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Mom, what kind of drink lives on a tree?

Let me watch the soap first.

Mom, you're such a bore!

OK, Tiger beer.

Wrong!

A Cola bear... it

lives on a tree.

Hey Mai.

Can I hit on you?

Holy Smoke! Isn't Poo coming too?

That bugger? He's got plenty of girls.

He must be enjoying one of them right now.

I see.

And this bike can only take one passenger.

I choose her carefully...

it's reserved only for the one!

Go easy, don't let me get thrown off.

Hang tight then. To make

sure, you can just hug me.

For your own safety.

Nana

- Mai, March 23rd

Let's go sing karaoke together sometime.

Do you think it's OK for us to

be alone in such a dark room?

You have to think of your reputation.

Look, Nana.

If you want my number, give me

your first, then I'll ring you.

Since when did I want your number?

I think I hear your heart asking for it.

OK. Give me your cell.

Here it is.

Can I sweet-talk you every day?

Pervert! I've got a husband and kid!

Crazy hag!

Hey dumbass.

Look, I had to have her

mother's number first.

I'm Thai, I respect seniority.

Don't be a smart-ass.

Nana.

Don't answer any calls

from numbers you don't know.

There're perverts out there.

I never gave my number to strangers,

but those pervs still got me.

I'm not a drinker.

But since a girl broke your heart today,

let's get pissed!

Drink up!

As an expert who's been through

thick and thin in romance,

trust me, the world is

full of prettier women.

Let's get pissed!

I wouldn't give a rat's ass over

that girl. She's got no tits.

Drink up!

Where there's love,

you can count on a fag.

Drink up!

But don't get heartbroken too often.

Or we'll spend a fortune on whisky.

Let's get pissed!

This magic glass...

It keeps refilling itself.

Whisky is bad for your health, pal.

But I want to sing Happy Hurt Day

to you. To Joe, the spurned lover.

Drink up!

Let's get pissed!

Watch out. I am a

loser I'm not the chosen one!

I told you not to get drunk.

Just spew your heart out! Not

just your heart, my man.

Spew your heart and your guts

out so you can forget her!

Sh*t, I don't want to see his

guts coming out of his gob!

A simple sentence we always hear is

"Wo Ai Ni",

meaning "I love you".

If you want to make it into a question,

add "ma" at the end.

"Ma" is equivalent to a question mark.

Let's try, how do you say

"Do you love me?"

Ni Ai Wo Ma

Very good!

Wo Ai Ni...

I love you.

Wo Ai Papa.

I love dad.

Wo Ai Mama.

I love mom.

Wo Ai Yeye.

I love grandpa.

Wo Ai Nainai.

I love grandma.

Wo Ai Waikong.

I love grandpa.

Wo Ai Waipo.

I love grandma.

(April 13. Yeah! I'll finally meet Titee!)

I love a refrigerator.

I love the stairs.

I love a lamp.

I love grandpa. I love grandma.

I love dad. I love mom.

I love...

a trash bin.

I love you.

Waiter. Can you take a photo for us?

Hang on! Can I borrow the flashlight?

Ready... 123.

Thanks.

What are you doing?

I'll MMS you.

Give me your number?

Holy Cow!

"Hurry up, I'll go for

a kill next time"... Mai.

What are you doing?

- I... I...

- What?

I wanna... I wanna hold your hand.

Don't be funny.

Nana.

What now?

A guy gave you the band-aid?

No guy.

My mom put it on me.

"Cheater!! You stole my band-aid gag!"

Do you own the right for that?

You prick!! Wait till my turn then!

Is your mother in good health?

Liver.

Is your liver in good health?

Is your liver in good health?

Grandma.

We're leaving.

(Souvenirs for your loved ones)

Hello.

Where are you now?

This color is nice.

Look at this.

Yeah, look.

It's pretty.

Smell nice?

- Yes, it is.

- Let me try.

This is for eyebrows.

Let me see.

Hi Cee.

I bought you some bamboo coconut

rice. This is from the best shop.

Joe, I don't want it.

It's nothing. I've bought it for you.

I told you I don't want

it. I don't want it.

Hello.

Hey S is throwing a party

at Y50. Are you coming?

No, I don't think so. I'm busy.

What? You're not free

to get wrecked with us?

Why are you so f***ing busy?

I'm going to Trang.

You said you'd be going tomorrow?

You miss your girl that much?

Just a little.

I help... I help.

Kung!

You know who's sitting across from me?

A Jap chick!

Great tits... So sexy... A

porn stuff made flesh!

Sh*t man! Hotter than your hot DVDs!

Really

Gosh she is so doable!!

Let's talk later.

Thank you

Thank you very much.

Do you understand Thai?

Can you helping me the bags?

Oh, the bags! Is OK!

Wanna eat Pad-thai?

- Delicious

- Delicious

Pad-thai.

Pad-thai?

Delicious

What's your name?

Me?

Oi.

No Oi.

A-O-I

A-O-I?

- Aoi.

- Aoi.

Aoi.

Hi what are you doing?

No, I'm doing nothing.

I'm just home. And I only miss you.

You're the king of cliches.

But why is it so noisy at your house?

Must be the sound from TV. I guess.

Have you packed?

No hurry, I can do it tomorrow.

That's so you. You're

going to miss the train.

Nual, I have to go take

a sh*t. Talk to you later.

It's OK. I have to start the show now too.

Talk to you soon.

Girl friend?

Oh no! Friend...

Just friend.

Aoi? Where are you going?

Pha-ngan Island.

Huh?

Pha-ngan Island. I want

to go to full moon party.

Oh, Pha-ngan.

- Pha-ngan.

- Pha-ngan.

Is it great?

I don't know, I never go

to full moon party before.

Eaa? Really?

It's the must before you die.

Does your mom love you?

Mom loves me.

Is your mom in good health?

Is your mom in good health?

My mom is healthy.

My mom is healthy.

Is your liver in good health?

Is your liver in good health?

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

You...

You...

Your mother...

Where is mom? I wanna find her.

Where is mom? I wanna find her.

Where is mom? I wanna find her.

Brother

Come on, brother.

Where are you going? I couldn't found you.

Let's go home.

Let's go.

Titee!

Keep the change.

Just now I've got an update

which is also very bad

news for a lot of you.

Taiwanese pop-idol Titee, or Li Jin Jia,

has cancelled his concert

unexpectedly.

Sources report that his company

in Taiwan couldn't finalize

the deal with a Thai organizer.

- It's such a shame.

- Indeed it is.

It's unlikely that he'll

ever give a concert here.

His fan clubs are now very depressed.

But still, they have

to keep their hopes up.

Maybe he'll make it

here one of these days.

(April 13. Yeah! I'll finally meet Titee!)

Whoa.

Your sister is real head case.

- She puts up an

exhibition in her bedroom?

- Yeah, an exhibit.

Wait, you can't go in there, that's China.

You don't have a visa.

Whoa, she looks like a circus clown.

I think your sis needs professional help.

Why don't you take her

to an acupuncturist?

Titee's wife wouldn't

love him so passionately.

Ae. I've got to go. I

have something to do.

I'll walk you out.

Ae, why don't you tell

us your sister is home?

She's got us spooked.

I don't dare to come back

if your sis is around.

Hi.

I...

You love mom.

Does mom love you?

Is your mom in good health?

You love mom. Does mom love you?

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