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the best f***ing weapon

known to mankind!

F***ing get some, baby! Yeah!

Ladies and gentlemen, we've only

got 55 of these AK-47s left.

We've got to get rid of them!

You know, I don't wanna have to

put these in the trunk

of my car when I leave here

and try and drop them off

at a township somewhere, no!

These things have to go!

There you go, baby.

Do you wanna hold that

and show them how you shoot?

Now, look at this.

Now, you just aim down.

There you go, baby!

There you go!

Get some! F*** you!

When you absolutely positively

must kill every motherf***er

in the room,

this is the only

weapon of choice.

Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Yeah, we just sold

another five of those.

You could shoot someone

about 1,000 yards with this

and still take

their f***ing arm off.

That's just

the way it works, eh!

Now, this is the way I prefer

to... give me that there, baby.

This is the way I prefer

to shoot, yeah?

You're gonna take these

and you're gonna f***ing blow

some f***ing people's head off!

Yeah, like that!

F***ing get some!

F***ing get some!

And I said, you know,

"cointreau is

for flambing bananas,"

but they were drinking it!

Oh, goodness. Horrible!

Well, to bring it back

to a conclusion,

I think everything has gone

most satisfactorily,

Mr. and Mrs. Munro,

and I really don't have

any other questions.

It just remains for me

to ask Auden

if you have anything to add,

young man?

C*nt.

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