Housesitter Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1992
- 102 min
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- Or dressed.
- Whoops.
So I see you've already found
a spot to put your chair.
Oh, yes.
Well, I'm just trying it out.
Oh, what's that?
It's just a little something
to help you get started.
Oh no,
I really couldn't.
Wow!
After all,
he is our only son.
Let's go spend it.
Hi, Davis.
Hi.
Martin,
I've been thinking about the house
in Dobb's Mill, about selling it.
- Sell it.
- I could pay back everyone I owe money to.
I agree. Could you
take a look at this?
Keeping this house is like
hanging onto the past.
- The only entrance is through
the air conditioning duct.
I think it's preventing me from having
any real relationship with another woman.
Right, with
Denise or Patricia.
Or like
that waitress the other night.
- The one who didn't speak English?
- Very interesting woman.
- You've got people exiting
into a wall! - Uh-oh.
- Did you sleep with her?
- Oh, gee, you know...
Yes, and I woke up in the
middle of the night...
- completely tied up in knots.
- Okay!
No, I mean
as in anxiety.
And I did this horrible thing;
I left.
I know what it is, it's Becky.
I gotta close the book on that.
- I'm gonna sell the house.
- There you go.
We just talk and talk.
There's so much to talk about.
We have this amazing communication.
It's like Chinese food.
Excuse me?
- Like on Thursdays
and you can't deal with dinner?
He comes home with this
big bag of Chinese take-out.
It's just...
like he knew!
- That's amazing.
- I know, Chinese food. Can you stand it?
That's fabulous.
Are you finished
with that?
Mmm. Ooh,
that's good.
So, you were starting to tell me
how the two of you met.
Oh, right.
I'm crossing
Boylston street...
and this moron doing a right on red
plows right into me and then takes off.
- Were you hurt?
My nose was busted,
both cheekbones were cracked,
and the front of my jaw
was fractured.
They had me all taped up
like one of those mummies...
and all you could see were
my eyeballs and my lips.
- My God!
- So I'm in this hospital room...
and I'm sharing it with this woman
who works for an architectural firm.
Davis came in and
brought her balloons.
He felt sorry for me
on account of my being a mummy,
and he gave me
one of the balloons.
He came back the next day
to visit me,
then the next and
then the next.
It wasn't like a come-on
because he hadn't even seen my face.
It was just two people talking,
during which came out that...
I didn't have the insurance
to pay for the bill so he paid for it.
Davis did?
- How long were you in?
- Two weeks.
He's got all of his money in that house.
Oh, well, you know
he's an architect.
Yes, but he's just an associate.
It doesn't pay very much.
- You know, he got promoted.
- He has?
Mm-hmm, yeah.
They love him over at that firm now.
They do?
He's kicking big
architectural butt.
He takes me home from the hospital
and runs all these errands for me...
All this time,
he's never seen your face,
you're still
all wrapped up?
Oh, this is so Davis.
Then one night,
he kissed me.
And we started to...
well, you know.
Oooh.
Here I am in this mummy mask,
but it was incredible...
because I could be anyone.
Oh, God,
I can't tell you
how hot that made it.
and he hasn't even seen my face.
So what he proposes is,
which is of course what we did,
is we got married the next week
at the hospital.
When the chaplain said "You may now kiss
the bride," instead of lifting the veil,
the doctor
unwrapped the gauze.
And he saw me
for the first time.
And he looked at me...
and he smiled.
And then,
the rest.
Oh.
Yeah.
Woo, Katie!
Katie, Katie bo-badie
Banana-fanna fo-fadie
Fee-fi-foo, matie
Katie
Yeah! Ollie!
- Ollie, Ollie bo-ballie
Banana-fanna... - Hello?
What are you
doing here?
What am I doing?
What are you doing here?
Well, I, I got kicked out of my
apartment and had no place to go.
I would have called you except you never told
me where you lived or where your office was.
You're the waitress,
Gwen.
Well, excuse me but I thought
we'd been introduced.
No, I recognize you. It's just,
you were wearing that Hungarian garb.
I had to get out
of that place...
because Karol and I had
a real difference of opinion...
into my apartment unannounced...
put his hands while he was there.
- Didn't you have any friends
you could go to?
I'd only been in Boston 3 weeks.
All I had was that cute
drawing you did of this house.
I knew it was in Dobb's Mill and it was
just sitting here, not doing anything.
- Where did all of this furniture come from?
- Bigelows.
How did it get here?
Some furniture stampede?
- I'll pay you back.
- Pay me back?
Oh, Bobo, no.
Come on, honey.
The men are coming tomorrow
to put in the dog door.
- What is happening?
- If you'd just listen.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
All right.
I was hungry, okay?
I went to Keller's Market
to pick up some peanut butter...
- and that's where I overheard
Hazel telling Travis...
Whoa, whoa. Hazel?
- Hazel Byron.
- You know Mrs. Byron?
Yeah, your piano teacher?
Great gal.
I don't know if you heard
about her son, Stuey,
but oh, what he put
that poor woman through!
Go back to the store
where Mrs. Byron says to Mr. Keller...
Okay. She told him
to just put it on her account.
Charge the groceries
to me?
Well, I was hungry.
You gotta understand that.
How'd you get him
to do it?
I guess he was under the impression
that I was...
Insane?
No, I just told him
to put it on our account.
- Our account?
- Well, it seemed harmless.
You told him
you were my wife?
What was I supposed to do?
You tell me?
And he believed you?
And why wouldn't he
believe me?
- Well...
- I'm not good enough to be your wife?
- No!
- Well, Travis thinks I'm good enough.
- And Harvey and Lorraine
think I'm good enough.
This coffee table.
- What about it?
- It's my mother's.
I know, it's not
my taste either.
But all of this
represents a compromise.
- You know your mother.
- My parents think we're married?
Hey, it's not so bad!
Everything's gonna be fine.
Would you mind
taking your feet off the furniture?
Gwen.
Gwen?
Gwen, Gwen, Gwen!
- You can't stay here.
- Why not?
- I hardly know you.
- Oh, come on!
Where the hell
am I supposed to go?
- What do you mean you hardly know me?
- Gwen, I'm sorry.
I'm terribly sorry
for the way I acted.
I'm going through a difficult time
and this isn't helping.
Look, I've got maybe a hundred bucks here,
just 'til you get back on your feet again.
- Take it.
- Is that payment for services rendered?
- Oh, come on!
- I don't want your money!
No, just my goddamn house, right?
- Hello?
- Becky.
I was dying to see how everything
looked, and I saw your car outside...
And I, uh...
Oh, congratulations.
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