine!

- Ja, I don't think so.

Hey!

I'm your partner.

We planned this whole thing together.

Oh, did we?

The way I remember it, Brother,

it was you, me and a napkin.

Legal documentation?

Yes. I don't remember signing anything.

Do you, Brother?

- No, no, no. I don't.

- It's not legal.

- We did not sign anything.

- Oh, look at the face.

You have outlived your usefulness,

old woman.

But do not worry. We will leave a pet

for you to do the playing with.

- What pet?

- You can't do this to me!

Talk to the spider,

'cause the kid ain't listening.

No! Wait! Come back!

Spider? Did he say spider?

Now would be a good time

to untie us, Verushka.

I got my own problems, Abigail.

Help! Let me out of here!

Help!

Red, get behind me.

# Schnitzel! #

Huh?

Is that... yodeling?

It sure is.

- It's yodel time!

- Kirk! Nice entrance.

Go, Yodelers!

I will get Red and Granny.

You want a piece of me?!

- That's what I'm talking about!

- Hold still!

I'll have you free in a moment!

- Wow! You've gotten better.

- Why, thank you.

- Come on. We've got work to do.

- Right behind you.

Heidi rides a spider like a Valkyrie!

What were you thinking?!

Eight legs is so last year!

- Hurry! Everyone, grab a leg!

- Good idea, honey!

Go, go, Yodelers!

Whoo!

- Hold her!

- Someone get a really big shoe!

It's working!

That's it. I'm getting out of here.

She's getting tired!

Hurry, comrades!

We have a 10:
00 late show!

Just a little more.

Gotcha!

- Thanks, Kirk.

- Any time, Red.

Nice work there, youngsters.

Love the outfits.

Yodelers, to the Yodelmobile!

Them's some jiggy yodelers.

I've gotcha!

I didn't deserve to be saved.

Especially not by you.

I want you to know

you were never number two to me.

Those kids could level the whole city.

With the power of the Super Truffle,

no one will be able to stop them.

This is all my fault.

If I'd been more like you,

they wouldn't have gotten away.

You don't need to be like anyone, Red.

You're the real deal.

A true Sister of the Hood.

- You really think so?

- I know it.

You already have all the power you need.

Go get 'em, honey.

Go, Red. Go!

Come on, come on!

Verushka?

You can always come back.

No. It's too late for me.

Once a Sister, always a Sister.

What did we miss?

I've gotta get me one of these.

Yes, it suits you.

Let's swing by the hat store

and pick out something pointy.

Ooh! Look at the tiny, little people

living their tiny lives.

They have done nothing

to deserve our hatred.

Makes our violence

that much more senseless.

I know! I love that about us!

- Holy cheese!

- Oh, look, Sister.

- I almost hit a school bus.

- Double points.

Uh-oh. Ooh!

I regret nothing!

You cannot do the beating of us.

We are truffle-powered!

Yeah, well,

I've got a few surprises of my own.

Aah!

Is this the end of Hansel?

You are really starting to tick me off.

I'm not done yet.

I am indestructible!

Oh, schnitzel.

OK. Not my best landing.

Yoo-hoo! Annoying little red person,

look in the sky.

You've got to be kidding me.

- That was really fun.

- Ja, real fun!

- Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

What is tiny, red and smashed all over?

What is tiny, red

and smashed all over who?

- I'll tell you in five seconds.

- You won't get away with this.

Oh, really?

And just who's going to stop us?

Anyone see

an aircraft carrier around here?

- Wolf, distract them and I'll get Red.

- Hey there, tubby.

Those shorts make your ankles look fat.

- They do not. I've very shapely ankles.

- Ja!

- Grab her!

- All aboard!

- Thanks!

- Hey, never leave your wingman.

Come back here!

Sorry! My bad!

- We're clear. You can stop swerving.

- I'm trying.

This thing isn't easy to steer,

you know.

I'm sticking to motorcycles.

That was sweet! Let's do it again!

Maybe later. Come on!

- Uh-oh.

- Olly, olly, oxen free!

- One for the truffle.

- Two because we are so very evil.

Three because I also agree

we are evil.

- Four to go!

- To go!

Oh, man.

I thought we were goners for sure.

Wolf, calm down. We're gonna be OK.

We just need to walk towards each other.

But we've gotta time it very carefully.

- Wolf, throw me your beard!

- This is no time for a disguise!

Just do it. Now.

Wolf, have I ever told you

how much I love your disguises?

Ha. Sorry, my bad.

Listen, I wanna take a moment

to apologize

for not being there

when you needed me.

No, no, no! It's OK, Wolf! It's OK!

No, no, no. Let me do this.

Granny, thanks to my sloppy work,

you got kidnapped. I'm sorry.

OK. I forgive you.

Twitchy, I've been

using your toothpaste.

I haven't bought a tube of toothpaste

in probably four years.

Toothpaste?!

After all we've been through?!

You have to tell her how you feel

right now! She needs to hear it!

Not now, Twitchy!

Hang on. Red, I walked away

because I thought you didn't want

me around. I'm sorry.

Wolf, I never could have done

any of this without you.

I should have listened to you more, Red,

- instead of doing things my way.

- I kind of like your way.

Sometimes, the right disguise

can get you out of a tough jam.

So can the right partner.

Now, that's a good recipe.

- Gum?

- Why not?

- I thought you said we'd be OK!

- I exaggerated!

My life just flashed before my eyes.

It's weird, flashback

really does add ten pounds.

What stopped us?

Verushka.

Turns out Bitsy here

wasn't so bad after all.

Just needed a friend.

Once a Sister, always a Sister.

Those kids are destroying the city.

We have to stop them before

they eat any more of those truffles.

Wait a minute. More truffles.

That's a great idea.

# Oh, I'm moving off to China

Hip, hooray

# Yes, I'm heading down to Asia

where I'll stay

# 'Cause life here is a burden

with the crushin' and the hurtin'

# So I'm going to the airport

where... I... #

I'm alive? I'm alive! Yee-haw!

# Oh, I used to think my life was rotten

Now hard times they fall, forgotten

# Look at me, can't you see

This lucky goat's okeydoke! #

I have really taken

to this giant monster thing.

Ja, we are naturals. Do you think

they compete in giant monstering?

Stop right there.

Drop those truffles and surrender.

Oh, my tummy! Oh, my tummy!

You cannot dominate us.

A sweet confection

has made us unstoppable!

- Run for your lives!

- Hold your ground.

We can't let them get by us.

Next stop, smashy town.

Stop right there.

- Red!

- Get back, Nick. We'll handle this.

- We?

- Ja, Hansel.

I only see one little girl.

All alone.

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