Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS. Evil Page #6

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and rockets...

Running and running!

The special effects were spectacular!

I've never really gotten along

with pigs, bit we survived, by our wits.

Sooie!

Don't mess with the killer P's!

That handsome wolf sure had it coming.

Let's say we go strap on

the feedbag, boys.

- I'm gonna tweet this.

- What's a tweet, man?

Disguises. They not only work,

they save lives.

But this... One witch

couldn't have done all this.

No, she's not working alone. Every agent

we have has been roughed up,

kidnapped, scared off

or mailed to an uncharted island.

I'm afraid the agency

is all but defeated.

What about Red? Is she OK?

No one's heard from her.

I hate to assume the worst, but...

I never thought I'd say this, Wolf.

I think a wild card

is the only thing that can save us now.

You guys didn't really catch me.

I just slipped.

- Oh, yeah? Well, it still counts, man.

- You bet it does!

Come on, guys, let's take her up

to the ber jefes and we'll get rewards

and promotions and health care

and maybe even cookies.

Beards for sale. Fake beards.

Hey, Porky, how about a demo?

Hey, hey, hey! We don't like trespassers

around here, fuzzy.

But this is a very nice fake beard.

Hey, guys! You oughta see this!

Surprise, pork belly!

Run for your life, it's a chupacabra!

Ow! Hey!

Ooh. Big, tough HEA agent. OK, McGruff.

I got your happy ending right here!

You swine.

Squeal like a pig!

Squeal like a pig!

Jump back! It's hammer time!

Who's big and bad now, Wolfie?

Actually, I'm more of a lover

than a fighter. Ow!

Hey, this squirrel thinks I'm nuts, man!

- Thanks.

- You, too.

Ha-ha!

Squirrel power!

I think we've overstayed our welcome.

Yeah. Let's get out of here.

Hey, man. You don't even really

sell beards, do you?

What do you mean you had her,

then she got away?

Disguises? Big fake beards?

Oh, well. That's very understandable.

I... I'm not angry, I...

I promise I am not angry.

What? Yes, you may have a cookie.

Little Miss Reddy Two-Shones got away.

That wolf is helping her again.

How's the truffle coming?

- Make the truffle.

- No.

- Make the truffle!

- Uh-uh.

- You better!

- You didn't say "please. "

- Please make the truffle.

- Nope.

- You were always like that, Abigail.

- No, I wasn't.

- Yes, you were!

- Was not.

- Were, too.

- Not well.

Well, we better do something quick.

Red and the Wolf will be here

any moment.

Ja, maybe that is exactly what we need.

I don't know why we are laughing.

- You came back.

- Well, I just figured,

you obviously don't know how

to talk your way into anyplace.

Obviously.

- So Granny's up there somewhere?

- Yeah.

- It's locked down pretty tight.

- So how do we play this?

We're gonna need some muscle

to get in there.

I think I know where to get it.

Thank you, thank you. I love you all.

That is nice.

Now I got to go in now. Bye.

Hey, Kirk.

Oh, my friends, it's so good to see you!

- It has been too long.

- No, it's been about right.

Did you catch the show tonight?

I was on fire!

The Yodelers have been so good to me.

- Dutch balls?

- We need your help.

We need your courage,

we need your muscle...

We need my Yodelers.

Huh?

Before they delighted

the world with song,

the Happy Yodelers

were highly trained mercenaries.

Johann, maps and tactical plans.

Helmut, demolitions expert.

Heidi, security systems and technology.

Klaus handles the receipts.

- We got us a rodent problem.

- He's not wearing any pants.

- Anyone here need an exterminator?

- We're professional exterminators.

Yep, they're probably

in the walls by now.

That's a Pantless Norwegian Stink Rat.

Norwegian?

We've seen all kinds of pests

in this business.

- You know the worst kind?

- No.

- Kidnappers!

- I can't see, I'm blind!

This is just like the '70s.

Take that, schweinehund!

This little piggy is out,

and this little piggy is out.

Is anyone else hungry? Ooh!

Ow! Broke a nail.

Twitchy! Great job, little buddy. Ow!

- Dude!

- Stink Rat?

I can't censor myself

when I'm in the moment.

- Heidi's hogging all the pigs.

- Wolf! Twitchy!

- Here we are.

- Let's go!

- Right behind you.

- Ja, you go and save Granny.

We will take care

of all those dastardly fellows.

- Good luck!

- Thanks. You, too.

Thank goodness and gracious

you have come to save us!

- Like angels from heaven!

- Where's the old lady?

In the room at the end of the hallway.

The witch is always shouting at her!

It is so scary here! If I stay

another minute, I may scream!

Scream, I tell you!

Wait. You two get the kids out of here,

I'll find Granny.

- You sure?

- I'd rather know they're safe.

I'll be fine.

We'll rendezvous downstairs.

- Come on, kids. Let's roll.

- Oh, thank you, Mr. Wolf!

I count my lucky stars for you!

I hope you kids learned

a valuable lesson.

Never run away from home,

never eat a cookie house.

- Never talk to strangers.

- That's right. Never talk to strangers.

People are never what they seem to be.

Oh, sure, safety first.

Always carry little gas masks,

because you never know.

What's that smell?

Perhaps the children are nervous

and need to release a little tension.

That's natural.

- Man, that is strong.

- Wow.

That actually smells

like gingerbread.

You kids feel dizzy?

My tongue is getting all puffy

and I see rainbows. Is that normal?

Granny?

The final

ingredient is never written down.

When you're a true Sister of the Hood,

you just know.

Luke, trust the Force.

What?

Oh, sorry about that.

Wrong hero quest.

Oh.

Macadamia nuts.

Now we know!

- Ja, Hansel.

- Ja, Gretel.

We're evil, we're evil.

Verushka! Be a dear and fetch us

a bag of... macadamia nuts.

No! Granny, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

The Super Truffle will now be complete!

Behold the Norwegian Black Forest

Feather Cake Truffle Divine!

Granny, I'm sorry. I really messed up.

Don't be silly, dear.

I'm proud of you.

You knew what that recipe needed.

Only a true Sister would know that.

No, I mean...

I shouldn't have tried

to do everything myself.

Now the HEA is gone,

and they've got the truffle,

and I didn't even rescue you.

I was just so worried about proving

I could live up to your example.

I'm sorry. I let you down.

Why, because things are

a little tough right now?

Gooseberries, child. I've been

in much worse situations than this.

You can still turn this around.

A person can never really fail

unless they give up.

You fell for our trickery

like a fish falls for water.

What have you done

with Wolf and Twitchy?

Hey, Twitchy, look over there.

- Help me get over there.

- Yeah! OK!

Must... gently... hit... buttons!

- Almost got it. Come on, little buddy.

- No, no, no!

Muffins.

We can't let them leave with those.

I'm sorry, but we have orders to fill

for every villain in the world.

Ja, the brochure went out weeks ago.

The truffle's power is,

sadly, temporary.

So they will just want more and more.

- And we will become the filthy rich!

- The filthy rich!

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