House Party 3 Page #10

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Sorry. You go. Go ahead.

Well, I hear you're taking a job in Washington.

And you're getting married.

Veda is a lucky woman.

I wish you guys a lot of happiness.

Well, heh, I better get back to my grandparents.

Bye.

Heh, Kid,

I wish it had ended better between us.

Yeah. Me too.

She's better for you.

She'll give you what you need.

Yeah, heh, I guess you're right.

I will always love you.

Friends?

Heh, friends.

[CHUCKLES]

Ohh!

Didn't I tell you about Night Heat?

Yes.

I knew he was gonna work you.

He gave me, like, a whoo thing!

[LAUGHS]

Oh, got you.

Bye.

Bye.

[CHUCKLES]

Well, it's a good thing

I found out about this before it was too late.

KID:
No, wait the minute. You didn't see what you thought you saw.

What you thought you saw, you didn't really see.

Okay, save the jokes, Kid.

Look, you've got it all wrong. Okay?

Her grandparents are here

celebrating their anniversary in another suite.

I didn't know she was here. What are you talking about?

That's perfect. So you give her a kiss

on her grandparents' anniversary.

A kiss?

It was a "good-bye, have a nice life" kiss,

thank you. Look, you don't trust me? Fine!

This is what being married is gonna be about, huh?

You gonna do whatever anyway.

Time out! Time out!

Time out! Come on, man. Let's talk.

Come on! Come here.

He's gonna play me.

Uh-uh, uh-uh, he is not all that.

Girl, you were wrong.

Janelle, I just saw my man kissing his ex-girlfriend.

It was just a peck.

Yo, Kid, take time out, man,

turn this thing the other way around.

You would've drawn the same conclusion, man.

For the first time, I'm convinced

that this woman's gonna make you happy, man.

And you're ready to blow it?

Now, you say you love him.

If you really love him, Veda,

then you got to trust him, baby.

I got a lot invested in this wedding, man.

I'll be damned if it go down the tubes

over some misunderstanding

or I'm walking down the aisle with Veda myself.

That's all there is to it. Word up.

Come on, man. She wouldn't have you.

Heh. Sh*t.

Now, what you need to do is stop tripping

and take your big ass back down them stairs

and go get your man!

Hey, Kiddo.

I'm sorry.

[SIGHS]

Look, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have blown up at you.

[MOANS]

There you go. I've been looking all over for you guys.

Telephone, man.

Uncle Vester.

Oh, jeez.

Yeah.

Handle it.

Uncle Vester?

Kid, you better hurry up and get over here!

These boys got a party.

Everybody and their mama's here,

including the law.

Okay, all right. We'll be right there.

[BLOWS AIR]

Come over here bothering people,

trying to embarrass somebody.

Officers of the goddamn law!

What you wanna do? I ain't scared of you.

I ain't Rodney King. I'll get one of you.

[WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER DISPATCHER]

OFFICER:
1637 Blast Avenue.

That disturbance is now in control.

I'm gonna kill those little guys.

This is your house?

Uh, yes.

Party's got to stop. You're disturbing the peace.

Wait the minute. Hold on, Officer Evans.

Um, my man here, he's getting married tomorrow.

I'm just trying to send him off in style.

Um, could you, uh...

Heh, are you married?

Yeah.

Come on, man, think about it.

The night before you lost your freedom,

you realized that night, that's the last night

you gonna be hanging with your homeys,

chasing after the honeys.

No more nothing, man, just you,

the TV

and her.

Come on, man.

Come on.

You people have a nice evening.

Okay. Come on, man, let's talk.

I have a cousin that's a marriage counselor.

[]

I can't believe those little hard heads

could throw a hyper party than me and Play.

Oh, heh, wait for me, Janelle.

Party over here.

[GROANS]

It's 1:
00.

Do you know where your testicles are?

Where's my money?

We spent it.

Look, I'm getting married tomorrow.

You wouldn't hurt the family jewels?

Start cutting!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait a minute.

Whoa, whoa!

See, now, that's funky.

Now, who is that?

Uh, that's our new group Immature.

We just signed them.

We were getting ready to tell you to check them out.

Hey, hey, hey, and the other act as promised, my brother.

[YELLS]

Sex As A Weapon.

We got a deal?

Yeah. Deal.

Wait. I thought you signed with Cold-Blood Management.

Since we heard about what they did to those blind rappers,

we, uh, changed our mind.

That's right.

We can't be doing business with peoples,

hear me now, like that.

We don't like that.

SEX AS A WEAPON:
Mmm!

Yeah. Mmm!

Uh, okay, girls, go in there and use those weapons.

Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

PLAY:
Oh, that's two groups, Rowboat.

I guess you owe us now, huh?

Hook him up.

Yeah, hook me up.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Whoo.

See, man, I told you

I'd take care of everything, man.

It's the American way.

Look, congratulations, man.

That's for your honeymoon.

Excuse me boy, can I have my baby now?

You can have your baby now.

Uh, excuse me.

Hey, Kid, we know, we've been lots of trouble, so here.

Wow. Thanks a lot.

Unh.

That might be just enough to clean up

after this bachelor party of yours.

Hey, cuz. My 50 percent.

Sure. Let me get some change, man.

Can anybody bust up a dollar?

Yo, you wrong, man. I want my 50 percent, man.

I'll burn this place down, man.

[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

The D-most wreck in effect

House party set Catching rep on a mic check

Before we tear it up I turn And give my partner high five

Cause it's time To get live

So when I say make some You say noise

Make some

ALL:
Noise

Make some

ALL:
Noise

When I say make some You say noise

Make some

ALL:
Noise

Well, it's the Kid from Kid'N Play

Now that's a rap group I'm not that sup

But I'm living phat troop You looking that cute

The girl in the cat suit In my black coupe

Rhyming on the fat loops Oops

Feelin' great, pop the tape In the tape deck

And I'm-a catch wreck Then catch a fat check

Check what the heck Grab the mic for a mic check

Right before Your eyes equalize

With the goose neck Who's next

Who's gonna flex With the hype rhyme

I think it's my time I'm flowing like a pipeline

Going for the right sign Gonna have a fine time

Name up in neon Like Deon going prime time

Trying to score a touchdown Trying to make a slam dunk

Breakin' off a fat chunk 'Cause the track is mad funk

Niggas try to say I never gave back

Get ready For the payback

This a house party Black

So when I say make some You say noise

Make some

ALL:
Noise.

Make some

ALL:
Noise.

So when I say make some You say noise

Make some

ALL:
Noise.

Make some

ALL:
Noise.

P to the L-A-Y In the place to be

What's the matter, brother Didn't ya hear me, see

I'm the man That ya heard about

The fly dark skin brother Girls spread the word about

And when you wonder why I get sex more

You get vexed more 'Cause I'm the boy next door

And when ya smile and grin And then I go up in

And in a hour later I'm at it again, friend

And then I'm ready to go But you don't hear me though

And I'm-a bout to throw Just like Riddick Bowe

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