House II: The Second Story Page #3

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over for Halloween.

I forgot. Sorry.

Enjoy!

Hey, Biff, how you doin'?

Hey, get over here!

(loud honky-tonk music and chatter)

- Guess who.

- Rochelle!

- Long time no see.

Oh.

(loud honky-tonk music and chatter)

- Uh, Kate...

- It's been so long since I've seen you.

- Yeah, it sure has.

- Excuse me, we need

to talk about something.

(laughter and chatter)

- How long you out here for?

(energetic bluegrass music)

- Like a week.

(energetic bluegrass music)

- [Gramps] Yee-haw!

(laughing)

(energetic bluegrass music)

- Would you hold this

trash for a minute?

- Sure.

- You look great.

- Now, I know some

people down in Hollywood.

- [Jesse] Charlie! Charlie.

- What?

- Look, Gramps.

What is he doin'?

- [Charlie] It looks like

he's about to score.

- [Jesse] Yeah, but

how did he get up here?

- Will you relax?

It's Halloween, he blends right in.

All right, Gramps!

Go for it, pal!

(laughing)

(energetic bluegrass music)

Hey, excuse me, will ya?

Hey! (shouting)

- Isn't he great?

- Yeah, he's an old friend...

from way back.

(mystical music)

(ominous music)

(growling)

(laughing and chatting)

(intense music)

- Hey, excuse me!

- [Voiceover]

What's his problem?

- Hey!

- Hey, watch it.

(growling)

(grunts)

(groaning)

(groans)

(growling)

(mystical music)

(suspenseful music)

- Jesse?

- Uh-huh?

- Um, can I talk to you?

- [Jesse] Go ahead.

(suspenseful music)

- Out in back?

- Sure.

- I'll meet you there.

- Okie dokie.

(suspenseful music)

Hey.

- You better pack your ass

in a suitcase

and head for Panama.

(growls)

- You jerk!

- [Jesse] Ow!

(growls)

- I knew it was Rochelle all along!

- Hey, hey, oh, no!

- [Kate] Stupid fool!

- [John] Katie, honey.

- [John] Take it easy.

No, no, wait, please.

(Katie shrieking)

(John mediating)

(mystical music)

- [Barbarian] Ooh.

(thunder claps)

- No! Charlie, stop him!

(growling)

- Hold it!

(growling)

Stop! Stop!

(growling)

(intense music)

(suspenseful music)

(slams)

(animals cooing and squawking)

(slams)

- Charlie, there's a jungle in there.

- Get you something---

(Kate hyperventilating)

- Valium! Get me Valium!

- Yeah.

(hyperventilating)

- Whiskey, get me whiskey.

I need the skull.

Without it, I'm a goner for sure.

Don't let him get away.

- Gramps, there's a jungle upstairs.

- And he took it in there.

He's from the Stone Age, kid.

You gotta stop him.

Don't worry, he's a pushover.

- Gramps, I don't think you understand.

There is a jungle!

- Jesse, in the wrong hands that

skull could cause trouble.

Now go.

(suspenseful music)

- [Jesse] Charlie.

(knocking)

Charlie?

- [Charlie] Hey!

(screams)

(laughing)

- Charlie, don't sneak up

behind me like that.

- Well, I just happened to have this

in the truck of the car.

Never know when you're

gonna need one in a pinch, huh?

(laughs)

- What is it?

- This is an Uzisemi-automatic

firing weapon.

- Charlie, this is a machine gun!

- So?

- So...

so what about me?

What do I get?

- I only had the one Uzi,

you know, but...

got one of these.

- What do I do with this,

light cigars?

- No, you shoot people with it.

Duh.

Okay.

(clear throat)

On the count of three

you're gonna kick the door open,

run in there blindly,

and I'll cover you, okay?

- Guy with the big gun goes first.

- Okay.

(sighs)

Ready?

- [Jesse] Yeah.

- [Jesse] One, two...

- [Charlie] One, two.

- [Charlie]

Just hold on, hold on.

(Uzi clacking)

Not yet.

(clears throat)

- [Jesse] One, two...

- [Charlie] One, two...

- [Jesse] Three!

