Hot Tub Time Machine Page #11

of printing up some Lougle maps for you.

- You mean "Google"?

- Lougle maps.

What's the matter with you guys?

F*** me.

So, Phil, if you wanna find,

you know, like porno

or a restaurant review

or anything like that, you use Lougle?

Correct.

I bet he's on the Statue of Liberty

and sh*t, too.

You want me to go in there?

That's what it says on the map.

Call me later.

Hello.

Welcome back, Mr. Webber.

How was your time away?

Uh...

Hey, how was the trip?

Good.

Letting the days go by

Let the water hold me down

Letting the days go by

Water flowing underground

Into the blue again

After the money's gone

Once in a lifetime

Water flowing underground

Motherf***er.

Nick?

Baby, how was your weekend?

I wasn't expecting you today.

Baby. Baby. I got something to tell you.

I know about what you did

with a guy named Steve.

Steve? Our receptionist?

That Tyrese-looking

motherf***er out there?

Baby, wait a minute.

What are you talking about?

You think I'm fooling around?

First of all, I would never screw around.

And you remember I told you

about that crazy wrong number

I got when I was nine.

- That man was so...

- I love you, Courtney.

I love you so much.

I love you, too, Nick Webber.

Nick Webber?

That's your name.

Yeah, it is my name.

- Yeah.

- You know my name. Say it again.

Nick

- Webber.

- Yeah.

Grab that. I'll take this one.

Hey, Mom. I made you a drink.

Is there alcohol in that?

Yeah, I believe

there's still alcohol in scotch.

Talk about your lost weekend, huh?

I know, right? Man.

Hey, family.

What are you faggots talking about?

My two handsome men.

Let me get you another drink, Dad.

Daddy's little buddy.

You know what I can't believe?

I can't believe we're all here.

I can't believe we all made it.

Made it together.

- A toast.

- A toast.

Approximately three days ago, or 20 years,

depending on your understanding

of the time-space continuum, Jacob,

sitting here with you guys

would have been my worst nightmare.

It's true.

But I can honestly say right now

I'm very happy to be right here

in this moment with you,

- my best friends.

- Hear, hear.

- To friends.

- And family.

All right. Cheers!

To past, present and future.

Cheers!

- So, "Lougle," huh?

- Yeah.

Lougle. Just this multibillion-dollar

thing I did for a while.

My real passion's music, though.

So pissed the band broke up.

Band? What band were you ever in?

You know I'm a dreamer

But my heart's of gold

I had to run away high

So I wouldn't come home low

Just when things went right

Doesn't mean they were always wrong

Just take this song

and you'll never feel

Left all alone

Take me to your heart

Feel me in your bones

Just one more night

And I'm coming off this

long and winding road

I'm on my way

I'm on my way

Home sweet home

Tonight, tonight

I'm on my way

I'm on my way

Home sweet home

You know that I've seen

Too many romantic dreams

Up in lights

falling off the silver screen

My heart's like an open book

For the whole world to read

Sometimes nothing keeps me together

at the seams

I'm on my way

I'm on my way

Home sweet home

Yeah

I'm on my way

Just set me free

Home sweet home

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