Housos vs. Authority Page #10

we told them to show!

It seems that even tabloid TV

doesn't like the Government

tellin' them what to do.

So, Beryl, the Federal Police

have arrested your son and his de facto

for what exactly?

They were just trying to sprinkle

Sharon's mum's ashes at Ayers Rock.

What's wrong with that?

If you ask me, there's just too many

stupid bloody laws in this country.

Now, oh, it's almost

like a bushfire around Australia -

thousands of people were outraged

at the treatment of poor Shazza,

you know, and the others.

They rang the TV stations,

they got on Facebook,

they even emailed the Prime Minister.

Senator,

what the bloody hell did you do?

Our polls have dropped 85%

and I've received over 60,000 emails.

This is a disaster.

Prime Minister, can I just say...

No. Do not say another word.

Get Shazza Jones and her mates

out of jail

and make all of this drama go away.

Or I'm giving your seat

to Peter Garrett.

Oh, you wouldn't read about it.

Or you probably would.

The sentences were all cancelled,

DOCS gave all the kids back

and by the time they got home, there

was a huge block party waiting for 'em.

I don't think his nappy's been changed.

If this was any other suburb

in Australia,

this would have been

one of the bestest nights ever.

But not here.

# I'm on the block, yeah

I'm on the block, yeah

# I'm on the block

and I just won't stop, yeah

# I'm on the block, yeah

I'm on the block, yeah

# I'm on the block

and I just won't stop, yeah

# I'm on the block, yeah

I'm on the block, yeah

# I'm on the block

and I just won't stop, yeah

# I'm on the block... #

Where is the money

for the child of the support?

Big f***in' hero on TV,

and you're too cheap

to pay for your own kid!

Arghh!

What are we fighting each other for?

Let's fight the f***in' pigs!

Alright, fellas, don't hold back

on these f***in' scumbags!

Well, that's it.

That's the whole bloody story

in a nutshell.

I'm goin' in there for a few beers,

couple of bets

and if I'm lucky,

might even pick up a root.

I'll pick up a root for sure.

I can drink a few of the girls

in the bar pretty.

Text me

next time you're here in Sunnyvale.

# It's all good

# It's very good

# It's all good

# It's all good #

It's very good, yes.

# It's all good

# It's very good

# It's all good

# It's all good

# It's all good... #

I told ya we'd beat 'em, Shaz.

Yeah, it was pretty grouse

of that Senator cockface

to let us come up here, eh?

Oh, it's a long bloody climb

and the view's not even that good.

I'd rather be at home on the couch

with a bong.

You carrying?

- Is she alright?

- Yeah.

Alright, Mum. It's time to set you free.

Mum, goodbye... and I love you.

Oh!

I know she's your mum, Shaz, but,

f***, she's givin' me mad head spins!

You really are f***ed in the face,

aren't ya?

So, your reaction to her actually

getting arrested, then?

It's racist.

But you say it's racist,

but then at the same time,

she seems to have had

no respect

for the culture of the Aborigines.

I don't know, man.

You're hurting my head.

You're hurting my head.

Who is this bloke? Who is he?

Who does he think he is?

We are angry because in the

beginning we was expect the money

for the child support,

and I was...

I was ask for Frankily, like,

'cause of, you know, for the baby.

'Cause he put the sperm on the stomach

so he's supposed to give

the money in the bank, huh?

I'm part of, like, the

Sunnyvale Assassins, alright?

The Sunnyvale Assassins?

Yeah, like, it says it right here.

Like Sunnyvale...

You've spelled it 'arse'.

I'm not sure that you spelled that...

- What do you mean?

- 'Arsass'...

'Assassins'...

Yeah, but it's spelt incorrectly.

- Is it?

- Yeah.

Is it?

I told you, like,

get a spellcheck, idiot.

F*** I'm dumb, bro.

What, I'm not educated.

I'm due for, like,

my three o'clock root.

Well, I don't know but...

You know, these tits don't

touch themselves, you know?

- Um... no, they don't.

- They don't.

No. I mean...

# 'Cause we're housos, housos, housos

# Housos, housos, housos

# Housos, housos, housos. #

Neighbours?

Getting to be good friends?

Yeah, f***in' come down

to Sunnyvale, mate.

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