- [Charlie] Three!

(screaming)

(gunshots firing)

- Where are you at, scumbag!?

(gunshots firing)

(screaming)

(animals screeching)

(suspenseful music)

(animal screeching)

(gasps)

(screams)

- What are you doing!?

- [Charlie] Makin' sure

you're not dreamin'.

(dramatic music)

(dinosaur roaring)

(dinosaur roaring)

(suspenseful music)

- Charlie.

(mystical music)

Nobody's home.

What do we do?

We need a plan.

- Yeah, let's get the skull

and get the hell outta here.

- Good plan.

(laughing)

(growling)

(intense music)

(growls)

(growls)

(clicks)

Thanks, Charlie.

(grunts)

Ooh!

Gently, please!

(growling)

(screaming)

(growling)

- Take your best shot.

(growling)

(screaming)

(whimpering)

(laughing)

(roaring)

(screaming)

Huh?

Coward!

Come back and fight like a man!

(suspenseful music)

(mystical music)

- Where'd he go?

- He ran away with histail

between his legs,

chicken sh*t barbarian!

(triumphant music)

- Charlie, we got it.

- All right!

- [Jesse] The skull is ours!

- [Charlie] The skull is ours!

(cheering)

(roaring)

- [Jesse] Oh, no. Oh, no.

(Uzi firing)

Come back! Wait!

- [Charlie] Hey, Jess!

Don't lose it!

(screeching)

- [Jesse] It's this one.

- Go on, hurry up.

(laughing)

Jess, don't worry.

If you fall, you'll die real fast.

- Thanks, Charlie.

(suspenseful music)

(animal grumbling)

(animal snarling)

(suspenseful music)

- You're doin' great, Jess!

Keep going! Ow!

(laughing)

What an idiot.

(Jesse groaning)

(screeching)

Sh*t.

(gasping)

- Ow!

Ow!

(screeching)

(panting)

Huh?

- Hey, Jess, lookin' good!

Wish I'd had a camera!

(laughs)

- Okay.

Nice bird.

(squawks)

Nice birdie.

(squawks)

Jeez.

(laughs)

(animal grumbling)

All right.

(squawks)

(growls)

- Come on, Jess.

(squawking)

- Let go!

(growling)

(loud squawking)

(growling)

- Jess!

(shouting)

(screeching)

Jess, you get outta there!

(screeching)

Come on! Come on, Jess!

(screeching)

(growling)

Jess, it's comin' back!

Kick it! Come on, get it!

Aw, come on!

(screeching)

(screaming)

- [Jesse] Catch me! Catch me!

(screeching)

Charlie, catch me!

(screeching)

- [Charlie] I got it.

- [Jesse] Catch me!

- [Charlie] I got you, Jess!

(screaming)

(crashing)

- What the hell was that?

- It sounded like a bomb.

- Why didn't you use the stairs?

- Charlie, Charlie, you all right?

(groaning)

(animal snarling)

- [Charlie] I guess it's...

(groans)

(screams)

- Jess, get him off me!

He's eatin' my leg!

He's eatin' my.

(screams)

Get it off me!

Jess, it's eatin' me alive!

(groaning)

(barking)

(laughing)

(barking)

- Charlie. Charlie!

(screams)

(barking)

(screams)

- Hey, hey.

(laughs)

(barks)

Hey, Jess, can we keep him?

- Well, who's gonna

take care of him, Charlie?

- I'll feed him,

change his water and stuff.

(screeching)

- Charlie, help me.

(screeching)

Charlie help me!

(barking)

- Don't forget the beer.

(screeching softly)

- [Jesse]

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

(grunts)

(screeching)

Get him.

(screeching)

- Hey, Jesse?

- Damn!

- Charlie, hi.

- Hi, John.

Lana.

(squawking)

- [Jesse] Easy. Easy.

Come on.

Come on, give it back.

There's nothin' to worry about.

- We heard a noise.

- Noise?

(muffled screeching)

(clanging)

Oh, oh, oh.

(Jesse bickering)

The really loud crashing noise.

- Yeah.

(laughing)

Yeah, pretty much that one, yeah.

- Got ya!

(screeching)

Give it.

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