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House Arrest Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1996
- 108 min
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and caviar dreams.
- We'll look forward to joining you...
- Incoming!
- ... on the next edition of...
- This way, my friend.
Hey, guys.
Everything okay?
- Everything is just groovy.
- Fine.
Well, listen.
I brought some company.
I think we can help her.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm Cindy Figler, Brooke's mom.
I'm here for the emergency
PTA meeting.
Come on in. Everybody's downstairs.
Cool.
Hello. My daughter says there's
some kind of health problem at school.
- Yeah, lice.
- Lice?
I don't understand.
Isn't that some disease
from the Middle Ages?
Hi.
Everybody's right down here. Go ahead.
That way.
That's your mom?
Is this the PTA meeting?
Mom.
Brooke, don't call me Mom.
I have a name. What is it?
What is it?
- Cindy.
- Thank you.
- Fresh meat.
- Excuse me.
What seems to be the problem here?
- We've been kidnapped, honey.
- Kidnapped?
My name is Gwenna.
This is my husband, Donald.
Everybody, let's get started.
We're going to start group therapy.
What? Group therapy?
That's funny. You're gonna need
physical therapy when I'm done.
What's going on?
- You understand me?
- We'll explain it to you.
Mom, you dress like me,
you look like me, you talk like me,
you say "cool," Mom.
Not group therapy.
It was a nice try.
Now.
Does anybody
wanna play some football?
Guys!
All right, there's no need to shout.
relate to children as adults and peers.
I think if we talk to them very calmly...
Watch this. Brooke, honey.
- Come here.
- Go deep.
Brooke, it's Cindy.
Obviously, you're feeling confused
about something.
Brooke, darling.
This way.
Hey, Barndoor. Incoming.
This way!
- Dude!
- Why did you do that?
Shut up, okay? Everybody just shut up,
and listen for a second.
Come on, Groves. You don't...
Your parents are here because
you guys said they needed help.
Now you could just care less.
You're too busy playing football
or watching TV or having some party.
Who died and made you housemom?
I've got news for all of you.
This was my idea, remember?
It's not a joke, and it's not a party.
I'm not doing this to impress anybody.
You got that, Matt?
Or are you too busy kissing up to T. J?
Well, what's wrong with that?
Go ahead.
Beat me up.
T.J., let him go.
"T.J., let him go."
From now on, you're gonna start
to listen to what I have to say.
Or I'm gonna let all the parents out.
Come on.
You're such a bully.
Dude, let him go.
You guys heard the man.
Now, let's listen up.
Okay. First order of business.
We gotta clean the house. After that,
we're going to make
this group therapy thing work.
But, Grover, how are we going
to get them to listen to us?
I've got an idea.
Don't hover over me.
You made me drop the Adam's apple.
I'm sorry, Vic. My God, it's just a game.
They've been vacuuming up there
for over an hour.
I hope they haven't stained my carpet.
What do you use?
I dab a little detergent.
Then I sprinkle
Does that blot?
Hello. What is this, vacation?
We're being outwitted by a bunch
of snot-nosed kids. Come on.
There's gotta be a way out of here.
Excuse me, I'm not sure
who elected you mayor of the basement
but this is my house,
and I also happen to be an architect,
every nook and cranny...
Of course.
- What?
- The laundry chute.
Do you remember
when we bought the house,
there was a laundry chute that went
from our bedroom to the basement?
You closed it 'cause you were scared
the kids would fall through.
- It's under the drywall.
- The laundry chute!
Where are the plans?
Now we're going up the laundry chute.
Even marry your own brother?
He's not my brother. He was
my brother, but he's my husband now.
Hi. You don't happen to have
a cigarette, do you?
Yes. As a matter of fact, I do.
I have one cigarette
that I've carried in my purse
ever since I quit smoking five years ago.
Any time I get the urge, I pull it out,
and I look at it, and I say,
"Who's stronger, you or me?"
That cigarette...
That's so good. Good for you.
- Thanks.
- Can I have it?
No. It has sentimental value.
Don't label them all, all right?
This crap's labeled, these aren't.
- I just...
- Found it!
- Found it.
- Got it!
Good. Now we're getting somewhere.
Okay. Here we go. Let's see.
Watch out.
Stop that, Grover.
Watch out.
Grover, what are you...
- Is that a camera?
- It has a camera for a head.
Testing. Testing. Testing.
Five, four, three, two...
Hello, and welcome
live from up above.
These are my assistants.
We are here to help you.
Oh, my God.
Did you say something, Mom?
Yeah, the holes.
If you're mad about the holes,
don't worry.
I promise, it may take 30 years
but I'll pay you back for them.
Okay, everybody, let's get started.
- Mrs. Finley, please move the TV...
- I've had enough.
...under the camera, everybody make
a semicircle around the TV
and we'll begin with a little music
to remind us of better days gone by.
Remember this one?
One, two, three, four.
No. We're not just getting started,
we're finishing.
It's ending, it's over right now! Finito!
Pull it up!
- Faster!
- Teddy, Jimmy. Pull it up.
I hate that song.
That was our song.
Well, how am I supposed
to remember that?
- I gotta get out of here.
- It was.
Everyone is going to participate, Dad.
And why's that, son?
Well, because if you don't,
we won't feed you. Then,
we'll shut off the water, which means,
once you flush that toilet,
your drinking water's gone.
- You wouldn't.
- Of course he wouldn't.
Oh, yes, we would, Louise.
Now, move the TV.
Come on, help me move the TV.
It will start out easy.
I promise, it won't be hard.
When we're through,
we'll have a little lunch.
- Maybe.
- How's that?
You know, my son's got a point.
T.J., I just wanted to say...
- What's wrong?
- What's the matter?
What's happening?
- Help!
- Do something!
- What do we do?
- Stacy, call 911!
Breathe in his mouth!
Dad, cut it out. Everyone sit down,
and let's get this thing going.
- Please.
- He's trying to breathe on his own.
- Get off me.
- It worked.
He's alive. Did you see that? He's alive.
Cool.
- That just wasn't funny at all.
- At least I tried.
Okay. Everybody,
settle down.
settle down.
I think that the kids
have a very good idea here.
It's obviously important to them,
and I think that we should cooperate.
I certainly don't want
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, I think my wife is right.
Why don't we get in that circle thing,
that they were saying?
Good, good, good. Okay.
Okay, let's start out easy,
by going down the line,
and saying our names and occupations.
We'll start on Dad's end. Dad?
Dad.
Ned Beindorf.
I'm an architect.
I work at Mitchell Engineering.
Or at least I did.
Oh, me? I'm Cindy Figler.
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