How High Page #5

in popular culture,

while the masculine bastards

exploit women's ideas

for great profit,

- then take all the credit.

-Jamal!

# I just wanna touch you

tease you, lick you #

- You have the most amazing...

# Please you, love you, hold you #

penis.

Yes, I do.

# Make love to you #

# And I'm gonna kiss you

Suck you #

# Taste you, ride you

Feel you deep inside me

Hell, yeah.

So you're playin

grabby-ass again, huh?

- Ma!

- Did you wash your ass today?

Aah! Aah!

Damn, Ma! Stop, Ma!

You hi gh yet?

Hell, no, man.

Maybe not high enough.

Where the hell is he?

Maybe I ain't

hit it hard enough.

What are you doin' in there?

Droppin' your kids off at the pool?

Oh, sh*t.

Hey, what's up, J?

Give me five.

Yo, I hate it

when you do that.

I love that funny sh*t.

- What took you so long, man?

- Biggie and Pac, they throwin'

a party, man.

Open bar all night, man.

Everything was cool, man,

till Marvin Gaye

came in there trippin'.

- Marvin Gaye?

- Yeah.

Listen, man, we got a test

in about five minutes.

Word.

What's that got to do with me?

I know you ready. You studied for it.

Ready? We ain't studied--

Come on, son.

You've got

a golden opportunity here...

to make somethin' of yourself,

and you just throwin' it away?

- It's time for you to learn a lesson.

- Come on, Ive.

I'm out, man.

Ive!

Don't play!

Yo, talk to your boy.

Why you go and tell him

we ain't studied for the test?

Damn all that!

You should've thought about

all that before you got us--

What's up!

I was just f***in'

with you, man.

Come on, son.

This is some good sh*t.

You know you my boy, man.

C, Silas. Come on, man.

It's Portuguese.

J, what are you doin'?

Trust me.

I got all the answers.

You just told me that answer.

A, French.

Definitely the French.

Goddamn virgins.

At least y'all

bein' entertained.

I ain't seen a stitch of p*ssy

on this whole campus.

The chickens are not

clucking around here.

You've come to the right place.

I've been an undergrad for 1 2 years.

I know everything there is to know

about Ivy League women.

Twelve years?

Damn, kid.

Your people payin'

for all this sh*t?

A drop in the bucket, sucker.

I remain here solely for the purpose of...

hooking up

with Harvard women--

short ones, tall ones,

skinny ones, chunky ones.

Man, I'd love me a fat chick, man.

More cushion for the pushin'.

Yes. I want to boldly go

where no man has gone before.

I am an explorer.

I see you are very much

liking to explore S. T.D.s

also, my friend.

That sh*t on your lip

got some sh*t on

its lip, dog.

Is that why no puff-puff?

Pass the dutchie, my friends.

This is nothing!

I cut myself shaving.

Yeah, whatever.

We need to start

importin' some ho's.

Molly, get in here!

You have to see this!

Oh, my!

Look at those muscles!

- He is quite attractive.

- Indeed.

I think there's some freak

in those gigs.

Yeah!

Here we go.

Don't get the wrong idea.

We've never done this before.

We're virgins.

Virgins?

No, you're not.

- Yes, we are. Yes!

- Nah!

No, no, no.

Yes, yes, yes.

No, no, no!

Yes, yes, yes!

Oh, yeah!

Oh! Oh!

Why do good girls

like bad guys

Hey, bro, change for a 20?

Hey yo, Boo

like bad guys

Good girls

Showin' that bad guys

Showin that thigh

And why do

want a honey with class

Dog niggaz

Sometimes you want more

than just a honey with ass

Hey, yo, who would ever think

that the two would go good

History!

Got an A-pl us,

my nigga.

Whew-whew!

Who is that?

- That is all me, G.

- That's the vice president's daughter,

as in vice president

of the United States.

Jamal, you don't want that.

Them girls only know three words:

stop, no and don't.

Uh-oh, my brother.

You got those words backwards.

They always tell me,

No, don't stop!

Excuse me.

Player, player.

We are about to tighten

this ass up right here.

She's got

this long, black hair

It's a-hangin'

on down her back

Long, black, pretty legs

and she walks just like a cat

Hypnotic eyes

and a stacked-up love sack

She not only wants your love

she wants your life after that

Dont do it

Dont give your love to sexy Ida

'Cause she's a sister

of the black widow spider

Sorry, sir.

Jamie's not accepting

any male callers at this time.

Man, I ain't callin'.

I'm right here.

Cedric, step aside.

Ooh-whee!

What's your name?

I'm Jamal.

You ever been

arrested, Jamal?

Uh, no.

Ever busted up your

mother's house and slapped her

when she asked you about it?

Oh, hell, no!

Crazy?

You ain't my type.

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

Hold! Hold! Hold!

I once got arrested

for stealin' a car one time,

but my mother

dropped the charges.

Well, it's not a felony,

but maybe we can work with that.

Yo!

- I didn't mean to scare you.

Can I come in?

- Um--

Sure, come on in.

Move my things.

There you go.

You can sit there.

Thank you.

How very thoughtful.

You'll have to pardon my dust.

I've got a lot of artifacts

and delicate things down here.

What's this sh*t?

Looks old.

Oh, it is old.

It's over 200 years old.

I, um, sort of

discovered it.

You discovered

all this crazy sh*t.

You a straight-up genius, girl.

Well, I don't know

about all that.

I do know it's Ben Franklin's.

I just don't know what it is.

But I was thinking

that it could be like

this old Revolutionary cannon...

or a telescope, or--

Whatever it is,

this sh*t is hot.

Let me ask you

somethin'.

Yeah.

How'd you hook up

with that Bart dude?

I've known Bart

all my life,

and if it weren't

for his family,

I probably wouldn't be here.

Isn't that... sweet?

Look, you got a little

somethin' on your dress.

- My eyes.

- Aha!

Bart, honey, sweetie,

you are just in time...

because I've just

finished studying.

Studying?

Yeah.

I didn't know the two of you

were studying in here,

alone, with the lights dimmed,

drinking beer!

Look, Silas, I know

What you're trying to do.

You're trying to frick her!

Whatever, Bart-kowski.

Listen, I was just admiring

your girl's, uh, thing.

Oh, well, I guess

I should say thanks.

This is a part

of history, man.

Your girl is doin' somethin'

I think you need to recognize.

- Yeah? So?

- Listen, I'm out.

Um, maybe next time

I'll get to study with you.

Peace.

"Peace" is meant to explain

a state of tranquility.

So why don't you try

thinking of another way

to say good-bye,

now that you're amongst

civilized people?

Well, Mr. Civilized,

peace can also be used

interjectionally...

as a request,

greeting or farewell.

So try to find another way

to be an a**hole--

if you don't know

your grammar, that is.

Peace.

Okay, Bart!

God.

Can I get my stuff?

Geesh.

Yes.

It was near

the medical library.

I think they said

it was one of those

tick-tocky, blow-uppy,

exploding thingy,

pipe bomb thing-things.

Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you. You too.

All righty. Bye.

"Dooster Principle, "

Mm-hmm.

Man, my grandmother would

love this sh*t in her garden.

Outta here.

Locked on, boys.

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