Hot Shots! Part Deux Page #3

boy, that's just fine #

#Let's get excited #

# We just can't hide it #

#No, no, no #

#I'm about to lose control,

and I think I like it #

# Oh, yeah #

#I'm so excited #

#And I just can't hide it #

#No, no, no, no, no #

#I know, I know,

I know, I know #

#I know I want you #

#I want you #

# Ooh, ooh #

# Ooh, boy #

#I'm so excited #

#And I just can't hide it #

#No, no, no, no, no #

#I know, I know,

I know, I know #

#I know I want you #

#I want you #

[Squeaking Noise]

[Squeaking]

Ahh... ahh...

aah!

#I'm so excited #

# What you do to me #

#I just can't hide it #

# You've got me burning up #

#I'm about to lose control

and I think I like it, yeah #

#I'm so excited ##

Yippee!

Yahoo!

Yippee-kai-ai-yay!

Whoo!

And in an emotional address

at the state capital...

Nebraska governor Paul Burmaster

made a public apology

for his state being so flat.

Where are you?

I don't know.

What's wrong?

My arm's asleep.

No, something else.

My leg, too.

No, please, you can tell me.

Well...

Topper?

I have to wee-wee.

Look, I told myself

last night was just

going to be last night.

I guess I never counted

on finding a guy so deep...

so sensitive.

I've fallen for you, Topper.

I've fallen for you big time.

There's someone else,

isn't there?

No idea what you mean.

Women sense

these things, Topper.

I said there's no one.

I'm fine.

I know about Ramada, Topper.

I read your dossier.

She must be quite a woman.

And what if she was?

Was?

Last call for train 590

for Glendale, San Francisco,

and Honolulu.

Board!

Board!

Oh!

Unhh!

I told you!

Warned you twice!

Harley!

Topper Harley?

Over here.

[Thunder]

I cannot go with you

or ever see you again.

Just believe that I love you.

You must be brave, my darling.

This card is printed

on recycled paper.

[Thunder]

- Hey, hey!

- What th-

- Aah!

Sergeant, pick that up!

Someone could trip over it.

Which one of you

is Michelle Huddleston?

She is.

I'm glad you're here.

We just learned the hostages

are being moved.

I'm Commander Arvid Harbinger.

I'm running this show.

I'm sorry, Commander.

Presidential orders.

Lieutenant Harley

and I are in charge now.

Any questions?

No, ma'am.

Harley. I've been there.

I've seen the enemy.

If you're not ready,

you won't make it.

I've fired a couple of guns.

I'll assemble the men,

with your permission.

Gentlemen...

Ms. Huddleston, CIA,

and Lieutenant Topper Harley.

We're working for them.

Williams...

COMSI NC PAC RAMSE M-O-S-92 H-TAC OFFSPEC

PADDYWHACK.

Paddywhack?

Give a dog a bone, sir.

Of course.

Rabinowitz, demolition.

I'm looking forward to

blowing something up for you, sir.

I'm looking forward

to your explosions.

Gentlemen, Commander Harbinger

has just advised me

that we have 11 hours

to free the prisoners.

After that, we may lose

them forever.

This is the prison camp area.

It is heavily fortified...

but they'll never expect

an attack from the jungle.

Your contact,

code name Benchpress...

will lead you to the camp.

I'll be there to meet you

at the rendezvous point.

Good luck.

Topper!

Topper, I know we haven't

had much time together...

but when you go into battle...

I'd like you to take

something of mine with you.

Your lucky mole.

Aah.

Topper.

What are you reading?

Great Expectations.

Is it any good?

It's not all I hoped for.

Know what I'm going to do

if we make it?

I'm going to go back

to Eagle River

and marry my gal Edith May.

Gonna get us a nice little place

with a white picket fence...

you know the kind...

Two-car garage,

maybe a fishing boat.

And in 15 years,

when they're all paid for...

I'll set my charges,

blow the sh*t out of them.

Got a girl, Topper?

Painter to Sky King.

No parents in sight.

Party is on.

Green, green, green...

hook up!

Geronimo!

Geronimo!

Me!

Aah!

Aah!

Ah! Whoo!

[Engine Revs]

[Engine Revs]

[Engine Catches]

[Saw Buzzes]

Aaah!

Ooomph!

Thanks, brothers.

Ow.

[Ssss]

Hyah!

[Choking]

Urghh.

Jeez.

Stop it.

Ramada.

Topper.

Why are you here?

This is Benchpress,

our contact.

I didn't know.

You know each other?

Yes. Yes, we do.

It's been a long time.

Let's see.

The last time we met...

was the Flurvian Sea.

You remembered.

I remember every detail.

The sky was blue.

You wore gray.

I was in chiffon.

Oh, Topper,

there's so much to say.

You're as beautiful

as the day you dumped me.

You've changed.

That beauty mark.

It was a...

It was a gift.

It's all very touching,

but this is no time to reminisce.

If we're not at

the rendezvous point in seven hours...

we'll miss our pick-up.

It's your show, hero.

Let's move out.

Follow me.

We're late.

I know a shortcut.

The meat's smoking.

Shut up.

Let's take it off the grill.

Leave me alone,

would you?

Frank, you're drunk again.

Whose fault is that?

This is the best way

to the prison compound.

They're used to

seeing fishing boats

so they won't be suspicious.

There are clothes

in the wheelhouse.

[Topper]

Somebody once wrote...

"Hell is the impossibility

of reason. "

That's what this place

feels like. Hell.

I hate it already...

and it's only been a few hours.

I'm so tired.

We get up at 5:
00...

First I thought they'd

handed me the wrong dossier.

I couldn't believe

they wanted this man dead.

Third generation

West Point...

top of his class,

Korea, airborne...

about a thousand

decorations, etc., etc.

I loved you in Wall Street.

[Beeping Morse Code]

Satellite reconnaissance

indicates an enemy patrol boat

is heading for our people.

Send the alert.

Hello, lucky.

Hello, lucky.

Report my signal.

Report my signal. Over.

Hello. George, Mike, Walter,

strength 3. Over.

Recon reports Indians

on the warpath

in your area. Over.

Ain't no Indians

around here. Over.

Do not take literally.

Repeat... do not take literally.

The vultures are circling

the carcass. Repeat...

The vultures are

circling the carcass. Over.

I see a couple gulls, but...

The pit bull is out of the cage.

The crips are raiding

the liquor store.

Hey, you yanking my crank?

If they come by

and see a woman

they'll know

we're masquerading.

Only men are allowed

to do the fishing.

Topper...

why did you have

to come here now?

Of all the missions

in all the jungles in all the world

you had to come

walking into this one.

I tried to stay away.

I thought I would

never see you again

that you were out of my life.

But it's a sequel.

I had to come.

Do you have any idea

what the critics will say?

Same warmed-over

characters...

Stop it. You're only using

this whole casting thing

as an excuse... to hide

what's really hurting you.

Hurts? Maybe. Once.

But I knew

this day would come.

I knew you'd come

crawling back...

begging for forgiveness...

groveling, sniveling...

pleading for another chance.

Sorry, sweetheart,

but this all-day sucker

is down to the soggy

white stick.

No, Topper,

you don't understand.

I'm married.

I was married before

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