Horrible Bosses Page #12

He's filmed a lot of Hollywood hits.

You are a sick little bastard.

You are a sick little bastard.

Shut the f*** up for a second.

Julia, shut the f*** up for a second,

all right?

Now, here's what's gonna happen, okay?

I'm going to take a very nice, very expensive

two-week vacation with my fiance.

Let's call it a honeymoon, all right?

And you are gonna pay for it.

Then I'm going to return

to a rape-free workplace, all right?

Because if you so much as look

at my sexy little ass, Julia...

...I will have yours locked the f*** up...

...you crazy b*tch whore!

Ah, that felt good.

How's the hair? Is it good, is it great?

It's not as bad as his, is it?

I had no idea that you called

your grandmother "Gam Gam."

Calm down!

Oh!

Holy sh*t. He went out the door.

This place is awful. It's like

The Sharper Image took a sh*t in here.

Five. Forty, with the briefcase.

Oh, shut up about the briefcase.

Gonna put that "briefcabe" up my ass.

I'm gonna put that briefcase up my ass!

A dancin' girl

- You're good? He's good.

- Yeah, I'm okay.

Or else little Stacy here's

gonna get a little peek...

...at my photo album.

One more. Let's fix this.

Have you ever in your life

seen this much co--?

Pee, pee, pee, pee on the--

Let's--

Now I'm sneezing dust bunnies.

Is that diabetes?

I'm a pharmacist, not a doctor.

Is that my brain?

Take my temperature.

Have you any, uh, roofies?

I want a lollipop.

Do you like karaoke?

Do you have MDMA?

I'll suck your d--

Sh*t happens.

What is your projected outside date

of completion, Motherf***er?

Give me that again.

-Oh, hi! Hi! Hello.

- Hi.

Come on, what are you--?

Wouldn't mind bending her over a barrel

and showing her the 50 states.

I don't know what that means.

- It's a phrase.

- I don't think so.

Yeah, it is. It certainly is.

Yeah, it definitely is.

- Really?

- Yeah, it's from a movie.

Uh-uh.

It is now.

Beautiful.

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