Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS. Evil Page #5

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I was a big pile of number two!

So I stole the great recipe,

and I spent the last 60 years

searching for the secret ingredient!

You really practiced this speech?

But then Hansel and Gretel

found me. Together we devised a plan

to kidnap you

and complete the truffle recipe.

My attempts to find the secret

ingredient were all failures!

Sure, I did produce a few other things.

A poison apple, a sleeping spell,

a way to turn men into frogs.

She's completely insane. You should see

what she's done to the cat.

Oh, that's disturbing on so many levels.

You don't have to be

like this, Verushka.

I'll never play second fiddle

to you again, Abigail.

I've been number two long enough.

Once I finally have the Super Truffle,

I will taste the sweet,

chocolaty victory

of being number one!

OK, all I need to do

is find this D.C.T. place.

How hard could that be?

Muffins!

I give up. I'll never find it.

Hey! Hoodie in the hood!

Got a dollar?

What? Who?

Hey, down here.

It's better to give than to receive.

So give me a dollar

and you'll feel better.

- No. I'm just looking for...

- Looking? A quest? I love... Ooh.

You work out? You are looking

for the big golden... No, wait.

The magic. You're looking

for the magic...

OK, I got nothing. What's on your mind?

My granny! She's out there somewhere,

and I'm totally out of clues.

Perhaps she's been turned into stone.

What? Turned to... How do you even

come up with that? Who says that?

- You get what you pay for.

- All I've got is this stupid tag.

- "D.C.T." You tried Dental Clown Tech?

- Yes! I've tried everywhere.

Yeah, yeah, it's tough.

Wait a second. Wait a second!

- Dark Castle Towers!

- Dark Castle?

My brothers and I used to live there.

Then there was this whole thing

with the farmer's wife and a clock.

- Can you show me?

- Sure. Follow me.

I thought I told you

to stay off my corner.

The journey there is long

and full of dangers.

Oh, no, there it is. My bad.

- Nicky, it's Red.

- Red!

- Good to hear from you.

- I need... That is...

- Is Wolf there?

- No, we haven't heard from him. Why?

- What's the trouble?

- Dark Castle Towers, that's what.

It's an old hotel

on South Castle Street.

I'm sure Granny and the kids

are in there.

- But it's really heavily guarded.

- And you need help to get them out?

No, no! I've totally got it.

No problemo.

- I just thought...

- I'll alert the squad leaders.

We'll have

a full rescue team there immediately.

- Give me as many details as you can.

- OK.

Oh, no!

What are we gonna do?

The whole HEA is going to be

at our front door, and our back door,

and our windows!

We're practically crawling with windows!

I think some of the windows

even have little doors...

Stop! Chill out.

Ja, ja. Chill a pill and then take one.

We have always known that the Happily

Ever After Agency would be a threat.

- Our forces are already in place.

- Lesson four:

Eliminate your obstacles.

Eliminate? But what do you mean?

Send in the pigs!

Good work, Red.

That's the break we were looking for.

- What?

- Nicky? Is everything all right?

Uh, I'm not sure. Stand by.

- Ops, status report.

- Sir, we are being attacked!

Nicky, what is it? What's going on?

Red, we've got trouble.

Get all the sheep first!

- Take the frog!

- Red, save Granny!

Stop them from getting

the Super Truffle! You're on your own!

Nicky, are you OK? Hello?! Nick!

Filthy swine!

We're sorry, your

call cannot be completed as dialed.

Up next, carnivores

who abandon their partners

when they really need them.

Cowards or complete dirtbags?

Now, that's where

I disagree with you, Tony.

Wolves are just plain untrustworthy.

Isn't that right, Mr. Pig?

Coming up next,

Shark Week.

Because as bad as sharks are,

they're still not wolves.

- He's dead, Jim.

- But how the...?

Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor,

not a doc... All right.

Well, I'd say he was abandoned

by an unreliable partner,

just when he needed one most.

Hey, Twitch. I know this whole mess

with Red is probably bugging you.

You wanna talk about it?

Um... Hello?

Wolf! Hey! Good to see you!

Wait a minute. OK, guys. See you later.

Thanks for stopping by.

Come on in!

Nice place you got here. Smaller.

That's good, saves you money

so you can get a good stereo.

I'd buy one, you know,

but my trailer's bigger.

[# Dan Myers:
"Little Squirrel

You know, Twitchy, I... Oh, boy.

I've been thinking.

Could you turn the music down

for a second?

I been thinking about Granny and Red.

And I was wondering,

did I do the right thing?

Wolf, I have been waiting

for you to say that!

You gotta get back in the game!

The HEA needs you!

You got mad skills! Red needs you!

Nah, she doesn't need me.

Doesn't need you? Doesn't need you?!

Red is out there looking

for her granny all alone,

and she needs your help,

even if she won't admit it.

You are dropping some

hard science on me.

Word.

Hey, Wolf!

It's the Three Little Pigs, man.

- Remember us?

- Yeah!

We're here to huff and puff

and blow your house up!

Sooie!

- He went up in smoke.

- Look at the colors.

Too bad for the big barbecued wolf

his life didn't have more meaning.

What do you mean by that, pork pie?

It did have meaning.

- Who...

- ... said...

- ... that?

- Wait, is it a bad sign

- I used the past tense?

- Help me!

- We blew up the wrong house again.

- His every breath mocks us.

That's not good.

A little faster, Twitchy.

Huh?

- Hey, is it busted?

- No, no, no! It can't be broken!

- We just used it.

- This is why everybody hires

- the Three Bears.

- No, wait, wait! This is it.

- See?

- Hey, wait! Where'd they go?

Look, they're trying to get away.

Not by the hair

on my chinny chin chin!

Oh, muffins.

Double muffins.

- How did you make them so mad?

- It's a long story.

I'll tell you later.

- One wolf en fuego, coming up.

- Look out!

This little wolfie went to pieces!

- You missed again.

- Will you stop swerving?

It's ruining my aim!

Can't help it.

I can't see the road, man.

That loco lobo is liquidated.

They're gaining on us. Whoa!

Say hello to my little friend.

Hasta la vista, Wolfie.

# Oh, I was traumatized in the city

Yes, I was

# So I ran far from the city

Just because

# So I'll be safe and unaffected

While I work on convalescing

# 'Cause nothing unexpectedly,

emotionally crippling

# Or intensely physically painful

can happen to me here

# I say nothing... #

- Whoa!

- Sooie!

Oh, no! No good! Aah!

Hey. Do you guys hear something?

Great news! My doctor says

I'm gonna live!

- Uh... Freeze.

- Power to los puercos.

Oh, yeah.

Muffins.

Oh, no!

Red? Nicky? Is anyone here?

Boys, thank goodness you're all right.

- Mr. Flippers! You OK?

- I've been better.

- But I'm still hopping.

- Wow, Nick, what happened?

They hit this place with everything

they had. We never had a chance.

- What happened to you boys?

- It's was pigs, Mr. Flippers!

It was pigs with knives and guns

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